Tsuna-Kun Has Gotten the Wrong Idea About Me

My good teammate, Tsunayoshi, has a huge misunderstanding about me. As everyone knows, I'm a second-year student at Namimori Middle School whose goal is to become a school idol. Tsunayoshi is my only teammate. But I also have a hidden identity: I used to be a delinquent. As for why I quit being one... it's a long story. Anyway! I can't let anyone find out I used to be a delinquent, especially not Tsunayoshi, who's been bullied by delinquents. But I slipped up. When Tsunayoshi was being bullied, I stepped in and used a neat little trick to toss the delinquents aside right in front of him. I could practically picture the horror on his face. I braced myself for judgment, only to hear him say: "Nishikino, are you hurt?" ...Huh? Tsunayoshi, you've really got this all wrong, don't you? Can't you tell I'm great at fighting and used to be a delinquent? - Thanks to my excellent support skills, I joined the Vongola's Outside Advisors. I worked diligently to hide the fact that I'm an offense specialist, and after ten years, Tsunayoshi was thoroughly convinced that I was "frail." And then I got stabbed in the back by the Ten-Year Bazooka. (Looks up at the sky) It was a sunny day. I was teaching a lesson to the assassins who had come after the Tenth Vongola Boss. None of them could fight worth a damn, and I couldn't even be bothered to use illusions. I just took them out the old-fashioned way, leaving my weapon, a microphone, covered in blood. Then I heard a "poof" behind me, followed by pink smoke. When the smoke cleared, middle-schooler Tsunayoshi had transmigrated here. I watched him tremble as he stared at me and at the blood dripping from the microphone in my hand. I forced myself to stay calm, wiped the blood splashed across my face, and flashed him a practiced smile. "Tsunayoshi, I'm just holding a concert." Sorry, me from ten years ago. - [Outside Advisor and the Storm Guardian Bicker] Outside Advisor: You octopus-headed delinquent! Storm Guardian: Pineapple pizza!! Take this! Triple bombs! Passing Vongola Boss: Ahhh, no, no, Gokudera! Nishikino will get hurt! Outside Advisor: Tsunayoshi Q_Q (acting frail) Storm Guardian, extinguishing the flames with tears in his eyes: Tenth Boss... He's faking it, Tenth Boss!! --Coming soon: Dazai, You Can Forget About Drowning in This Lifetime-- Mr. Dazai was taking his usual walk by the river when he jumped in, intent on killing himself. Three seconds after hitting the water, Dazai thought he was hallucinating. --Because why else would there be a mermaid in the river? The mermaid met his gaze and decided to do a good deed. Dazai, pulled out of the river: Why did you save me? What a pain! The mermaid couldn't understand him and tilted her head. Dazai pointed at himself and said, "Lord Dazai." Then he pointed at the mermaid without saying anything. The mermaid understood and said in Chinese, "Anonymous." Dazai memorized the word's pronunciation. When he looked it up later, he learned that "anonymous" meant "nameless." Kind-hearted Mr. Dazai decided to give the mermaid a name: Whale! A few months later, the mermaid had learned Japanese. Whale: Dazai, you little punk, you can forget about drowning for the rest of your life. :) I, Anonymous, can use every ability there is. [Three Lines We Say All the Time] Chuya: Are you the beauty Dazai's been hiding in his shabby house? Whale: ... Whale: I don't understand. (I don't want to answer.) Chuya: Do you live with Dazai? Whale: I'm not Japanese. (Stares into space.) Chuya: No, but you look Japanese through and through, don't you? Whale: Sumimasen. (Bows.) Theme: Bringing energy and vitality to everyone!