Keeping a Cat Is No Match for Running a Zoo

Completed works: The Years Da Yuan Zhong Spent at the Technical College and The World Where Only Fushiguro Gets Bullied Has Been Achieved Ongoing work: The Emperor's Will Has Awakened Upcoming work: The Honey Badger Only Wants to Be Number One. Feel free to check out my author page if you're interested~ Blurb Tang Chi, a famous violent priest from another world, was struck head-on by a sudden, enormous purple lightning bolt. He passed out while scrambling to defend himself, and when he woke up again, he found himself in an unfamiliar world. After learning about the state of the world, Tang Chi, a "law-abiding, good citizen," dutifully opened a traditional Chinese medicine shop. His specialty was medicine that tasted awful but worked incredibly fast. He also took a part-time job teaching at a certain technical college, where he practiced his debating skills with a bunch of old fogies. One day, on his way home from a walk, Tang Chi found half a corpse. On a whim, he brought it back to his little clinic to experiment on it. No, to treat it carefully. Not long afterward, the corpse opened its eyes. When Tang Chi presented a medical bill with an astronomical price tag and asked for reimbursement, he realized he seemed to have acquired a clingy admirer at some point. Still, having a big cat around isn't so bad. He heard that his cat had been bullied as a child for having no cursed energy, so he would just have to beat the bullies up. His cat also had a little kitten who'd been abandoned elsewhere? Just as cute? Then he had to bring it home! His cat's kitten had also gotten mixed up with the King of Curses? His cat liked going to the racetrack to test his wits? He lost every time but kept coming back for more? With more and more messes piling up, Tang Chi just wanted to grab his green-eyed black cat and fight to his heart's content! As for the cat and fox who came along with the kitten, plus a dog, a panda, and several others, well, he'd just keep them. His clinic gradually turned into a zoo. Main couple: Zenin Toji and Tang Chi. Side couple: Geto and Gojo. Upcoming work The Honey Badger Only Wants to Be Number One In the animal world, every animal that has just come of age has to attend school. Before enrolling, they must take part in a competition to be selected. A few schools livestream the games to make a little money and attract fans, while also choosing the top first-year animal before classes begin. The honey badger looked at the admission letters from Ocean University, Desert University, and Rainforest University. He decided he hadn't yet beaten the little lion next door into submission, so he followed the little lion and signed up for the same school, Flatland University. The honey badger hadn't even glanced at the student handbook when he entered the livestream and heard a cheeky prompt: "To fit in with your class better, invite two more teammates to form a three-animal team before you can compete!" Just then, a dyed golden Samoyed and a black husky showed up. One was pretending to be a golden retriever, the other a sheepdog, and they enthusiastically invited the honey badger to team up with them. The honey badger, who wasn't exactly a deep thinker, immediately agreed. Little did he know that in the animal kingdom, people say, "A husky and a Samoyed? Even dogs won't team up with them." Everyone expected the three idiots to crash and burn. Instead, they went full throttle. They caught giant pythons in the rainforest, beat up Chinese alligators, and stole the ingredients from a meal made with rattlesnakes and honey. When they got carried away, they even beat up their own teammates. The husky and Samoyed wept. The tears they shed now were the water that had gone into their brains when they formed the team. The honey badger was having the time of his life and said, "Bring on more competitions like this! Let my name ring out from one end of the land to the other." The Emperor's Will Has Awakened Recently, a full-dive game has taken society by storm. The game begins when Qin Shi Huang is a child. Its promise, "You can change anything here," has won over countless players. Can they join the School of Guigu? Can they meet Han Feizi here? Some bold players even hope to use their knowledge of the future to rise through the ranks and become emperor. But in the end, countless people fall to their knees before Qin Shi Huang's charisma. Not enough vegetables? Find Qin Shi Huang! Want to eat meat? Ask the First Emperor to crossbreed some animals! Want to build houses or farm? Of course you should find Qin Shi Huang~ Charge, Qin Shi Huang! Some scholars have been tormented by English. When they see the First Emperor, they grin and say, "Big bro, don't you think our territory is a bit small?" From the First Emperor's perspective: When Zhao Zheng was very young, he discovered that many of the people constantly coming and going around him were strange. He couldn't understand what they were saying. Some people saw him and muttered, "The First Emperor was so handsome when he was little." Others said, "I finally got to see the future First Emperor as a child. I'm so lucky." Still others told him, "Boss, just hold on a little longer. In a couple of years, we'll go back and conquer the Six States, unifying the realm." After he ascended the throne, even more people came and went around him. "Your Majesty, don't be fickle. A man's greatest betrothal gift is his chastity." "Your Majesty, please live longer this time and raise Fusu well. Your son Hu Hai will destroy the foundations of Qin. Oh, and Zhao Gao isn't a good person either." "Your Majesty, I love you! I raise the banner for the First Emperor. Let's see who dares oppose him! Enemies surround us on every side, and I am his banner!" "Brother Ying Zheng, be more sensible this time. There is no such thing as immortality. This time, don't believe a word Xu Fu says when he comes to see you. We don't need feudal superstition. We need to be masters of a new era!" There were also plenty of strange people at court. Every day, they urged him to broaden his horizons and think bigger, while presenting him with many different maps of the world. And so Qin Shi Huang went further and further down the road of expanding his territory and becoming a workaholic. Upcoming work: The World Where Only Fushiguro Gets Bullied Has Been Achieved Fushiguro was a once-in-a-millennium genius who awakened cursed energy at a very young age. The first time he used the Ten Shadows Technique, he summoned a six-eyed man who had lost his memory. Six Eyes: ??? This Six Eyes looked exactly like his teacher. He couldn't answer any questions, wouldn't submit to taming, and refused to leave once he was summoned. If Fushiguro didn't buy him a little cake, he'd keep talking to him. If he did buy one, he'd praise Fushiguro as the greatest person in the world and become even more talkative. Poor little Fushiguro was tormented mercilessly. To deal with this nuisance who shouldn't exist, Fushiguro contacted Geto, the teacher he considered relatively reliable. But the first thing the cursed spirit said was, "Geto, you're still alive?" Gojo also came along for the fun. Double the trouble, double the misery. Can you understand Fushiguro's pain? Geto: I think I can? Gojo can't be trusted, but cursed spirit Gojo is twice as trustworthy. Brain, who got stabbed in the back, could only rage helplessly. But so what? Have you ever met an honest, trustworthy cursed spirit? Cursed spirit Gojo smiled sweetly~ I raised two Gojo Satorus. One became my wife, while the other is my teacher and has also gotten together with my other teacher. Geto: This feels weird, but I can't tell what's weird about it. Tentatively, a two-teacher storyline. Haibara nearly dies, but survives. Megumi x cursed spirit Gojo. Message: Giving up on yourself is no good. Working hard and relying on your own abilities is the way to go. Break with old feudal traditions and become someone entirely new.