Da Yuan Zhong's Years at Jujutsu High

An extra author’s note has been added with a bonus story about Feitan and the others. It’s free, so if you’ve already bought the novel, you can take another look. On the preorder list: *The Honey Badger Only Wants to Be Number One*. Feel free to check it out if you’re interested~ Yuan Zhong had just been partying with his roommates, imitating Pikachu and acting cute to blow off steam. The next second, he was standing on the streets of Tokyo in Pikachu pajamas. What? Cosplay can teleport you now? At a glance, all the written characters looked like they were missing arms and legs, and he couldn’t recognize a single one. He tried asking someone for directions, but couldn’t understand a word. One “baka” later, the other guy was so infatuated with him that he chased him for three whole blocks. After going hungry three times a day, Yuan Zhong looked at the strange creatures packed all around him and thought he was seeing things: a night parade of a hundred ghosts. Then the System in his head chimed in. He decided he must be the chosen one, selected by fate, only for Yaga to coax him into returning to Jujutsu High despite his inability to understand Japanese. Yuan Zhong got it. The first step was to gather underlings. How hard could that be? Just watch me string your heart and mine together with my electric eyes. “Not a monster or special-grade cursed spirit can escape my heart-shaped electric eyes,” Yuan Zhong sang as he chased after Brain, inexplicably excited. “I’ll gently open your stitched-up skull, slowly lift the top of your head, and see if your delicious brain will stay for me~” Gojo and Geto were already used to it. What was it like for Yuan Zhong to understand only “Matte kudasai” and “Konnichiwa”? Yaga had something to say about it: he wasn’t even sure whether Yuan Zhong should be included when assigning the punishment essays. Mini Theater Geto: This disgusting world, these repulsive monkeys. Yuan Zhong tried to talk Geto out of it in his broken Japanese. “Then let’s just [censored] them all.” Geto: We mustn’t, we mustn’t. Content Warnings 1. If you love him, you have to torment him. Written on impulse. There are secondary couples, including Geto/Gojo. The other secondary couples haven’t appeared yet. 2. The cover was made by the lovely @HalfAHuaiFlower! *A World Where Only Fushiguro Gets Picked On* Fushiguro awakened his cursed energy at a young age, making him a once-in-a-millennium genius. The first time he used the Ten Shadows Technique, he summoned a memory-wiped Six Eyes. Six Eyes??? This Six Eyes looked exactly like his teacher. He didn’t know the answer to anything, couldn’t be exorcised, and wouldn’t leave once he appeared. If Fushiguro didn’t buy him a little cake, he’d keep talking at him. If he did, the Six Eyes would praise him as the best person in the world and become even more talkative. Poor little Fushiguro was tormented mercilessly. To deal with this troublesome thing that shouldn’t exist, Fushiguro contacted Geto, the teacher he considered relatively reliable. He never expected the cursed spirit to open with, “Geto, you’re still alive?” Gojo also came along to join the fun. Double the trouble, double the misery. Do you people understand Fushiguro’s suffering? Geto: I think I do? Gojo can’t be trusted, but Cursed Spirit Gojo is twice as trustworthy. Brain, stabbed in the back yet again, flew into a helpless rage. But so what? Have you ever met an honest, dependable cursed spirit? Cursed Spirit Gojo smiled sweetly~ I raised two 5T5s. One became my wife, and the other is my teacher, who also got together with my other teacher. Geto: Something feels weird, but I can’t tell what. Tentatively planned as a double-teacher storyline. Haibara almost dies but survives. Megumi x Cursed Spirit Gojo. *The Emperor’s Will Has Awakened* A new full-dive game has recently taken society by storm. The game begins with Qin Shi Huang as a child, and its promise, “You can change everything here,” has won over countless players. Can I join the School of Guiguzi? Can I meet Han Feizi here? Some of the bolder players even hope to use their foreknowledge to rise to power and become emperor. But in the end, countless people kneel before Qin Shi Huang’s charisma. Not enough vegetables? Find Qin Shi Huang! Want to eat meat? Have Qin Shi Huang crossbreed some new species! Want to build houses or grow crops? Of course you go to Qin Shi Huang~ Go, Qin Shi Huang! Some students are tormented by English. When they see the First Emperor, they grin and say, “Big bro, don’t you think our territory is a little small?” The First Emperor’s perspective: When Zhao Zheng was very young, he noticed that many of the people constantly coming and going around him were strange. He couldn’t understand what they were saying. Some people looked at him and murmured, “The First Emperor was so handsome even as a little kid.” Others said, “I finally got to see the First Emperor as a child. I’m so lucky.” And some told him, “Boss, just hang in there. In a couple of years, we’ll go back and conquer the Six States to unify the realm.” After he ascended the throne, even more people came and went around him. “Your Majesty, don’t be a playboy. A man’s greatest betrothal gift is his chastity.” “Your Majesty, you have to live longer this time and raise Fusu well. Your son Huhai will destroy Qin’s foundations. And Zhao Gao is no good either.” “Your Majesty, I love you! I’ll raise the banner for the First Emperor. Let’s see who dares oppose him! Enemies surround us on every side, but I’ll be his banner!” “Brother Ying Zheng, be sensible this time. There’s no such thing as immortality. When Xu Fu comes to make his report, don’t believe him! We must reject feudal superstition and become masters of a new era!” There were plenty of other strange people at court. Every day, they urged him to broaden his horizons and think bigger, while presenting him with one world map after another. And so Qin Shi Huang went further and further down the path of expanding his territory and becoming a workaholic. *The Honey Badger Only Wants to Be Number One* In the animal world, every animal that has just reached adulthood has to attend school. Before enrolling, they have to compete for a place. A few schools livestream the contests to earn some pocket money and popularity, while also choosing the top freshman animal before the school year begins. The honey badger looked at the acceptance letters from Ocean University, Desert University, and Rainforest University. He still hadn’t beaten the neighbor’s little lion cub into submission, so he followed the cub’s lead and signed up for Flatland University. The honey badger hadn’t even glanced at the freshman handbook. As soon as he entered the livestream, he heard a cheeky notification: “To help you fit in better with your class, invite two more teammates to form a three-animal team before you can compete~” Just then, a dyed-blond Samoyed and a black Great Dane showed up. One was pretending to be a golden retriever, the other a sheepdog, and they enthusiastically invited the honey badger to join their team. The not-too-bright honey badger agreed at once, unaware of the saying in the animal kingdom: “A husky and a Samoyed? No dog would team up with them.” Everyone expected the three idiots to crash and burn. Instead, they went all out. They captured a giant python in the rainforest, beat up a Chinese alligator, and stole honey with rattlesnake venom as an ingredient. When they got carried away, they even attacked their own teammate. The husky and Samoyed wept. The tears they shed now were the water that had gone to their heads when they formed the team. The honey badger was having the time of his life. He declared, “Let’s have more competitions like this, so my fame can echo from one end of the land to the other!” Theme: Love in your heart can make even language give way.