Who Says I'm the River God?

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This story is also known as "I Never Wanted to Pick Trash Out of the River" and "What Do You Mean, Turn One into Three? I Don't Understand."

Hiramiya Kanade is an utterly ordinary river god who makes ends meet by picking up trash along the riverbank and finding ways to reuse it.

In a world of superpowered people, just before he is about to be thrown out, Hiramiya Kanade shows off his greatest trick: turning one coffee jelly into three! Seeing the other person's eyes bulge in shock, Hiramiya Kanade knows he's got this in the bag.

In a world of demon slayers, Hiramiya Kanade, who has only three yen and sixty sen to his name, wants to repay the benefactor who saved him, a man with burn scars on his face. So he throws himself down in front of him and says, "You saved me, so now you're responsible for me. Does your organization need people? I'm as good as three, I don't eat much, and I can run away on my own when danger strikes!"

In a world where all the literary geniuses have disappeared, Hiramiya Kanade lands a job at a detective agency with a tragic backstory (that he made up) and tearjerking acting. To repay the agency director for taking him in, he tells every client the same classic line: "Young man, I can tell from your extraordinary bones that you're a natural-born martial artist. I've got a book here called Master Swordsmanship in 100 Days. Not 980, not 980, just 98! Don't miss out!"

On a dark and windy night, after killing someone and looting another wallet from a corpse, Hiramiya Kanade tosses the wallet into the river with a smack, then stuffs three wallets into his pocket.

There really are still lots of good people in the world.

Ranpo the cat: Quick, while the director's away, help me turn this pile of snacks into three portions!

Blurb to be decided, other worlds to be decided

Theme: Face life with a positive attitude