I Devote Myself to Buddha in Short Dramas

Quick transmigration missions: dedicated to creating viral short dramas, funny, absurd, melodramatic, heartwarming... Any method goes, as long as it doesn't break the rules!

System: Before each world begins, you may make one wish. Host, choose carefully.

[The School Bully Devotes Himself to Buddhism]

Zhuo Qing's wish: Turn the System into a wish-granting turtle!

The entire school found it unbelievable. Qiao Qing, the school bully who had done every kind of misdeed, was suddenly carrying prayer beads and cradling a turtle every day, grinning as he asked, "Want to make a wish? My turtle's really good at granting them."

[The Tyrant Devotes Himself to Buddhism]

Zhuo Qing's wish: Turn the System into a calming wooden fish!

The ministers and imperial consorts couldn't understand it. Why was their mercurial, hot-tempered emperor tapping a wooden fish every day and saying, "Amitabha. Compassion above all. Why not let go of your attachments and tap my wooden fish, benefactor? All your worries will disappear."

[The Apocalypse Devotee]

Zhuo Qing's wish: Turn the System into a temple that cleanses the mind!

The zombies couldn't understand why the sound of a bell ringing from a temple in the wilderness could clear their minds for a brief moment. A feeling of pilgrimage drove them to stream toward the temple.

Eat vegetarian food, chant the sutras, meditate, and hold on to yourself.

[The CEO Devotee]

The employees of L Group never imagined that one day their nationwide clothing empire would start selling Buddhist robes. The truly unbelievable part was that they actually managed to make it work.

Now, in the group's livestream, a handsome bald man does nothing but sit there tapping a wooden fish, and their sales are several times higher than when the employees work themselves to death coming up with gimmicks and exhausting themselves promoting products.

The employees of L Group: Master, I understand now.

[The Cultivation World Devotee]

Zhuo Qing's wish: Turn me into a turtle!

I sincerely worship Buddha and show compassion.

The female lead is about to stab the male lead? I'll take the hit!

Other people lose half their life, while Zhuo Qing gets: Life -1, remaining 999999999...

His affection stat shoots up, and Zhuo Qing thinks: Just as planned.

[The Gaming Pro Devotee]

What's up with you, did you convert to Buddhism? You don't even dare to fire your gun?!

Then someone made a name for himself at the youth training camp. He wouldn't kill anyone, so he grabbed a frying pan, knocked people out, and guarded their bodies. Anyone who came near got whacked to death.

Other people have great aim. He has great pan skills.

Amitabha. We monks show compassion. Put down your weapons and become Buddhas, all of you.

Everyone: Like we'd believe you! You swing that pan around like a maniac, and no one survives the match!

[The ABO World Devotee]

Zhuo Qing's wish: Make my pheromones smell like calm detachment.

As the villainous second male lead, Xu Zhi's family monopolizes suppressants. The male lead, unable to get any suppressants, goes into heat and suddenly smells a pheromone.

Male lead: Ah, Master, I have no desires now.

Suppressant prices keep falling. But if you can get through a heat by eating vegetarian food and chanting sutras, who the hell would spend money on suppressants?

The order of the worlds above is subject to change. The actual story takes precedence.

This is an absurd comedy, an absurd comedy, an absurd comedy. Logic is dead. I just made this nonsense up; it's not nonfiction. Please don't argue with me, thank you so much, I beg you.

Theme: Gather genuine affection through love and kindness