[My other story, I, a Male Mom, Turned Myself In, is now underway. Click the author's profile to go straight to it.]
#Petting cats (X), giving them a "fist massage" (check)#
Chu Xun transmigrates into a gorgeous, helpless bottom in a melodramatic erotic novel featuring multiple male leads.
To save his ass, he decides to make a quick getaway.
But who could have guessed this is a high-martial-power interstellar era where people can turn into cats, ride mecha through the skies as cats, and take on an entire armed force alone as one cat? This is called Wild Awakening.
And he awakens as the only catnip plant in the entire universe! What's more, he can bewitch every cat, making them meow for him and smash their heads against walls for him!
And so, the ultimate cat tamer is born!
A mysterious powerhouse appears out of nowhere in the StarNet arena, creating a sensation in one night and making every cat tremble in body and soul.
"Meow! He's terrifying!! After he beat me up, I still wanted him to keep going... His ability is addictive!!"
"Meow, meow! My legs went weak and I collapsed in front of him, belly exposed... Terrifying!!"
Some people are even willing to pay a fortune just to be given a "beating" by him!
At the military academy tournament, a mysterious new student turns the tide and stages a comeback against all odds!
When he leaves every cat student sprawled out before him, the entire nation is shocked. What is this power that lets cats feel pain and extreme pleasure at the same time!? Terrifying!!
He leaves cats unable to resist, making them hurt and happy.
With the love and reverence of cats as his foundation, he climbs step by step to godhood.
Later.
He sits on his divine throne, while the scum gongs who love him but can't have him kneel before him, their feelings tangled between hatred and desire. Yet a fluffy tail is wrapped around his right arm, teasing him again and again.
In front of the scum gongs, the emperor bites his earlobe and whispers ambiguously, "Want to touch?"
His cat ears give a clever little twitch.
[Younger emperor, cold in public and tsundere and cute in private, British Shorthair gong x cheerful goofball, kicks the scum gongs to the curb and builds mecha, absurdly powerful catnip shou]
Cover by my wife, Juanwei Mie
1. This will probably be a goofy story. The author just can't control the silliness.
2. A cheerful growth story: he gets stronger step by step, not an already maxed-out powerhouse.
3. The abilities and interstellar setting include lots of original worldbuilding. There may be rough edges, so please bear with me, mwah -3-
4. And finally, our goal is to make the cats feel fantastic! Say it loud with me: Hehehehe, kitties~
Coming Soon:
I, a Male Mom, Turned Myself In
Tang Xun, an abandoned heir of a wealthy family, suddenly discovers he's awakened a strange skill: every night, he becomes a dad in his dreams.
In his dreams, he has to bathe the squishy little kids and change their diapers, and spank them when they misbehave. He also has to work hard at farming and moving mountains...
Tang Xun: It feels like playing Mom Simulator. I'm the one getting played.
Tang Xun, the man who became a dad in his dreams, later discovers that his kids are all legendary figures in the real world!
A little kitty, a fierce beast that has appeared on top of Kunlun Mountain.
A cute cartoon snake, the White Snake who has awakened beneath West Lake.
A little boy who cries all the time, the master who slept for ten thousand years beneath Mount Everest and returned with his sword.
Tang Xun: ???
His rebellious kids, whom he raised, run wild in the real world, nearly wrecking his home. Weakling Tang Xun promptly asks the authorities for help: Hello, I'm their dad. I know my rebellious kids' weaknesses. Could you send someone to help me discipline them?
Taotie wakes after ten thousand years of slumber to find the world utterly changed, and his beloved yet terrifying old man has vanished!?
Taotie, in the form of a little kitty: What, that's actually a good thing!??
It gleefully runs wild, enjoying the respect and fear of modern people, but the good times don't last long.
One day, a group of uninvited guests show up and restrain it without a word. Their leader raises both hands and spanks it until its butt is red, making it meow!
"Dad!! I was wrong!! I won't act up again!"
After the world changes drastically, modern order is on the verge of collapse. A mysterious powerhouse appears out of nowhere.
All the bigwigs of the modern world behave like tame cats in his presence, and he preserves peace in the world.
He is revered as the Ancestor of All Things.
#If your kids misbehave, just spank them#
My darling CP: After the Crazy Villain Fell in Love with Me at First Sight by Juanwei Mie. The villain boyfriend from a game has come to the real world! Help! ID: 6136756
Theme: The universe is vast. We should all have the spirit to explore the unknown and take control of our own destinies
After knowing that Long Jing is a rabbit, all the black faces become reasonable (?)
Hey hey hey, you understand in seconds_(??ω??∠)_
Finished spreading flowers! Extra chapter: I want a lethal amount of sugar!
I want to watch cat movies ouo~
The rabbit is so cute!
Director Hu made Xi go viral all over the internet in four seconds hahahaha (?ω?)Hiahiahia
Besides, you haven't figured out which one is more powerful.
You feel that you are only at level one, what can you do with your superpower?
That's not it. It goes beyond the configuration of the brain and directly gives a soul. This kind of thing is even more incredible.
Simply put, I have seen the engine. His piston system. For ordinary creatures, only eight pistons are enough. . But humans, do you think that eight pillars are eight engines? There is at least one in the human brain, the engine piston tube, and you can separate at least eight more for the large tube.
We thought that the normal animal type and the main character on the bench were cuter, what do you think? It's not that. He didn't have the dark things themselves before. He just understands them now.
The superpower thing here is to give power first. Seriously, what kind of creature is this? With so much power in the body, it's not easy to use your brain. If you hadn't looked at those plants and animals with advanced supernatural writings, there was a clear so-and-so, wouldn't you have seen it?
However, as a fairy, the first level seems to be relatively weak, so isn't it used to develop the brain? Both developing and operating the brain require heat, so there is a bottleneck. There was a bottleneck at the beginning.
As well as the two articles in this article, both the world consciousness and the villain system are supernatural.
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After knowing that Long Jing is a rabbit, all the black faces become reasonable (?)
Hey hey hey, you understand in seconds_(??ω??∠)_
Finished spreading flowers! Extra chapter: I want a lethal amount of sugar!
I want to watch cat movies ouo~
The rabbit is so cute!
Director Hu made Xi go viral all over the internet in four seconds hahahaha (?ω?)Hiahiahia
Besides, you haven't figured out which one is more powerful. You feel that you are only at level one, what can you do with your superpower? That's not it. It goes beyond the configuration of the brain and directly gives a soul. This kind of thing is even more incredible. Simply put, I have seen the engine. His piston system. For ordinary creatures, only eight pistons are enough. . But humans, do you think that eight pillars are eight engines? There is at least one in the human brain, the engine piston tube, and you can separate at least eight more for the large tube. We thought that the normal animal type and the main character on the bench were cuter, what do you think? It's not that. He didn't have the dark things themselves before. He just understands them now. The superpower thing here is to give power first. Seriously, what kind of creature is this? With so much power in the body, it's not easy to use your brain. If you hadn't looked at those plants and animals with advanced supernatural writings, there was a clear so-and-so, wouldn't you have seen it? However, as a fairy, the first level seems to be relatively weak, so isn't it used to develop the brain? Both developing and operating the brain require heat, so there is a bottleneck. There was a bottleneck at the beginning. As well as the two articles in this article, both the world consciousness and the villain system are supernatural.
Meow meow meow, spread the flowers (￣▽￣)/
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe=w=
Xunxun! ! ! This is a confession! ! ! ! !