I Really Didn't Mean to Become Everyone's Crush on a Dating Show

Fully revised. The complete version is only on Jinjiang, mwah~

[Remember to read the content warnings first, darling~]

[Everyone has a one-sided crush, and the guests have incredibly elaborate secret identities. They rack their brains to pursue the one they like. The love interest has a fixed CP. Sweet and satisfying!]

Coming soon: Dr. Liang's Clingy Sweetheart

Coming soon: A Whirlwind Marriage to the CEO

Synopsis

After three years in the entertainment industry, Jiang Enmian is still a nobody, with no connections and no opportunities.

Unable to make ends meet, he plans to leave the industry when his contract expires.

Just before his contract ends, he joins a dating show as an NPC. His job on the show is to liven things up and matchmake the other guests.

Among the guests are a domineering CEO worth hundreds of billions, a three-time Golden Award-winning actor who shot to fame at a young age, a renowned domestic esports champion, a knowledgeable university professor, and... The rest is a secret. No spoilers!

Jiang Enmian takes out his notebook and carefully writes:

Male Lead No. 1: Polite, gentle, and considerate on the surface, but seems a little off in private? Not sure. Better keep watching.

Male Lead No. 2: This clingy, delicate flower is actually a skilled flirt and a schemer? But please put your secret identity back on. Don't take it off!

Male Lead No. 3: Mature, steady, and abstinent. Why isn't everyone else throwing themselves at this type?

Male Lead No. 4: Stubborn, hard-headed, and a total straight guy. I wonder if feeding him walnuts would help him figure things out. Sigh.

Male Lead No. 5: Yikes, this guy is nothing like he seems. He's terrifying when he goes crazy, but it's so thrilling!

Male Lead No. 6: He's usually so cool and cocky, but he blushes so easily!

Male Lead No. 7: Wasn't he my innocent, shy junior? I don't get it. I really don't...

Jiang Enmian juggles all seven of them, busying himself with their love lives.

After a while, things start taking a strange turn.

Comments:

"I love a messy love triangle. Keep going, don't stop!"

"Fight it out! Only the strongest deserve Mianmian and love!"

"Help, am I allowed to watch this without paying?!"

"Pecs, abs, long legs, and hehehe..."

"Covering my nosebleed, crawling, wriggling, passing out..."

The comments aren't the only strange thing. The guests are acting weird, too.

No. 1 pulls him into a secluded room, pins his wrist against the wall, and says, "Mianmian, look into my eyes and tell me you only have me."

When danger strikes, No. 3 fearlessly shields him, his voice tender and resolute. "Don't be afraid. I'll protect you forever."

No. 4 just said he would never fall in love, but that very night he stumbles into Jiang Enmian's room, dead drunk. "I don't like anyone, but I love you."

No. 5 brazenly snatches him from the others, his gaze full of a predator's menace. "What, you don't need me anymore?"

No. 7's eyes redden as he clenches his fists, struggling to hold back. "Senior, I don't just want to be your junior. I want to possess you, too."

And No. 2 and No. 6 also... I can't spoil it. Someone cover my mouth!

Jiang Enmian clutches his notebook and trembles TAT

The director tricked me. These people aren't dating normally at all!

I just wanted to be a wage slave, so why are they making me act in movies, releasing albums for me, and turning me into a top-tier star!

I'm just an NPC...

1. The official couple is monogamous, with a happy ending.

2. The character designs on the cover are not exclusive.

3. See the author's note in Chapter 1 for more reading information.

[Content warnings]

1. This is an early work, and some aspects are immature, but I'm writing it earnestly now. Please don't buy the whole book right away. If you don't like it, stop reading in time.

2. Most of the guests have very elaborate secret identities, including but not limited to their identities, personalities, and pasts. Please don't read just a few chapters or a dozen chapters and jump to conclusions about what you think they're like.

Coming soon 1: Dr. Liang's Clingy Sweetheart

[Abstinent old-fashioned man × clingy anime fan]

[Neurosurgery expert × dance major sweetheart]

An extra clause in Yu Nian's inheritance states that after his grandfather dies, Liang Songsheng will adopt him, and the two will become engaged when Yu Nian comes of age.

Yu Nian has just come of age this year.

He hears Liang Songsheng is the most authoritative neurosurgery department director, humorless and stern, and hates it when people act cute around him.

Yu Nian, a dance cover creator with a million followers on a platform for anime fans, is known as the "little honey of the human world." Clutching the inheritance papers, he trembles in fear QAQ

Yu Nian moves into Liang Songsheng's home. To "survive," he deletes his dance videos and hides his cosplay outfits, making do as best he can.

Yu Nian accidentally cuts his hand. "Ow, ow, that hurts!"

Liang Songsheng walks past with a stern expression.

Yu Nian hastily swallows his tears. "It... It hurts like hell!"

Yu Nian spots a cute plushie. "Wow, kawaii, "

Liang Songsheng walks past with a stern expression.

"Wow... Holy crap! That's awesome!"

Once the door is closed, Yu Nian transforms back into the sweetheart streamer of the dance section.

"Ohayou, mina-san~"

"Nian-chan doesn't have a boyfriend, so please don't call me your wife!"

"My nurse outfit hasn't arrived yet. I'll dance in it another day!"

In Liang Songsheng's memories, Yu Nian was adorable as a child. But after returning from abroad, his little fiance has completely changed.

He never smiles, only wears oversized dark hoodies, calls himself "this old man," and locks himself in his room every night.

One day, while on a business trip, Liang Songsheng sees a faceless streamer on a colleague's phone, dancing and chatting with fans.

"Daddy's not home, so I'm super happy. I can livestream now."

"Tonight, Nian Nian is your doctor. Be naughty and I'll give you a shot!"

"A uniform cosplay is fine, but no striptease, no way!"

Liang Songsheng looks at the antique painting inherited by his family in the video's background, then at the white lab coat that mysteriously disappeared from his wardrobe, now on the little streamer.

Liang Songsheng: ...

Coming soon 2: A Whirlwind Marriage to the CEO

My name is Wen Li, and I'm 20 years old.

When I was 18, I fell into a coma after a car accident. Two years later, I miraculously woke up.

But lately, my dad has been anxious, always worrying that I'm too frail and won't have anyone to look after me.

To ease his worries, I decide to get married early.

My requirements are simple: mature and dependable, not too ugly, and able to pass my dad's inspection.

At my first arranged date, I meet someone with a great look and presence.

He's dressed in a crisp suit, handsome, and every move he makes is gentlemanly.

I'm pretty satisfied at first, but after a few minutes of conversation, my heart sinks.

The matchmaker says he's worth hundreds of billions, and he claims to be a company's CEO.

Do scammers have no limits these days? Do they think I don't watch enough legal affairs shows?

But then the scammer takes me to a five-star restaurant, shows me around his company, and buys me a watch worth seven figures as a meeting gift. (I didn't accept it, though.)

So... is he actually a real CEO?

It turns out he urgently needs someone to marry him by agreement to fulfill a relative's dying wish.

All I have to do is move into his house and play along during holidays.

We hit it off and get married without a hitch.

At first, he keeps his word and we don't interfere in each other's lives.

But gradually, he comes home more and more often, and keeps looking at me like I'm prey.

Then one day, he staggers into my room drunk and clings to my bed like a big gray wolf acting cute.

Ever since then, he gets drunk two or three times every week.

Honestly, I don't mind. My bed is big enough for two.

But every time we go to bed, he insists we exercise together. I'm so tired I can't get up the next day, and my butt hurts, too.

After I snuggle into his arms and beg for ages, he finally agrees that we'll do light exercise on weekdays and more strenuous exercise on weekends.

All right, that's enough chatting. My husband is going to bathe me now.

And don't wait up for me. He just got back from a business trip, and it's the weekend, so we'll definitely be exercising late again.

For details on what kind of exercise, read the main story. Bye~

1. "Obedient" little lamb × "abstinent" big gray wolf

2. The blurb is in first person, while the main story is in third person.

3. A sweet, fluffy story about getting married first and falling in love later, with lots and lots of doting.

4. Age difference, size difference, each other's first love.

Theme: Working hard for your dreams.