Pigeons Don't Coo Coo Coo

Shen Juan transmigrates into the body of Little Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms, a writer with ten thousand subscribers on Green Jin Novel City. She's left with half a historical romance novel at its emotional climax and twenty-one novels in her drafts folder. Shen Juan finds a balcony and calls her editor, standing in the wind. Shen Juan, shivering: Editor, the wind is so strong on the twenty-first floor. I'm scared. Editor, looking horrified: We can talk this out! Shen Juan, get down first. This place is expensive! After taking a week off from updating, Shen Juan finally shows up in her reader group, where readers have been tagging her like crazy. Shen Juan: I'm stuck. No idea when I'll be back. How about I help you all ask for updates instead? If you want any author to post extra chapters, just tell me! The reader group is quiet for two seconds, then explodes. From then on... The bald guy across the hall puts down a boundary line. The writing machine next door takes a detour to avoid her. The tentacle monster who used to message her seven times a week avoids her like the plague. Her writing buddy sets her messages to Do Not Disturb. Across the whole Bishui Apartment Complex, only one top-ranked author greets her with a smile. ** Tang Yun's readers adore their godlike author. Every day, they wish they could climb into his draft folder to keep themselves alive, but everyone knows Tang Yun posts one chapter a day and never adds extras. Until one day. Little Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms replies in the reader group: Got Tang Yun to post an extra chapter. Mission accomplished! That night, Tang Yun posts two new chapters. The little angels waiting for updates in the comments are stunned. They rush over to Mushrooms' comments and toss her virtual bombs, begging her to keep going. Mushrooms almost always grants their requests, Tang Yun posts extra chapters nearly every day, and the little angels cry every single day. But on the seventh night of their double updates, Tang Yun posts a chapter of his historical romance in the newest chapter of his modern romance. Five minutes later, he replaces it. In the author's note, which hasn't been updated in eight hundred years, he adds a single line: Sorry, everyone. Posted the wrong chapter. Readers: I'm not seeing things, am I? Those are Mushrooms' protagonists! That's Mushrooms' latest chapter! Theme: Work hard and keep striving!