No Romance in This Silly School Life

(Read with caution! I don't know what I'm writing. Sorting out my thoughts... So sorry, orz.)

Yan Xia transmigrated into a book, landing in a school story full of melodrama and outrageous twists.

The characters may only be high school students, but the story has everything: secret crushes, love triangles, misunderstandings, amnesia, and tragic farewells. It's an unapologetic work of angst-filled youth fiction.

But that's not the point. With Yan Xia, a heroic savior of bad-ending fiction, on the scene, every little seed of romance is getting chopped down!

*

What? The two leads are going to lock eyes, spark instant chemistry, and fall in love at first sight?

No problem. Yan Xia will handle it.

On the first day of school, she moved with lightning speed and forged an unbreakable, revolutionary friendship with the heroine through copying homework.

Better to make me his rival in love than let her become mine!

*

What? The brave male lead gets hurt while doing the right thing, and the heroine takes loving care of him, sending their relationship rocketing ahead at three hundred kilometers an hour?

No problem. Yan Xia will handle it.

That very afternoon, she staked out the spot in advance, holding a brick she'd just picked up from the construction site next door. One punch for every punk.

No thug can escape the clutches of Yan Xia Village's little tyrant!

*

After Yan Xia arrived in this world, things began to take a strange turn.

The delicate heroine worked hard and vowed to escape her fate of being controlled;

The clueless male lead was forced to study by her, and his ranking shot up by over a thousand places;

Even the class that always ranked last leaped to first in the grade-wide average, and the eighty-year-old principal was so moved that tears filled his eyes whenever he saw her.

Then, in a quiet corner of the classroom, the aloof top student suddenly grabbed her wrist, an unknown emotion showing in his deep, dark eyes.

"So, what exactly are we to each other now?"

She blinked. "Maybe... I'm your dad?"

[Logic off the leash × everyday ensemble cast]

--------Coming Soon 1--------

"Playing the White Moonlight at a Mary Sue Academy"

Shu Yi transmigrated into an old-school Mary Sue campus novel, becoming the white moonlight who could do anything except stay alive.

The White Moonlight System spoke cheerfully:

[Host! Get it together! You won't survive another month!]

Faced with the mess in front of her, Shu Yi: "..."

Thanks for the offer. I'm giving up.

*

Lesson One in White Moonlight Class: Arrange the perfect encounter with the yandere school heartthrob.

At their first meeting, the fragile Shu Yi, helpless to care for herself, slowly fell into the heartthrob's arms, hoping to keep up her collision-and-claim scam.

But the next second, crack! The heartthrob broke a bone.

*

Lesson Two in White Moonlight Class: Bring light into the life of the gloomy top student.

One dark and windy night, Shu Yi knocked on the door of the school bully's private dormitory.

"Hello. Want to see something that'll get your blood pumping?"

The top student raised an eyebrow.

Shu Yi pulled out her prized possession. "Look! Ultraman, the light of the universe!"

*

Lesson Three in White Moonlight Class: Help the heroine and the male leads spark a romance.

After evening study, Shu Yi gave each of the three a handful of bottle rockets and thoughtfully lit them.

Watching them set off fireworks while getting blasted all over campus, she smiled with the kind, indulgent look of a mother.

*

Lesson N in White Moonlight Class: Become the forever-white-moonlight who dies.

After putting the leads through the wringer, Shu Yi finally got the day she'd been dreaming of.

She said a tearful goodbye to her classmates, told them she was leaving, then happily climbed aboard the vehicle that was sure to crash.

But just as she turned around, the whole cast stood in her way, a glint of something dark in every pair of eyes.

Shu Yi: ?

I'm dead! Don't come any closer!

--------Coming Soon 2--------

"Being Loved by the Male Lead Is My Destiny"

Take a good look. This woman's name is Xiao Li, and she's determined to escape her single-for-life image.

After conquering 999 side-story worlds, she finally got her wish and transmigrated into a world made up of countless male leads, ready to start her own beautiful romance.

Only...

"Unbelievable! Top-tier star sobs uncontrollably, all because of one woman?!"

"Breaking! Delete this at once! Woman makes bombshell claim: Up-and-coming male internet celebrity may be impotent!"

"Terrifying! A trillionaire CEO didn't even have time to buy a standing ticket for her, so he carried a train on his shoulders and ran off into the night!"

Sigh. Why is it so hard to have a normal relationship?

Li Qingqing, an utterly unknown woman, idly cracked open a coconut, pondering the problem.

*

There's always a way out, and Qingqing has help on her side.

One day, she picked up a man off the street. He was handsome and had a lovely personality, and Li Qingqing was quite pleased with him.

The only problem was the three glaring words over his head: "Background Character A."

So he was just cannon fodder.

The little cannon fodder didn't have much of a halo, but he was certainly hardworking.

He poured tea, ran errands, and did odd jobs. Best of all was his sweet mouth, which had Xiao Li wrapped around his finger.

As time went by, Li Qingqing had a revelation amid her lovely, laid-back life.

Love wasn't that important after all!

But just as she decided men were boring, the men started regretting everything and wanting to rekindle things with her.

Li Qingqing stood by the window, looking down at the men lined up below, waiting for her to change her mind. She casually cracked open a coconut and handed it to the little cannon fodder.

"Ah, as expected." She put on an affected expression.

"Being loved by the male lead is my destiny~"

Wen Huai: ... You're right.

But you can only be mine.

Theme: Study hard