Mr. Dazai took a walk by the river as usual, then jumped in to kill himself.
The third second after falling into the water, Dazai felt that he was hallucinating.
——Why else would there be mermaids in the river?
The mermaid looked at him and decided to do a good deed.
Dazai who was rescued ashore: Why did you save me? I'm so annoyed!
The mermaid didn't understand his language and tilted her head.
Dazai pointed at himself and said, "Dazai-sama."
He pointed at the mermaid again and said nothing.
The mermaid understood and said something in Chinese: "Anonymous."
Dazai wrote down the pronunciation of the word, and when he went back to search, he realized that "Anonymous" was "Anonymous".
The kind-hearted Mr. Dazai decided to give the fish a name - let's call him a whale!
A few months later, the mermaid learned Japanese:?
Whale: Dazai, you never want to get into the water in this life:)
Anonymous, I can use all powers.
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[Three commonly used sentences]
Chuuya: Are you the Jiao hiding in Dazai's broken house?
Whale:…
Whale: Waganai (don't want to answer)
Chuuya: You live with Dazai?
Whale: I am not Japanese (eyes blank)
Chuuya: No, no matter how you look at them, they are all Japanese, right?
Whale: Private Marseille (Bow)
*Onset literature, deduct 1 to check the author's mental state
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