Getting a Happy Ending on a Dating Show with My Dragon-Aura Ex

(Coming soon: The Dog-Boy CEO and I Compete to Rewrite the Novel. Blurb below.)

[Wacky sweet romance] [Fake aloof steel-spined straight woman x tacky, nouveau-riche, overbearing CEO]

After transmigrating into a book, Qiao Qingshu had to diligently play the role of the aloof goddess beloved by the overbearing CEO, or the System would subject her to a series of physical punishments.

One day, the troublesome System suddenly disappeared, and Qiao Qingshu discovered a whole new way to live.

First, she would dump that overbearing CEO, a ridiculous combination of seductive, shameless, and goofy.

Then, she would use her beauty and talent to sweep through the film and television industry, dominate the entertainment world, and become a rising star.

Qiao Qingshu's goal was to become a rich woman. But the very first step toward success brought her face-to-face with an unbearable burden: What the hell? Why didn't anyone tell me the overbearing CEO was the dating show's mystery guest?!

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Elegant and proud, Lu Fang was a legendary big shot. He built a fortune worth billions from nothing and was the richest man in Ningcheng, yet kept a low profile. Outsiders rarely got a glimpse of his face.

To win back his ex-girlfriend, who had broken up with him for no apparent reason, Lu Fang dragged her onto the hottest dating show around.

The viewers tuned in hoping to see the big shot command the room, only to find a comedian who wore oversized shorts and slippers every day, acted cool and clownish, and had no sense of shame.

The whole internet: Where's our Mr. Lu? Where's that elegant gentleman Mr. Lu we know and love?

Lu Fang: Hehe, I'm busy chasing my wife. Do not disturb.

#What do I do when my boyfriend loves CEO novels too much#

#He's so tacky, I want to knock him out with a hammer, damn it#

#How did our lovely dating show turn into a country romance drama#

-- Coming soon: The Dog-Boy CEO and I Compete to Rewrite the Novel --

Du Miaomiao transmigrated into a CEO novel that was the ultimate collection of every old-school, angsty trope.

Together with Er Gou.

Er Gou wasn't a dog. He was a person.

But in a way, he really was a dog.

Both Du Miaomiao and Er Gou had a System.

The System told them to collect each other's affection points. Every ten points would earn them one chance to revise the original story.

But they could only change one character each time.

Du Miaomiao and Er Gou looked at each other, murderous intent in both their eyes.

Just you wait. I'll destroy you.

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In the novel, Du Miaomiao was a delicate little white lotus who was abused by the CEO five hundred times yet still loved him with all her heart. Er Gou was the domineering CEO in the classic "she runs, he chases, she can't escape" scenario.

In the real world, Du Miaomiao and Er Gou were fake childhood sweethearts who'd been chatting since they were babies.

The moment one of them opened their mouth, the other could guess what they were going to say without even listening.

Du Miaomiao was determined to win and struck first, sending him sneakers, a PS5, and limited-edition figurines. Er Gou, who would always be a boy at heart, couldn't keep up and lost the first point.

Ignoring Er Gou's despairing gaze, Du Miaomiao resolutely picked up her pen and made a tiny stroke.

"Mr. Lu is relentlessly pursued by his assistant"

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"Mr. Lu is relentlessly hunted by his assistant"

The moment she finished writing, Er Gou was chased away by his newly hired male assistant, who kept after him every step of the way. Before disappearing, he left behind a distant roar:

"Du Miaomiao, I'll be back!!"

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Three weeks later, Er Gou made a grand return with a series of revenge plans.

He sent gold, cars, and cash. The money-mad Du Miaomiao let her guard down and lost a point too.

Er Gou viciously added a character to the original story.

"Du Miaomiao has a faint, pleasant scent"

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"Du Miaomiao has a faint cilantro scent"

Cilantro-hating Du Miaomiao flew into a rage. Gagging, she clutched a stick and chased after Er Gou with unyielding determination.

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They went back and forth like that, each winning one round on average.

But one of the two wins was always because the other had been forced at knifepoint to change the original story back.

But this time Er Gou won, and he modestly said he'd save his points for next time.

After saving up two chances, he picked up his pen.

"Woman, I advise you not to play with fire"

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"Woman, I advise you to come play with me"

Du Miaomiao looked at him with disgust, but her own hand reached out against her will...

Theme: Stay positive.