I Break Down Before the Villain [Quick Transmigration]

[Announcement: I'm sorry, but I've decided to unlock the chapters after all. I tried to pick this back up, but I no longer have the mindset or motivation I had back then, and I can't keep writing. I'm not sure whether I'll ever return to this story. I'm truly sorry. I'll wait for Jinjiang to automatically unlock the chapters and refund everyone. If you sent a tip, leave me a comment and contact me for a refund.] -- One day, Xi Feng, a deranged rich second-generation heir, was bound to a System called "Save the Villain." His mission was to stop the villain from turning evil. Xi Feng: "Thanks, but you've got the wrong guy." Come on. He was a rich kid who did nothing but eat, drink, and wait to die. In his spare time, he went clubbing and did extreme sports. How was he supposed to save a villain? Hard-of-hearing System: [Host bound successfully.] Xi Feng: "..." Forced to travel through various worlds, Xi Feng embarked on a journey to stop villains from turning evil. But as time went on, the System realized that something about this guy's style seemed... off. 1. Ordinary human top x world-destroying zombie king bottom. The System advised Xi Feng to reform the zombie king, but Xi Feng simply stabbed him straight through the body with a knife. "You don't mind dying one more time, do you?" He blew up the contaminated zone before the zombie king could, and completely went off the rails. Xi Feng emerged from the billowing smoke, his hair silver-white and a tiny mole set to the right of his nose. He straightened the pure silk black gloves on his long fingers, a cigarette clenched between his lips. With smoke swirling around him and blood spattered across his face, he looked breathtakingly beautiful, yet ghostly. The remorseful System: [This guy's a lunatic. I want to unbind.] Sadly, the System opened the backstage interface, certain that its Host had failed the mission-- Only to discover that Xi Feng had already scored full marks in every category! It turned out Xi Feng had gone off the rails before the villain, doing everything the villain was supposed to do. With no evil deeds left to commit, the villain couldn't turn evil! The System's eyes lit up. "...This actually works?!" 2. Mentally ill Alpha top x psychiatrist Enigma bottom. After transmigrating into the body of a mentally ill Alpha, Xi Feng encountered a doctor Enigma going into heat. The doctor was still reeling from the bloody gift Xi Feng had given him. He didn't expect anything gentle from Xi Feng; he just wanted to hurry up and get a suppressant patch. But Xi Feng deliberately released his pheromones, making the doctor's legs go weak. Xi Feng pressed close to the doctor's ear and showed him how to get him going and have fun. "Mark me, Doctor. Bite harder. We're going to die sooner or later anyway, so you might as well bite me until I'm covered in blood, like a rose blooming to symbolize your love for me." In the end, he was the one who went off the rails first... [#EveryoneIsCrazy #ThePartWhereTheTopWillinglyLetsHimBiteAndMarkHisNeckIsSoHot] 3. Deranged assassin top x obsessive prince bottom. Transmigrating into the body of an assassin raised by the regent, with a blood feud to avenge, Xi Feng pretended to help the regent seize power. But when an army of millions surrounded the city, with the wind howling, Xi Feng was the first to lay his sword against the prince's neck. As the prince stared at him in disbelief, Xi Feng proclaimed himself emperor... [#EveryStepYouThinkIsYouTamingMeIsActuallyMeTamingYou] 4. ... Everyone knew that Xi Feng, captain of Team A at the Space-Time Administration, and the captain of Team B couldn't stand each other. They'd stabbed each other countless times, and one of them still carried a bullet left behind when the other shot him. Their greatest wish in life was to kill each other, and even the teams under their respective command fought viciously. To settle the score, the two captains decided to enter the same world and complete a mission, determined to win and kick their nemesis out of the Administration for good. The entire quick transmigration process was livestreamed. Team members placed bets worth over a hundred million, and some even wagered an arm, betting that one of the captains would kill the other. To keep things fair and ensure that neither would let personal feelings cloud their judgment during the competition, both had their memories erased. After the world ended and they returned to the main world, the two regained their memories just after getting out of bed together. Xi Feng stared at the villain: "..." The villain stared at Xi Feng: "..." The team members stared at them both: "... O.O?" P.S.: [Younger silver-haired, deranged top] x [cold, obsessive villain bottom]. Neither is a good person in the traditional sense. Theme: Be a good person