To Stay Alive, I Have No Choice but to Torment My Idol

“Please complete your missions, Host, earn life points, and win the right to keep living!”

Xiao Xizaojian woke up in a pitch-black space after dying in a car accident. She was ready to make a name for herself and become the top mission-taker of the new generation. That all came to an end the moment she opened her mission list. No wonder there are so few mission-takers. :)

One: Sing “Monkey” to the cult leader Jie, with a big grin.

Two: Sell height-boosting insoles beneath Yokohama's landmark tower, and get Nakahara Chuuya to buy every last pair.

Three: Move in next to Hibari's house in Namimori Town, and dance until three in the morning every night.

Four: Pet a cat in front of Fukuzawa Yukichi, and tell him that as long as you're alive, he'll never get to touch even a single cat hair.

Five: …

Xiao Xizaojian fell silent. Her pupils shook as she stared at a list of names that looked far too familiar.

“I suddenly don't want to live anymore. Just bury me.”

The End.

Theme: Only those who can endure the worst of it can rise above everyone else.