Meow! How Did This Dog Turn Human Too?

Xu Miao (bottom) x Su Wang (top)

A very dog-like cat x a very cat-like dog

Devon Rex cat x German Shepherd

[First-draft blurb, to be lightly revised later]

Xu Miao is a Devon Rex cat adopted by an elderly couple. His daily routine: munch on cat treats, lick his fur, watch cartoons, then take a few naps.

(￣▽￣)~*

After an accident, Xu Miao went to Meow Planet. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a double bed. The door was shut, everything was unfamiliar, and even the smells had changed.

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

Xu Miao shuddered in fright and decided to lick his paw to calm down. He narrowed his cat eyes, raised a paw, and lowered his head. Then: (｡·`ω´･) !!!

Where are my paws? My paw pads? My whiskers? My tail?

Suddenly remembering something, Xu Miao hurriedly tugged open his waistband. ⚆_⚆

He sighed in relief and wiped away a cold sweat. Thank goodness... ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* It was still there.

Inexplicably transformed into a human, Xu Miao was adopted by a kind middle-aged couple. His new parents doted on him, so he kept his secret and decided to live with them. (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕)

But life as a human was full of hardships. Not only could he no longer sunbathe, lick his fur, or eat canned food, he also had to attend high school and do all kinds of homework.

His parents were always telling him, “Miao Miao, don't feel pressured. Just grow up happy. It's okay if you fail.” (￣ε￣@) But how could he convince them that he was actually illiterate? (ಥ_ಥ)

Recently, Xu Miao discovered a secret. He suspected his neighbor Su Wang wasn't human either, but he couldn't find any proof. (•̀へ•́╮)

Then one day after school, he saw Su Wang sneaking into a grove of trees, looking around before pulling out a bag of dog chew sticks! ⌓‿⌓

They had all once been nonhuman, but Su Wang was clearly a bad dog. What good dog was that cold? What good dog wasn't illiterate? What good dog came first in class all the time? What good dog kept tattling every day?

(｡·`ω´･) Meow! You stinking dog! Just you wait! 💢!

One day, Xu Miao woke up with ears and a tail, and then... (ó﹏ò｡) he had his first heat.

Xu Miao shuddered. Was he going to get neutered, too? (iДi)

To avoid becoming “Eunuch Xu,” Xu Miao tried everything to ease his heat, until he caught the scent of catnip on Su Wang. (✪ω✪)

Even if Wang Wang is a stinky dog, he has the catnip I like.

(๑•́₃•̀๑) When I feel awful, he takes such gentle care of me, and even helps me, hehe... (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

[Reading Guide]

1. A fairy tale, a sweet romance, SC, HE

2. Also known as Xu Meow Meow's Adventures in the Human World

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