[Flirtatious Pretty Bottom & Refined Scum Top]
Lu Jiamiao is the protagonist bottom of an unspeakable danmei novel. He was cast as a pretty airhead, but somehow ended up inside a twisty, ambitious business novel.
Worse, he's an unloved, unwanted bed-climbing tool with mountains of debt and only three hundred words of screen time.
Looking at his tragic ending, lying dead in the street after failing to seduce someone, Lu Jiamiao wants to cry. He falls back on his old trade: Can I survive if all I know how to do is fall in love?
I can play a canary or a delicate flower, Q ^ Q
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The three essentials of being a canary: adore you, go crazy for you, and bang my head against a wall for you.
Facing his current target, the terrifying business tycoon from the original novel, Lu Jiamiao doesn't even think of keeping his distance. He sticks close and delivers his daily triple dose:
"Sir, I love you so much today, too."
"Sir, do you love me today? If you don't, I'll just try a little harder."
"Sir, would you like me in a little dress or a bunny outfit tonight?"
He even throws himself in front of the tycoon during a car accident without hesitation.
He's so devoted that even the paparazzi taking photos of him are moved.
Zang Jinbai hurriedly carries him to the hospital. Lu Jiamiao still remembers to soothe him, weakly saying, "Sir, don't be sad. If I die..."
"You won't." Zang Jinbai holds him a little tighter and gently says, "I'll protect you."
That's exactly what he was waiting for! Lu Jiamiao immediately picks at the scrape on his finger to make it a little worse.
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After Lu Jiamiao "risks his life to save him," Zang Jinbai, who suffers from a severe emotional disorder, begins learning how to treat him well. He sits primly at the conference table, abstinent and dignified, while helping Lu Jiamiao fight antis and boost his rankings. Even when a hidden camera is shoved in his face, he calmly helps Lu Jiamiao put on his shoes.
When rumors start trending, the tycoon reposts them and admits they're true before Lu Jiamiao can deny anything.
Only when the little dress he's wearing gets torn does Lu Jiamiao realize: Why is the plot getting stranger and stranger?!
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They say the Lu family's illegitimate son is a cowardly good-for-nothing with nothing but a pretty face. But on the first day of his livestream, he goes viral by sweetly telling someone, "Fuck your dad."
A breath of fresh air in a business novel, Lu Jiamiao is all about being a pretty, empty-headed dummy:
He gets tricked into livestreaming in a little dress and becomes a hit.
He plays a supporting villain mocked by the whole internet and explodes in popularity.
Even when he joins a dating show, it's basically an on-the-spot tutorial on [How to Handle a Tycoon].
Before long, the netizens who used to flood the comments with [He's got nothing but a face, and he's fucking riding the tycoon's coattails] all come around:
[Pretty baby, come cuddle!!]
[Waaah, my baby deserves this sweet love! I'm so obsessed!!]
PS:
1. One-on-one, happy ending, older top~
2. Original settings, internally consistent logic~
Coming soon 1: "How Could He Be Such a Teasing Beauty?"
Pei Siyu accidentally enters the full-immersion dating game his younger sister plays. The System tells him to choose one of five protagonists to pursue. If he succeeds, he can clear the game.
Among a group of men, he spots the one who stands out from the crowd: Yan Ling.
Long hair, a beauty mark, and even rose-scented pheromones.
Pei Siyu spends a fortune on him, arranging surprises at every date spot.
The beauty only looks at him across the candlelight and gives him a shy, faint smile.
Then, after Pei Siyu successfully clears the game, a pretty boy with the exact same face as his in-game love interest shows up at his door, holding a rose. In a lovely, soft voice, he asks, "Boyfriend~ Want to meet in person?"
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On the third day of living together, Pei Siyu realizes something is off about his Omega.
Why does he have Alpha suppressants? Why are there bite guards in the house?
Pei Siyu suddenly remembers the seemingly indifferent yet captivating look in Yan Ling's eyes when they first met. Fuck, am I the fish he reeled in???
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Pei Siyu pins Yan Ling down with his leg, wanting to leave a bite mark on this teasing beauty.
Yan Ling's slightly curled long hair spills around him, his snow-white neck openly exposed. He playfully hooks a finger into Pei Siyu's loosened tie, not minding when Pei Siyu moves closer.
Only when Pei Siyu leans close to his ear does Yan Ling turn his head and say, "A Yu, do you even know which of us is the top? And you dare bite me."
Rich young master & teasing beauty
Coming soon 2: "Pretty Player [Quick Transmigration]"
Qi Yuan, the legendary top-ranked killer of the KBD full-dive world.
With his innocent, harmless pretty face, he takes down one NPC after another: a violent sweetheart at the top of the points leaderboard.
Players in other game regions sneer: What a load of crap. He just gets by on his looks.
Until the Main System goes haywire and picks a chaotic mash-up of melodramatic tropes for the final game.
The top-ranked player is right there, and anyone can challenge him.
Qi Yuan: "..."
[We hope you enjoy the journey ahead~]
1.
When he enters the first world, Qi Yuan is locked in a storeroom. Before he can take in his surroundings, a bucket of cold water is dumped over his head.
He looks up at the true young master, who regards him like a poisonous insect. Qi Yuan slowly blinks his wet lashes and calls out in a trembling voice, "Big brother... I'm scared."
Later, the civet cat who was swapped out a month ago sits beside the pool at Qi Yan's birthday party, kicking his legs and splashing water. He looks innocently at the person who's been soaking in the pool for three hours and smiles. "Big brother, play with me a little longer."
Qi Yan gazes at him with a solemn expression. At last, his throat shifts as he says, "All right."
2.
Qi Yuan lives in a castle like a cage. He's the chief's secret canary, pretty and fragile, and aside from having pheromones with a near-perfect compatibility, he's like a puppet doll.
When Qi Yuan arrives, it's just after sex. He watches Huo Tingchuan get dressed and prepare to leave, then reaches up to his nape and slices open his gland.
His pheromones instantly fill the whole room. Huo Tingchuan pauses and turns to look at him.
Covered in red marks, Qi Yuan reaches for him like a fragile fledgling begging to be held. "You damaged my gland with your bite... It hurts so much."
"..."
Later, just as everyone expects the little canary with the damaged gland to be abandoned during his next heat, a video of the chief kneeling on one knee in a sea of flowers to propose goes viral.
Qi Yuan tilts his head and looks at him with pretty, smiling eyes, wearing an innocent expression. "But all I need is your pheromones~"
3.
In the third world, Qi Yuan finally gets a reward that lets him get a feel for a familiar kind of plot.
Mutants overrun the world, and Qi Yuan becomes the lowest-ranking, most common kind of zombie: one locked in a laboratory for drug experiments.
Every day, countless people surround him, treating him like an object and recording data.
Until one day, he looks through the glass at the cold judge and says, "Save me..."
Later, during a sudden riot, the mutant everyone thought had failed the experiment and would be thrown away is held tightly in the judge's arms.
Wen Shen gently strokes him and coaxes him not to be afraid.
The little zombie, raised with painstaking care until he is clean and pretty, looks at the crowds of his kind below the city walls. He remembers how he used to take down one boss after another with a single shot in an infinite-flow game, and his gaze turns languid.
"Officer Wen," he murmurs in Wen Shen's ear, "I'm a little monster, too~"
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Later...
The first eleven players from rival game regions come out of the instance with their heads full of love, handing over their points willingly.
The pretty good-for-nothing mocked by the whole server for living off his looks remains a legendary top-ranked killer.
Theme: May your life be bright, and may hardship never leave you lost
Choose one of the two next books~
① "How could he be a fishing beauty" ② "Beautiful Player [Quick Travel]"
Pre-collection ① "How could he be a fishing beauty"
Pei Siyu mistakenly entered the Quanzhen strategy game played by his sister. The system prompted him to choose one of the five protagonists to strategy. If the strategy is successful, he can pass the level.
Among the bunch of men, he saw the only fresh and refined one - Yan Ling.
She has long hair, beauty marks, and even her pheromone bar is scented with roses.
Pei Siyu spent a lot of money on him and created surprises at every date.
The beauty just looked at him through the candlelight and smiled shyly.
Until the strategy was successful, the handsome boy with the same face as in the game stood at the door of his house with a rose, and said softly in a nice voice, "Boyfriend, do you want to run away?"
On the third day of living together, Pei Siyu discovered something was wrong with his Omega.
Why are there inhibitors of Alpha? Why do we have bite stoppers at home?
Pei Siyu suddenly remembered Yan Ling's seemingly ruthless but affectionate eyes when he first met him - Damn, I wasn't the fucking fish he caught, was I? ? ?
Pei Siyu bent his legs to hold Yan Ling down, wanting to bite this fishing beauty.
Yan Ling's slightly curly long hair fell down, and his snow-white neck was generously exposed. He raised his fingers and hooked Pei Siyu's loosened tie lightly, not minding that he was getting closer to him.
It wasn't until Pei Siyu reached his ear that he turned his head and said, "Ayu, do you know who among us? You dare to bite me."
A rich and noble man & a great fishing beauty
Pre-receipt ② "Beautiful Player [Quick Travel]"
Qiyuan, the legend of Tu Bang in the KBD holographic world.
With Zhang Chunliang's harmless pretty face, he kills one NPC at a time and is the violent sweetheart who tops the list of points.
Players from other competitions disdain: Just brag, it's all about face.
Until——the main system went crazy and chose a mixed bag of blood for the final game.
The top spot is there and anyone can challenge it.
Qi Yuan: "..."
Hope you have a pleasant trip~
1.
Entering the first world, Qi Yuan, who was locked up in a warehouse, had not had time to look around clearly when a basin of cold water was poured on his head.
He raised his eyes to look at the real young master who looked at him like a poisonous insect, slowly blinked his wet eyelashes, and called him in a trembling voice: "Brother... I'm so scared."
Later, the civet cat, who had been replaced a month ago, sat by the swimming pool at Qi Yan's birthday party, shaking his calves and splashing in the water. He innocently looked at the man who had been soaking in the water for three hours and smiled, "Brother, play with me for a while longer."
Qi Yan looked at him with deep eyes, and finally his throat moved slightly, "Okay."
2.
Qiyuan lives in a cage-like castle. He is the chief canary who cannot stand on the stage. He is beautiful and fragile. Except for the highly matched pheromones, he is like a puppet.
When he came through, it was just after the incident. He looked at Huo Tingchuan, who was getting dressed and was about to leave. He raised his hand to touch the back of his neck, and then scratched the gland.
Pheromones instantly filled the whole room. Huo Tingchuan paused and turned to look at him.
Qi Yuan's body was covered with red marks, and she reached out to him like a fragile baby bird to hug him, "You have bitten my glands... It hurts me so much."
Later, just when everyone thought that the little canary with damaged glands would be abandoned during this estrus period, a video of the Chief Lord kneeling down on one knee to propose in a sea of flowers set off the entire Internet.
Qi Yuan looked at him and tilted his head, his beautiful eyes were crooked, and he said innocently, "But I only need your pheromones~"
3.
In the third world, Qi Yuan redeemed the rewards and finally got a little familiar with the script.
Mutated species have swept the world, and they have become the lowest and most common little zombies, or zombies locked up in laboratories for drug experiments.
Countless people surround him every day and treat him as an object to record data.
Until one day, he said to the cold presiding judge through the glass cover, "Help me..."
Later, everyone thought that the mutant species that would be thrown out after the experiment failed was held tightly in the arms of the presiding judge during a sudden riot.
Wen Shen stroked him gently, coaxing him not to be afraid.
The little zombie, who had been raised clean and beautiful with all his efforts, looked at the crowd of his kind in the city, remembering the scene where he once shot a boss in Infinite Flow, his eyes were lazily.
"Sir Wen," he leaned into Wen Shen's ear and said, "But I am also a little monster~"
Later...
Those who don't believe in evil will become a love brain by releasing the first eleven dungeons in the competition, and they will give away points.
That beautiful idiot who was mocked by everyone and relied on his face to make a living - is still a legend in Tu Bang.
Finished spreading flowers! Originally I just wanted to watch it as a mindless cookie, but I didn't expect that the further I looked at it, Miao Miao's story would make me feel uncomfortable and moved. Although I don't know whether the author will read this article, I am still very grateful to have come across this article, which allows me to escape from the troubles of real life for a short time, immerse myself in this world of Miaomiao and Mr., And experience their laughter and tears. I especially like the scene where the author gives Miaomiao a chance to make up for the regrets of his native world. When I read it, it felt like a small corner in my heart was filled. It made me feel that this story should be like this, warm and healing. All in all, it was a very pleasant reading experience (ahhhhhh, I don't know what I'm writing, that's all). Looking forward to seeing you in the next article! !
Finished spreading flowers! At first, I was attracted by Mommy's childhood. Later, Mommy updated this article intermittently, and I also followed it, but it took so long that I only saw that it was finished today. Their characters are all very good. To be precise, their world is very beautiful. I am honored to be able to see their lives. I wish them happiness forever, and I also wish mommy good health, peace and joy! We serialize articles
Mommy's baby deer, you are Mommy's favorite baby. You are a little strawberry cake. A good life for you and Xiaozang is better than anything else.
I want to be happy forever [Star Eyes]
I was very touched. I finished watching it in two days. It was really good.
It's too sweet, it's too sweet, how can a young couple be so sweet [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]
Wow wow wow, so beautiful and sweet.
A bit of a sloppy article, but both Gong and Shou are cute.
Choose one of the two next books~ ① "How could he be a fishing beauty" ② "Beautiful Player [Quick Travel]" Pre-collection ① "How could he be a fishing beauty" Pei Siyu mistakenly entered the Quanzhen strategy game played by his sister. The system prompted him to choose one of the five protagonists to strategy. If the strategy is successful, he can pass the level. Among the bunch of men, he saw the only fresh and refined one - Yan Ling. She has long hair, beauty marks, and even her pheromone bar is scented with roses. Pei Siyu spent a lot of money on him and created surprises at every date. The beauty just looked at him through the candlelight and smiled shyly. Until the strategy was successful, the handsome boy with the same face as in the game stood at the door of his house with a rose, and said softly in a nice voice, "Boyfriend, do you want to run away?" On the third day of living together, Pei Siyu discovered something was wrong with his Omega. Why are there inhibitors of Alpha? Why do we have bite stoppers at home? Pei Siyu suddenly remembered Yan Ling's seemingly ruthless but affectionate eyes when he first met him - Damn, I wasn't the fucking fish he caught, was I? ? ? Pei Siyu bent his legs to hold Yan Ling down, wanting to bite this fishing beauty. Yan Ling's slightly curly long hair fell down, and his snow-white neck was generously exposed. He raised his fingers and hooked Pei Siyu's loosened tie lightly, not minding that he was getting closer to him. It wasn't until Pei Siyu reached his ear that he turned his head and said, "Ayu, do you know who among us? You dare to bite me." A rich and noble man & a great fishing beauty Pre-receipt ② "Beautiful Player [Quick Travel]" Qiyuan, the legend of Tu Bang in the KBD holographic world. With Zhang Chunliang's harmless pretty face, he kills one NPC at a time and is the violent sweetheart who tops the list of points. Players from other competitions disdain: Just brag, it's all about face. Until——the main system went crazy and chose a mixed bag of blood for the final game. The top spot is there and anyone can challenge it. Qi Yuan: "..." Hope you have a pleasant trip~ 1. Entering the first world, Qi Yuan, who was locked up in a warehouse, had not had time to look around clearly when a basin of cold water was poured on his head. He raised his eyes to look at the real young master who looked at him like a poisonous insect, slowly blinked his wet eyelashes, and called him in a trembling voice: "Brother... I'm so scared." Later, the civet cat, who had been replaced a month ago, sat by the swimming pool at Qi Yan's birthday party, shaking his calves and splashing in the water. He innocently looked at the man who had been soaking in the water for three hours and smiled, "Brother, play with me for a while longer." Qi Yan looked at him with deep eyes, and finally his throat moved slightly, "Okay." 2. Qiyuan lives in a cage-like castle. He is the chief canary who cannot stand on the stage. He is beautiful and fragile. Except for the highly matched pheromones, he is like a puppet. When he came through, it was just after the incident. He looked at Huo Tingchuan, who was getting dressed and was about to leave. He raised his hand to touch the back of his neck, and then scratched the gland. Pheromones instantly filled the whole room. Huo Tingchuan paused and turned to look at him. Qi Yuan's body was covered with red marks, and she reached out to him like a fragile baby bird to hug him, "You have bitten my glands... It hurts me so much." Later, just when everyone thought that the little canary with damaged glands would be abandoned during this estrus period, a video of the Chief Lord kneeling down on one knee to propose in a sea of flowers set off the entire Internet. Qi Yuan looked at him and tilted his head, his beautiful eyes were crooked, and he said innocently, "But I only need your pheromones~" 3. In the third world, Qi Yuan redeemed the rewards and finally got a little familiar with the script. Mutated species have swept the world, and they have become the lowest and most common little zombies, or zombies locked up in laboratories for drug experiments. Countless people surround him every day and treat him as an object to record data. Until one day, he said to the cold presiding judge through the glass cover, "Help me..." Later, everyone thought that the mutant species that would be thrown out after the experiment failed was held tightly in the arms of the presiding judge during a sudden riot. Wen Shen stroked him gently, coaxing him not to be afraid. The little zombie, who had been raised clean and beautiful with all his efforts, looked at the crowd of his kind in the city, remembering the scene where he once shot a boss in Infinite Flow, his eyes were lazily. "Sir Wen," he leaned into Wen Shen's ear and said, "But I am also a little monster~" Later... Those who don't believe in evil will become a love brain by releasing the first eleven dungeons in the competition, and they will give away points. That beautiful idiot who was mocked by everyone and relied on his face to make a living - is still a legend in Tu Bang.
Finished spreading flowers! Originally I just wanted to watch it as a mindless cookie, but I didn't expect that the further I looked at it, Miao Miao's story would make me feel uncomfortable and moved. Although I don't know whether the author will read this article, I am still very grateful to have come across this article, which allows me to escape from the troubles of real life for a short time, immerse myself in this world of Miaomiao and Mr., And experience their laughter and tears. I especially like the scene where the author gives Miaomiao a chance to make up for the regrets of his native world. When I read it, it felt like a small corner in my heart was filled. It made me feel that this story should be like this, warm and healing. All in all, it was a very pleasant reading experience (ahhhhhh, I don't know what I'm writing, that's all). Looking forward to seeing you in the next article! !
Finished spreading flowers! At first, I was attracted by Mommy's childhood. Later, Mommy updated this article intermittently, and I also followed it, but it took so long that I only saw that it was finished today. Their characters are all very good. To be precise, their world is very beautiful. I am honored to be able to see their lives. I wish them happiness forever, and I also wish mommy good health, peace and joy! We serialize articles
Mommy's baby deer, you are Mommy's favorite baby. You are a little strawberry cake. A good life for you and Xiaozang is better than anything else.
I want to be happy forever [Star Eyes]
I was very touched. I finished watching it in two days. It was really good.
It's too sweet, it's too sweet, how can a young couple be so sweet [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]
Wow wow wow, so beautiful and sweet.
A bit of a sloppy article, but both Gong and Shou are cute.
Woo woo woo woo, I want to be happy forever