There's No Way I'm a Kept Man [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Yunkai was one of the systems at the Space-Time Bureau. His program had grown obsolete and his functions were limited, so he retired at a young age.

The Supreme God asked him what kind of life he wanted after retirement.

He said he wanted a life with no worries about food or clothing.

Then he transmigrated.

[World One]

He was the abandoned son of a wealthy family, kicked out by his biological father. He went alone to the capital and spent all his savings, but it was fine because his boyfriend was the heir of a powerful family in the capital.

[World Two]

He was born disabled and abandoned by his biological parents, forced to live under someone else's roof, but it was fine because his boyfriend was a top-tier transcendent.

[World Three]

He was an impoverished student with excellent grades, both parents dead, and a bare home, barely able to afford food, but it was fine because his boyfriend was a rich young master.

[World Four]

He was a delicate dodder vine in the apocalypse, too weak to care for himself and able to survive only by clinging to a great tree, but it was fine because his boyfriend was the strongest ability user.

Lu Yunkai: "Isn't this just living off someone else?"

System: "Exactly! A life free of worries about food or clothing is commonly known as living off someone else."

Lu Yunkai: "..."

There was no way he would live off someone else. He would never do that in this life. Only by supporting himself could he maintain his way of life.

But then...

After a flurry of activity, he was left with just twenty-five cents in his account.

Lu Yunkai: "...If I ask for food, does that count as living off someone else?"

System: "No. That's begging."

Lu Yunkai: "Got it."

[Reading Guide]

Strong leads, with the gong and shou doting on each other. Not suitable for readers with extreme gong or shou preferences.

Please add my upcoming novel, I Can't Possibly Be a Hopeless Romantic [Quick Transmigration], to your favorites!

Shen An was one of the auditors at the Space-Time Bureau. Because he was too ambitious, the Supreme God assigned him to save hopelessly romantic protagonists in worlds that had fallen apart.

At first, he looked down on hopeless romantics and only cared about his career.

Later, the hopeless romantic protagonist pinned him down and had his way with him for more than four nights.

Shen An, feeling completely drained: "..."

No one told him the protagonist was not only a hopeless romantic, but also the strongest fighter around.

Later, he got smarter. He stopped forcing the protagonist to focus on his career and instead reasoned with him, explaining that people shouldn't give up their careers for love.

The protagonist listened very seriously, then pinned him down and had his way with him for more than four nights again.

Shen An, unable to straighten his back: "..."

Forget it. If you can't beat them, join them!

A certain crow couldn't understand why Shen An always emphasized four nights. Why not five?

Later, he found out that five nights really was too many. After five nights, he was worn out.

Shen An: "..."

You can't tell your tones apart!

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Please add my upcoming novel, BE Master Online, Rewriting the Script, to your favorites!

Shen Du was a novelist, best at writing ensemble casts.

An ensemble story meant starting with a crowd and ending with a pile of graves.

He had recently finished a work about people from all over the place gathering together, and then dying, dying, and dying...

Yes, an ensemble story.

He was very satisfied with the work, until one day he woke up to find himself inside the novel, bound to a useless System.

The System told him that if he wanted to survive, he had to rewrite the main cast's fate.

Shen Du had no objections, as long as he hadn't transmigrated into the villain's bed.

Shen Du didn't want to talk about what it was like to be forced into bed with the villain as soon as he transmigrated into the book.

He swore he'd never written a scene like that.

System: "To catch the bandits, capture their leader first. This is all I can do for you."

Shen Du, after sharing another bed with the villain: "...Damn it!"

Before meeting Shen Du, Yin Feibai thought his name suited him: he was either black or white. After meeting Shen Du, he discovered that the world had many colors besides black and white.

And of all those colors, yellow was his favorite.

[An Irresponsible Little Scene]

Shen Du, caught and dragged back after sneaking out to help the main cast: "Listen to me explain. They're all my sons, my actual biological sons."

Yin Feibai didn't believe him. He started stripping off Shen Du's clothes. "Then have another one for me to see."

After three hundred rounds of battle, Shen Du felt completely drained. "I can't. Really."

Yin Feibai still didn't believe him, and switched positions with him. "If you can't do it, just lie there. I'll do it myself."

A real man should... Forget it. He wasn't as strong as Yin Feibai. Better to lie flat!

Theme: Hold on until the clouds part and the moon appears!