After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Picked Up the Protagonist Shou

Xie Shuci transmigrates into a book as a nameless minor villain. On the protagonist shou’s path to greatness, Xie Shuci only gets the chance to trip him up once before being hacked to pieces. Xie Shuci warns himself: “Treasure your life and stay away from the protagonist shou!” So the very next day, he leaves this troublesome place behind. * On the road, Xie Shuci comes across a young man covered in wounds. With a pouch full of miraculous pills, he casually feeds the youth one. The medicine works, but it comes with side effects. When the youth wakes up, he has not only lost his cultivation, but has also become deaf, mute, and blind. Xie Shuci: “...” And just like that, he has a little tagalong. Life after Xie Shuci transmigrates into the book goes pretty well. Though he has a little tagalong, the kid is barely any trouble. The tagalong can’t speak or see, so Xie Shuci never bothers to hide from him when bathing or changing. Sometimes, he even dances a little “Paradise” for him without wearing a stitch. This goes on for months. Until one day, someone tells him the little brat at his side was originally called Xiao Xun. That Xiao Xun, the protagonist shou who hacked him to pieces! Xie Shuci: “...” Damn. A kind of plant. That night, while everyone is asleep, Xie Shuci packs his things and prepares to run. What? He has no conscience? The protagonist shou has serious psychological issues and a seriously volatile personality! If he gets annoyed, Xie Shuci’s life is over! Let someone else deal with him! But just as Xie Shuci sneaks to the door, an invisible force pins him in place. He stiffly turns his head and sees the usually feeble little tagalong, who is afraid to sleep alone, sitting at the bedside. With a slight curl of his finger, Xie Shuci is made to walk toward him, step by step, against his will. “Xie Shuci, where do you think you’re going, leaving me behind?” The little tagalong leans against the bed, his face pale and his gaze sinister. A sinister gaze... Yes, his gaze is sinister. That bastard isn’t blind at all! Book Transmigration shou x reborn gong Coming Soon 1: “Let’s Slack Off with the Entire Villainous Immortal Sect” Blurb: One day, Shen Chuji awakens to the truth and discovers he is the villainous boss in a book. Though he is a cripple, the disciples of his immortal sect follow his every command, becoming obstacles on the protagonist’s path to ascension alongside him. In the end, they all die by the protagonist’s sword. After waking up, Shen Chuji summons the smiling, knife-wielding second junior brother, the third junior brother whom cats and dogs can’t stand, the ruthless and venomous junior sister, and all the other disciples to the ancestral hall. “See the plaque in front of you? From now on, it will be our sect’s motto. Read it aloud.” The disciples answer in unison: “Slack off.” “Let things fall apart, and fall apart with them.” “We have no ideals, no ambitions. Our lives are all about eating, drinking, and having fun.” “From today on, we’ll cultivate with a carefree attitude: no killing, no stealing, no fighting over things.” Shen Chuji nods in satisfaction. “Beautiful.” - Something big has happened in the cultivation world recently: every disciple of Fuyun Peak has gone crazy. During the trials, disciples from other sects fight tooth and nail to pass, while they debate which trial instructor is the ugliest. During treasure hunts in secret realms, disciples from other sects search for miraculous pills and priceless treasures, while they discuss how awful the fruit tastes. At the Immortal Sect Tournament, disciples from other sects compete to take first place. This time, Fuyun Peak’s disciples don’t even debate: they fight in the training grounds over who gets to come in last. “It seems the once-glorious Fuyun Peak has finally fallen into ruin.” That is what everyone believes. Not long after, a prodigy and spoiled young heir picks a fight with Fuyun Peak’s senior disciple, Shen Chuji. The next day, Fuyun Peak’s disciples show up to demand an explanation. They fight the disciples of one of the cultivation world’s top immortal sects to a standstill, without falling behind in the slightest! Just as the battle threatens to spiral out of control, Shen Chuji finally arrives and stops it. “Junior brothers and sisters, you mustn’t! He’s the protagonist!” * There is another strange mystery in the cultivation world, one no one has ever been able to solve. Fuyun Peak’s senior disciple, Shen Chuji, is utterly unremarkable, yet thousands flock around him, and he stands above them all. Even the prodigy and spoiled young heir who throws the cultivation world into turmoil and strikes fear into countless cultivators acts like a puppy begging for treats in front of him. Unhinged genius gong who barges into everything x serene, carefree shou - Coming Soon 2: “What’s Wrong with Being a Spoiled Little Stutterer? [Book Transmigration]” Blurb: Lin Yong is a stutterer, married to Yu Siyan for the sake of their families’ interests. After they marry, Yu Siyan treats him with polite respect, but Lin Yong falls in love with him. Then one day, Lin Yong awakens to the truth: the world he lives in is a book. Yu Siyan is the protagonist gong, and before long he will fall in love at first sight with the protagonist shou and ask Lin Yong for a divorce. Lin Yong cries, makes a scene, and threatens to kill himself rather than divorce. In the end, he succeeds only in ruining his own life, while the protagonist shou takes his place in triumph. Lin Yong: “H-heh.” - Since Yu Siyan is going to abandon him anyway, Lin Yong throws a fit every day, finding fault with everything. But Yu Siyan isn’t as impatient as he expected. Instead, he speaks gently to Lin Yong and gives him whatever he wants. Then one day, the protagonist shou comes to visit. Seeing the two of them chatting happily, Lin Yong completely loses it. After the guest leaves, Lin Yong, eyes red, packs his things, ready to step aside. Yu Siyan stands in the doorway with a cigarette between his lips and watches him. “What are you doing?” Lin Yong wipes away his tears. “I’m... divorcing you! Everything you gave me... I’ll give it all back! Then we’ll be even.” Yu Siyan narrows his eyes and stubs out his cigarette. “Divorce? Even?” “You wanted to grow a flower in a pot, but forgot to water it for ten days. I watered it for you. That makes us even?” “You didn’t like your watch, so I had one custom-made in Switzerland with your name engraved on it. There’s only one in the world. That makes us even?” “You love the neighbor’s dog more than life itself, and I scoop its poop every day. That makes us even?” “You broke your mom’s perfume bottle last week and were afraid she’d scold you, so I took the blame. That makes us even?” After a string of questions from Yu Siyan, Lin Yong looks dazed and can’t get a single word out. “B-but you don’t... love me.” Lin Yong looks confused. “You never... even touch me.” Yu Siyan laughs in exasperation. He’s been tiptoeing around Lin Yong for half a year, afraid of seeming too rough. And this silly boy thinks that’s because he doesn’t love him? * At dawn, Lin Yong wakes in a daze and gives the man a weak push. The man, thoroughly satisfied, holds his sweat-damp waist and chuckles. “So you like it wild. If I’d known, I wouldn’t have held back.” - Big bad wolf gong x stuttering, spoiled shou Theme: The Great Way is for the common good.