No Thanks to Scumbag Men

A collection of stories about dumping scumbags for a new love interest. Part 1: The Strongest Soldier x The Mecha Master Yu Ying spent half a year undercover in a space pirate den. At last, he joined forces with the military from within and without to destroy the space pirates who had been terrorizing the region. When he returned to military academy, his childhood sweetheart and boyfriend pointed at him and yelled, then announced he was breaking up with him. "You're an omega, and you let an alpha bite your gland just like that? Are you that desperate? Ranran would never be so unchaste. He always wears his collar properly! We're breaking up!" Yu Ying touched the scar on the back of his neck, which still hadn't healed. He'd let the leader of the space pirates bite him to make sure the plan succeeded. Getting bitten on the gland in exchange for wiping out the space pirates seemed like a great deal to Yu Ying. As for that childhood sweetheart of a boyfriend... Yu Ying lifted his foot and kicked him flying. "Idiot." What era did he think this was? His head was still full of feudal ideas. Yu Ying immediately posted a matchmaking ad. It read: I'm Yu Ying, and I'm about to graduate from military academy. My grades in every subject are available on the school's official website. I'm sincerely looking for a partner. Any gender, any background. If we hit it off, let's give it a try. No time-wasters. Breaking up with me? Idiot. Open your eyes and look. I'm not desperate to be with you. Qin Shen, the marshal's son, a top military equipment expert, a promising young alpha: Looking for a partner? Is this for real? I'm in! Part 2: The Young Immortal Lord x The Demon Lord Ye Qinghe was a true immortal from the immortal realm, a third-generation immortal through and through. Gifted and intelligent, he was the young immortal lord praised by everyone in the realm. The young immortal lord and the Northern Abyss Emperor were planning to become cultivation partners, with all the immortals encouraging the match. But then Ye Qinghe accidentally discovered that the Northern Abyss Emperor was fooling around with a little demon from the demon clan and cheating on him. A man like that was no good. Ye Qinghe took up his sword and stormed the Northern Abyss, where they fought for days. After the battle, the Northern Abyss collapsed. Ye Qinghe didn't return to the immortal realm. Instead, he drew the Qingming River beyond the underworld, guiding those wronged souls into the underworld with clear minds. Ye Qinghe went about his work as a ferryman, while the silly little demon king kept turning up in front of him every day, much to his annoyance. Little Demon King: "Qinghe, do you need to row the boat? Let me do it. You can rest!" "Qinghe, would you like some snacks? I picked locust blossoms and steamed them into cakes." "Qinghe..." Ye Qinghe: "..." You sure do talk a lot. Whatever kind of scumbag-beating you want to see, I've got it ( ¨? ) A preview of another story about beating up trash: I Beat Up the Protagonist Lin Zhiwu had just graduated when a truck flattened him like a pancake. Although his body was gone, Lin Zhiwu's soul remained, and he was bound to a "Plot Completion System." As long as he entered a small world and helped its protagonist follow the predetermined plot without letting it stray, Lin Zhiwu would have a chance to come back to life. System: "Don't worry, Host! We provide plot points. Just follow them and help the protagonist grow, and you'll complete the mission!" The Host looks so reliable. His performance is sure to skyrocket! World One: As the illegitimate son protagonist's classmate and the person he would cherish as his ideal love twenty years later, Lin Zhiwu joined forces with a villainous big shot and sent the protagonist to prison. World Two: Playing the manager of an entertainer protagonist who wants to trade his body for opportunities instead of working hard, Lin Zhiwu simply terminated their contract and went on to promote someone else. The protagonist was so jealous he went crazy. World Three: As the younger brother of a brutal male insect protagonist, Lin Zhiwu was nearly blown up by him. He joined forces with the most outstanding general in the history of the insect race and wiped the male insect protagonist out. World Four: Reborn as a passerby who stood up for justice and earned the future Immortal Emperor protagonist's grudge, Lin Zhiwu pulled the protagonist down from his position as Immortal Emperor. #Why does the protagonist completely fail to embody the core socialist values# #None of them are any good. Beat them all to death# Coming soon: When a Teacher Transmigrates into the Villainous Disciple's Master My name is Ye Chongyun. I'm twenty-three years old. I started working as a teacher straight out of school, and in my first year on the job, I received an Outstanding Teacher award. Then I... transmigrated into a book. I found out I'd transmigrated into a book because one of my students told me that a master character in a novel she'd read on LJ had the same name as me. Ye Chongyun: ...I'd rather not share a name with someone who dies horribly at the end, thanks. Ye Chongyun transmigrated as the master's teacher to the book's villain. Since he hadn't taken the villain on as a disciple willingly, he treated him harshly. The villain held a grudge, and once he became a powerful Demon Lord, he killed his former master. Truly the greatest traitor to one's master in the world. Ye Chongyun, after transmigrating: What's wrong with this disciple? He keeps saying, "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." There's something seriously wrong with that way of thinking! So Ye Chongyun embarked on a career of patient guidance and tireless instruction. But the rebellious disciple still betrayed his master. The villainous disciple pinned Ye Chongyun beneath him, his gaze full of longing. "Master taught me the rules of human relationships. Why not also teach me about the harmony of yin and yang?" Ye Chongyun: ...He's still a rebellious disciple after all! Meng Qingzhou was extraordinarily gifted and should have been a promising young cultivator loved by everyone in the cultivation world. But because he had half demon blood, White Emperor Mountain didn't want to take him in. For the sake of appearances, however, they had no choice but to accept him, then tossed him to Immortal Lord Chongyun of Jade Snow Peak. Immortal Lord Chongyun had always kept out of worldly affairs and focused solely on cultivation. He paid no attention to Meng Qingzhou, a disciple he'd never wanted in the first place. When others bullied Meng Qingzhou, he didn't even say a word. Later, the demon blood in Meng Qingzhou awakened, and he fell to the demonic path overnight. At the request of the cultivation world, Ye Chongyun went to persuade Meng Qingzhou to return to the righteous path, only to be killed on the spot. Ye Chongyun was no weakling. Though he died, Meng Qingzhou didn't come away unscathed, and before long he died too. Yet fate was kind to Meng Qingzhou, letting him be reborn on the day of White Emperor Mountain's apprenticeship ceremony. That day, Immortal Lord Chongyun, who had long been absent from Jade Snow Peak, arrived on the wind and lifted the still-young Meng Qingzhou into his arms. "From now on, he is my personal disciple, Ye Chongyun's. No one is to mistreat him." In this new life, Meng Qingzhou discovered that his master's soul had changed. He liked it very much. So he wrapped his arms tightly around his master and asked in an almost pleading voice, "Master, do you really not like your disciple?" A master who only wants his disciple to uphold virtue and do good x A disciple who only wants to cuddle up and kiss his master Theme: Choose the right path in life and overcome adversity