With Word Magic at Hand, Happiness Is Mine

Le Xun transmigrated to the Kingdom of Prophetic Words, became its strongest word mage, and then returned to his own world! His serious, old-fashioned family completely broke down. They wailed as they tried to talk sense into him. "Son, please stop opening your mouth! That jinx of a mouth of yours is the reason you went missing and suffered so much!" Le Xun, who had received an education in the art of prophetic words: "Old man, three days apart is enough to make you see someone in a new light." The Le family's walking disaster is back again! The neighbors are terrified. They pray and chant whenever they leave the house, afraid the kid will say something unfortunate about them. "Uncle Li, you look well lately. Something good might happen at home." "Grandpa Wang, you're in luck today. You might come into a little money." Uncle Li and Grandpa Wang nearly faint. "Shut up!" Later: The jinx everyone avoided turned out to be a lucky charm! The neighbors now create opportunities to run into Le Xun every day. Students across the country visit Le Xun's Weibo account to pay their respects before exams. Countless wealthy businessmen, celebrities, and variety shows flood Le Xun's DMs, desperate to bathe in the power of his prophetic words! Le Xun: Don't tag me. I'm busy showing my disciples and grand-disciples around while they visit. One day. A handsome man shows up at his door. "Master, where do you think my destined partner is?" Le Xun studies him, growing more suspicious by the second. "Have we met before?" The man suddenly smiles. "Grand Master Le, it seems you haven't forgotten me." Le Xun is struck with terror. Isn't this the top he secretly learned from, only to get caught on the spot and be forced to agree to an informal engagement as compensation? (Though he was attracted to the man's body, too.) "Grand Master, prophetic words can reach across time. How do you think your disciples and grand-disciples got here?" Le Xun: "...I was wrong. I'm your destined partner." [Plot idea noted on 2022.1.25 and saved as a photo.] A silly comedy (emphasis on silly) Theme: Life needs joy