I’m a Male Mom, and I’ve Turned Myself In

[Coming soon: "I Became the Savior with Multiple Secret Identities" and "Is the Fourth Calamity Making Trouble Again Today?"] Tang Xun suddenly started raising kids in his dreams. A soft, cuddly kitten, a lively and adorable snake, a little kid with a babyish voice... A combination of spankings and delicious food kept them all perfectly in line. Later, Tang Xun discovered that his kids had actually come out of his dreams, and they were all legendary figures from myths! The kitten was Taotie, the ferocious beast that appeared atop Kunlun Mountain. The cartoonishly cute snake was the White Snake, awakened beneath West Lake. The sobbing little kid was the Master, who had slept for ten thousand years beneath Mount Everest before returning with his sword. Tang Xun: ??? Watching the unruly brats, who'd grown up without enough discipline, run wild in the real world and nearly destroy his home, Tang Xun couldn't take it anymore. He quietly struck up a deal with the government: "Hello, I'm their dad. I can discipline them, but could you help cover for me?" The relevant department: "You say you're the dad of that group of divine beasts who answer to no one and can't be stopped?" ...Later Taotie, who had been rampaging across the world, suddenly got spanked until he was meowing. "Mew, mew, I'm sorry, Dad! I won't cause trouble again!" The White Snake, who'd been churning up West Lake and was impossible to subdue, was pinned in place with a single move, eyes full of tears. "Waaah, Dad, could you hit me a little more gently?" The notorious vampire of the West was reduced to ashes the moment they met. In his final moments, he stared wide-eyed and asked, "Who are you, really?" Just as the world was stunned by the mysterious powerhouse from Huaguo, who stood above all the other powerful figures, the government, which had helped cover for him, was left baffled. "But aren't you just an ordinary, frail citizen?" Tang Xun waved his sleeve, leaving not a cloud behind. "That's right, just an ordinary citizen. My dream is to cuddle cats and lie flat. Usually, I just look after the kids, eat, drink, and have fun. It's been a pleasure working with you." With world peace restored, Tang Xun was pleased to see that the kids were behaving themselves. But when he brought his powerful kids to meet the cat squad from his cat cafe, they all stared silently at the black cat leading the group. "Big Brother Black Dragon, how did you turn into a cat?" Tang Xun: "...?" That star employee, Xiao Hei, who'd shown up on their very first meeting with a hiring notice in his mouth, wanted to work at the cat cafe without pay, but insisted that he couldn't be neutered, and who loved rubbing up against people, cuddling, and sleeping with them every day... Was he actually the Black Dragon, a missing person with a danger level of SSS+? After a great transformation swept the world, modern order teetered on the brink of collapse, and a mysterious powerhouse appeared out of nowhere. All the powerful figures in the world behaved like obedient cats around him, and he preserved peace in the present world. He was honored as the Ancestor of All Things. #If your kid misbehaves, just spank him# A proud Black Dragon gong who becomes a cat for love x a powerful shou who pretends to be weak Content warnings: 1. The cats in the cat cafe were neutered before they awakened, while they were still ordinary, silly cats. The protagonist respects the cats' wishes, but there was nothing he could do since they were neutered before they awakened. (Shrugs.) 2. Set during a spiritual qi revival, with modified divine-beast legends and other such elements. Everything is fictional. 3. The protagonist is the strongest! Author's own warnings: 1. I had to pause updates due to real-life matters while the story was being serialized. I sincerely apologize to my readers. Qaq 2. My writing skills weren't enough to fully develop the story, but I did my best to give it a satisfying ending. I hope you enjoy reading. QWQ Recommending a CP pre-order: "The Beauty Hunted by Monsters" by Juan Wei Mie: A tamed monster will love you forever. Coming soon: "I Became the Savior with Multiple Secret Identities" [Calm and composed shou with multiple masks x dark-skinned, wild, intensely aggressive gong] Lin Xun woke up one day to discover that his phone could connect to the real world. ...Every app he'd ever downloaded had come to life! The world changed dramatically, and people were terrified. Lin Xun quietly took out his phone, intending to uninstall the apps, but was told: [You must clear every region and reach the top of the rankings to reclaim the apps.] The world fell, countless people were dead or injured, and at the moment of crisis... During the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons, a man wearing half a mask appeared out of nowhere like a ghost. His slender fingers brushed the corner of his eye. Flecks of light danced from his fingertips, instantly filling the darkness with a dazzling radiance. -- [Rank A Region: Haunted Amusement Park] (Cleared √) -- [Character: Flamboyant Celestial Master (You must make a dazzling entrance and capture the world's attention with your brilliance.) Reference: a male peacock] A horde of rotting, hideous zombies filled the entire city, a hopeless hell and a vulture's paradise. It was a moonlit night. A sharp, gleaming dagger spun and danced in the palm of a hand. The mysterious youth raised his eyes slightly and parted his thin lips. The instant his words fell, the zombies tripped over one another, falling in a row like dominoes. By dawn, the sky had been stained with blood. -- [Character: Jinxed Assassin (You possess the power to curse things into reality. Your weapon is your foul mouth (X).)] -- [Rank S Region: Zombie Siege] (Cleared √) [Character: God (You are cloaked in holy radiance and illuminate all things. You are the law.)] Within days, mysterious powerhouses emerged and became famous around the world. They were all members of the mysterious organization "Destruction." "Destruction" instantly became the world's best-known organization, with over a hundred million supporters. Its leader likewise rose to become the world's strongest, known as [CHRIST], the Savior. One day, a huge argument broke out on the world's largest forum site... Fanatic A: God A is the coolest! He reached the top of the apocalypse rankings, unbeatable! Fanatic B: God J is the coolest!! He speedran the Haunted Amusement Park and made the ghosts cry and run away. He's the strongest! Moderator: ? My Lord Christ is the strongest! The argument raged for days, setting the whole internet ablaze. Lin Xun: Stop fighting. God A, God J, Christ, they're all just my ordinary secret identities. He left the forum and tapped the [Face-Making Life] app, wondering what kind of persona to create today. [One person is an entire organization] By chance, Lin Xun remembered downloading a dating game called [Lover in Your Palm] a few months earlier. He'd been so busy that he hadn't opened it in a long time. As he recalled, his lover had dark skin and black hair, with handsome features brimming with arrogance and swagger. His sparkling diamond stud earrings shone brilliantly, and his exposed brown chest always gleamed with a beautiful, honeyed sheen. -- Wild and overflowing with sexual tension, yet always fond of lowering his head obediently so Lin Xun could pet him. [Xiao Xun, I'll be your dog for the rest of my life. Don't leave me.] His dark-skinned lover was utterly devoted to him. Lin Xun froze. His lover had disappeared from the game long ago. Now that the app had come to life, where was he? He tried to uninstall the game, but a notification popped up on his phone: [This is the third month since you left him. Out of love comes hatred. The game can never be reclaimed.] -- Xiao Xun, I'm coming to find you. Theme: Face difficulties with the courage to keep moving forward