Please bookmark my next silly comedy, The Little White Flower Returns from Her Humbling Job!
After Hua Xiao was brought back by a wealthy family, her biological parents looked down on her for being stingy and common, but couldn't bear to send away their beautiful, famous adopted daughter. So they had the two of them appear together on a family-mediation reality show.
The goal was to warn Hua Xiao to behave herself. They'd already been generous enough to let her enjoy a life of luxury, so she shouldn't take anything from Yan Jiaoran and should learn to be grateful.
Hua Xiao: Grateful for what? You can take that gratitude and shove it!
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. You think I'm a capybara?
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Mediating Family One:
An elderly country woman is brought to the big city by her son to enjoy her retirement. But her pregnant daughter-in-law refuses to wait on her, and makes her husband rub her legs, cook, and do the laundry instead.
Unable to stand seeing her precious son treated unfairly, the old woman throws herself on the floor and wails: My unfilial son got married and forgot his mother! There's no place for me in this house anymore!
Yan Jiaoran tries to talk sense into the daughter-in-law, but gets yelled at too. The production crew nearly gets kicked out, and the whole internet is waiting to see what Hua Xiao will do.
Hua Xiao: No place for you? Fine, just as you wish!
She drives over a forklift, scoops up the old woman, and dumps her outside to freeze all night.
The next day, the old woman behaves herself. No more swearing, no more fussing over her food. When she sees Hua Xiao, her heart nearly stops beating, too.
Mediation successful!
Her son can't stand seeing his mother humiliated, so he yells at Hua Xiao for abusing the elderly.
Hua Xiao slaps him hard across the face. Still outsourcing your filial duties? Still bullying your pregnant wife? Have you come to your senses? Good. Then get to work. Go mop your wife's mansion!
Mediating Families Two, Three, Four, Five... (May adjust based on how the story goes. These two families will definitely be included in the blurb.)
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Mediating Family N:
The disabled eldest son from the chairman's first marriage runs the company from a wheelchair. He's gloomy by nature and relentlessly targets his two younger half-brothers despite being crippled. His father, the chairman, is at his wits' end and wants his three sons to get along.
Hua Xiao: Four legs and you still can't beat one. Maybe you should reflect on whether your third leg is the problem.
Then, to the eldest brother: You should get it up while you still can. Hemorrhoids are bad enough, but they can affect your fertility, too.
That night, the disabled eldest brother's wheelchair rolls into her room.
Hua Xiao: Mediators aren't responsible for applying hemorrhoid cream.
The man suddenly stands up and begins elegantly loosening his tie. I'm just proving to Miss Hua that certain functions of mine work perfectly well.
A few things to know before reading:
1. The male lead is the one pretending to be crippled.
2. He doesn't have hemorrhoids.
The next book I plan to write: The Little White Flower Returns from Her Humbling Job!
When the real heiress Shen Feixi makes her first appearance at a banquet, the mad dog everyone in high society avoids takes a fancy to her against her will.
She begins an unhappy life in which she can only cry in the Rose Manor, on a private beach, or in the arms of a handsome, six-foot-two man with a smoking-hot body.
She has nothing but money and the little heart-shaped bone the mad dog brings her.
Later, Qi Jin dies in a car crash on a rainy night, and she gets a new lease on life. At last, she enjoys the freedom of staying up until four in the morning to meet a deadline, getting called out by her boss for slacking off, and having fifty yuan docked from her pay for being late.
Shen Feixi: I once had a life where an eight-pack, smoking-hot man and a seven-hundred-million-yuan manor were put in my name, and I could pick any jewelry or designer clothes I wanted. I didn't cherish it. If I could do it all over again...
Then she really is reborn.
She returns to the first night they met.
Remembering her past self, who'd been so stubborn and ungrateful that she'd rather die fighting than give in, only to end up earning three thousand yuan a month, she promptly decides to lie flat.
Honey! I'm hungry! Feed me!
Qi Jin: Hah.
The woman he stole from his younger half-brother is interesting. He doesn't mind playing along with her a little longer.
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Qi Jin has long known that his ambitious younger half-brother is still trying to use a honey trap to steal confidential company data. So this time, Qi Jin strikes first.
He watches with interest as Shen Feixi finds the key to the filing cabinet and excitedly sneaks out that night to find his younger half-brother.
Qi Jin waits eagerly to see how his little spy performs.
A week later, he discovers that Qi Ze has picked the exact opposite industries from the ones in the files and invested heavily in them, heading straight for bankruptcy with no way back.
Qi Jin: ?
Shen Feixi gazes up at him, eyes shining, waiting for praise. Honey, wasn't I amazing?
--- Mad Dog Mini-Interview ---
Q: Do you think Feixi's feelings for you are real?
Qi Jin, recalling last night: That's hard to say.
Q: Before you stole Feixi away, she was dating your younger half-brother. Weren't you afraid she'd steal the data for love?
Qi Jin: I wish her luck.
Q: Feixi's feelings for you are so passionate. She looks at you with loving eyes, gives you warm hugs afterward, and thinks you're asleep when she secretly calls you darling. Do you like that?
Qi Jin: ...Creepy.
Theme: Break free from moral coercion and live as yourself
Drinking the Morning Dew at Dusk [Paper Bride 9]
My Wife Actually Did Something Like This
Daring to Expand on Lust, Caution
The Stand-In in the Torment Novel Makes a Dazzling Entrance
Is the Real Heiress Working Hard to Outdo Everyone Today?
The Male Lead Pretends He Can't Hear My System Voice
The Demon Lord’s Way of Loving Me Is a Little Off
The Beautiful, Tragic Man I Tormented Has Been Reborn
My friends, my literary creation was stolen. I was so sad that I decided to save it all at once until it was finished and then publish it all. So I won't update it recently. You can check out my column's final article on the same channel, "The Paranoid Male Partner Pays Money to Beg Me to Resign." There is also a column for cuties who like ancient times. There is no running away. I have a strong conscience and will never run away!
Can you finish this batch at once? Looks so frustrating
Hahaha, very interesting and beautiful!
These two families deserve it
Happy New Year!! Happy New Year 2024!! In the new year, I wish you good health, happiness, success in your writing career, and lots of money!! Make big money!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!!
It's the last day of 2023. See you next year~~Haha
The next book I plan to write is exciting and ridiculous, with saucy manipulation and misunderstandings. Dear princesses, please collect "The little white flower is back from work with a disgraced face" Shen Feixi, the real daughter of a wealthy family, showed up at a banquet for the first time, but was forcibly attracted by a mad dog that everyone in the circle shunned—— She has lived an unfortunate life where she can only cry at Rose Manor, on a private beach, and in the arms of a man who is 1.88 Meters tall. She had nothing but money and the little love bone that the mad dog gave her. Later, Qi Jin died in a car accident on a rainy night. She regained her life and lived a free life in which she could rush to 4 a. M. If she wanted to catch a ddl, be named and criticized by her boss if she wanted to fish, and get fifty yuan deducted if she was late. Shen Feixi: There used to be a man with eight-pack abs and a manor with 700 million property rights written on my name. I didn't cherish the life of casually choosing jewelry and high-end jewelry. If I could do it again... Then she was truly reborn. Back to the first night I met him. Recalling that in my previous life, I didn't know what to do and would rather fight to death, and finally earned a monthly salary of 3,000. She quickly lay down: Husband! Hungry for food! Qi Jin: Ha. The person she stole from her stepbrother was quite interesting and I wouldn't mind spending more time with her. Qi Jin had long known that his arrogant stepbrother was still trying to use a honey trap to get the confidential data of his company, so this time, he took the initiative. As expected, Shen Feixi found the key to the file cabinet and happily slipped out to find his stepbrother that night. Qi Jin waits and sees how the little spy performs. So a week later, he discovered that Qi had chosen to invest wildly in an industry with the opposite documents, and was on the road to bankruptcy, never to return. Qi Jin:? Shen Feixi's eyes were bright as she waited for praise: "Husband, am I great?" ——Mad Dog Little Theater Question: Do you think Xixi's feelings for you are true? Qi Jin (reflecting on last night): It's hard to comment. Question: Before taking Xixi away, your stepbrother was her current boyfriend. Are you really not afraid of her stealing information for love? Qi Jin: I wish her success. Question: Xixi has a strong feeling for you. She will look at you with deep love in her eyes, give you a soft hug afterwards, and secretly call you "honey" thinking you are asleep. Do you like it? Qi Jin: ... Infiltrate people.
Good night
Dr pepper tastes terrible 0.0
I seriously doubt that I finally made up the word count hahahaha