I Just Wanted to Punch a Hole in the Sky (Cultivation)

What should a top-tier esper do after transmigrating to the cultivation world and discovering that the world's barrier is too thick to break through?

The Main World: Sorry, can't help you here. You'll have to punch a hole through the current world first, sweetheart~

Cheng Yan: Tear the world apart with my bare hands? That's insane.

Fortunately, this world has plenty of geniuses, and every last one of them is destined for a tragic end.

He casually scoops up these little seedlings, planning to raise them until they're ready to team up and pierce the heavens.

In a single night, the grandsons of sect leaders, sons of clan heads, and daughters of elders from across the cultivation world vanish one after another. Even the peerless geniuses from the great clans, still young enough to need nursing, are stolen away.

The righteous sects, demonic sects, and great clans all flip the table in unison.

Gu Zhijun, reborn and surrounded by a pile of children, narrows his eyes: No need to panic. I'm here, sent by the Heavenly Dao to save the world.

As the senior brother, he staunchly opposes the wicked sorcery taught by his damnable master and leads his younger brothers and sisters charging at the forefront of the rebellion.

Until he is trapped in a dark barrier and sees with his own eyes that man cut through the endless shadows, backlit as he comes toward him, then pull him into his arms.

The senior brother cries all night in his master's arms, then drops to his knees and switches sides the next day.

Cheng Yan gently pats his eldest disciple: Little Gu is handsome and kindhearted, so of course I'll forgive him.

The other disciples: We let our guard down. We guarded against everything, but not this avalanche of public affection.

Later, every one of them reaches the peak of cultivation, survives the tribulation, and ascends. After learning the truth, they all feel grateful for their master's kindness.

Gu Zhijun, who ascended long ago, smiles: Hah, the realization that it's actually pretty great came late, but at least I made my move early.

Cheng Yan gazes at his eldest disciple, graceful as a jade tree and half a head taller than him, and falls into the sweet torment of love.

This disciple is wonderful, but he does put a strain on my back.

Note: Cheng Yan's ability is [Causality], which puts him in an utterly dominant position in the cultivation world. I just want to write a brainless wish-fulfillment story. It doesn't need to make sense.

Currently updating: the anything-goes, wild-imagination story "Can I Survive in the Detective Conan World by Only Calling for Backup?" Pairing: Gin

As a ragdoll cat demon, Jinguji Yuki was born stubborn.

But what harm could a kitty possibly have in mind?

After winning everyone's affection with his fluffy fur and paw pads, he bids farewell to the big shots and prepares to descend the mountain for a trial of experience. Instead, he is struck by lightning for no reason and arrives in a familiar yet strange otherworld.

I-it's no big deal. Conquering (causing trouble in) one place is no different from conquering (causing trouble in) another!

After going through a poisoning case, an arson case, and a series of murders, Yuki has just escaped the eight-egg crisis when he quietly takes it all back.

He sheepishly pulls out his Kunpeng-brand phone and gets online, only to discover that he's in none other than the famously unscientific Detective Conan world.

And it's the everyone-gets-a-bad-ending remake.

He's the shared unrequited love of both the Black and Red sides, the person whose name appears most often in their dying words, and has successfully earned the achievement [Funeral Before First Meeting: Living On Through Other People's Lines].

Jinguji Yuki raises an eyebrow and smiles.

At least he's a dignified cat demon. If he follows the script even one step, he loses.

...Close the door, pull a card, call for backup! Call in the big shots!

The Taotie still wolfing down food / the Gudiao practicing deep dives and swimming, along with the other mythical beasts slacking off: ?

P.S.:

1. Lots of original settings, original villains, and out-of-character characterizations. The beginning is a slow burn with lots of setup, so you can save up chapters and see if you like it.

2. The five-person team gets brought back from the dead.

3. The author isn't very smart, the cases are simple, there are all kinds of absurd scenarios, and the technology reaches new heights.

4. Secret identity story, identities are never exposed.

Theme: You shouldn't jump to conclusions before you know the truth. Someone rumored to be bad isn't necessarily bad, and someone said to be good isn't necessarily good.