[Western Crossover] As Lu Xun Once Said...

On the streets of New York, Mr. Lu Xun is feeling very troubled. As a mysterious spirit, he gains strange powers whenever someone believes he said something.

People across the various worlds of China trust what Mr. Lu Xun said, and constantly say things like, "Mr. Lu Xun once said..." As a result, our famous spirit, Mr. Lu Xun, visibly grows stronger by the day.

Scene One

Tony looks at Lu Xun, puzzled. He hesitates, starts to speak, stops, then finally asks, "How does this amazing magic of yours work?" Lu Xun crouches down sadly and draws circles on the ground. In a gloomy voice, he says, "Maybe they think I said it."

Tony: ??????

Scene Two

Superman feels the sun's energy radiating from Lu Xun. His mouth opens and closes, then closes and opens again. Finally, he asks, "This energy of yours..." Lu Xun floats in the air, hugging his knees like a helpless, pitiful child. In a gloomy voice, he says, "Maybe they still think I said it."

Superman: ??????

Scene Three

Facing Thanos, the purple potato, Supreme Sorcerer Strange says in the most authentic Chinese, "Mr. Lu Xun once said: Purple potatoes are all trash." Then, in front of everyone, Thanos turns into a plate of spicy chicken. Everyone looks at Lu Xun in amazement.

Lu Xun lies in the snow at Kamar-Taj, utterly dejected. "Maybe I did say it."

The setup: Lu Xun is a cute little boy with red lips and pearly white teeth.

A friendly reminder: Please don't imagine the great literary master Lu Xun.

Dedicated to my adorable little brother, who came up with the joke.

Theme: Everything Mr. Lu Xun says is right.