The cultivation world has a famous sect whose disciples are all madmen. They have thrown the Three Realms into chaos, and every one of them is a mighty figure nobody dares provoke.
Their master, Lu Ze, is an old scoundrel. His cultivation has barely reached Foundation Establishment, and he's sick all over. When it comes to fighting, he just lies there.
When he sees a beautiful female cultivator, he's more eager than anyone to rush over. When he sees demons or monsters, he's quicker than anyone to run away.
The cultivation world's people ask: I don't get it. How can someone like him make so many powerful figures miss him so much?
Then one day, Lu Ze's eldest disciple, who had died a tragic death a hundred years ago, is reborn. He has lost all his memories and reason, and become a killing puppet in the Netherworld.
The master, who had always been easygoing and content to lie flat, finally changes expression.
Lu Ze cuts a path through the eighteen levels of the ghost realm with his sword. Heaven and earth turn upside down, the sun and moon lose their light, and the vast ghost realm trembles at the tip of his blade. Treading over mountains of corpses, he personally brings his eldest disciple home.
The younger disciples spread their hands. "Don't blame us for being so domineering. It's all thanks to how Master taught us."
[A lighthearted little skit]
One day.
Wu Ruhui asks Lu Ze: "Why did you suddenly fake your death and retire?"
Lu Ze stares at the sky. "...Maybe because my wife died?"
Wu Ruhui gives a sardonic laugh. "Wasn't I the one you killed with your own hands?"
Lu Ze: "."
Lu Ze: "That's true, but..."
Wu Ruhui laughs sardonicly again. "We can settle old scores slowly. Try running away again and see what happens."
Lu Ze flies into a rage. "You ungrateful disciple!!!"
"You lie buried beneath the earth, your bones turned to dust. I remain in this world, my hair white with snow."
A widower turning over a new leaf is a beautiful thing XD
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A lofty, aloof disciple pursues a flamboyant, eccentric master
Wu Ruhui x Lu Ze
0. [Important notice] The plot and romance get equal focus.
1. The romance is cliche and melodramatic.
2. The love interest appears at the end of Chapter 9.
3. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I had to make some changes to Lu Ze's characterization. The overall direction is unchanged. If you've read the first eight chapters, please forget Lu Ze's monk characterization qwq.
4. This work is a fictional creation inspired by myths and legends and has nothing to do with reality. It is entirely made up. Please don't treat it as real or believe in superstition. Believe in science.
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The Immortal I Forced to Marry After Losing His Memory Is Acting Strange
Gui Zhi is the Demon Venerable from legend, sinister and insane, with blood on both hands.
He failed to break through a cultivation bottleneck during secluded cultivation, damaging his spiritual sea and leaving him with amnesia.
His trusted subordinate warns him again and again: "Your Majesty, you're injured. You must keep a low profile for now. Be careful the news gets out and your enemies in the immortal realm come looking for you."
Gui Zhi nods to show he understands, then turns around and drags out an immortal as aloof as a lonely crane on a cold mountain. "I've captured a beauty I fancy. We'll get married soon."
His trusted subordinate stares at the immortal's face, eyes wide, and lets out a shrill scream: "Stop, Your Majesty! That's Jiang Linyue, the head of the immortal sect!!!"
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Demons are called demons because they naturally act wickedly and without restraint.
Gui Zhi has forgotten how to control the spiritual energy in his inner palace, but he still has to maintain the Demon Venerable's imposing air. Now and then, he menaces the new demon consort he's abducted. "You can't escape my grasp."
The immortal: "Mm."
Gui Zhi continues to put on a fearsome front. "Immortals and demons are different. I know you aren't willing, but from now on, you can only belong to me."
The immortal: "...Yes."
Gui Zhi says ominously: "I've built you a golden cage. Until you fully understand your place, you can only stay obediently inside."
The immortal: "As you wish."
Gui Zhi is satisfied.
-- Excellent. The wicked Demon Venerable has humiliated the untouchable immortal again today.
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Jiang Linyue is a prodigy of the immortal sect: cold-hearted and desireless, the only cultivator in the Mahayana stage in history, and the person in all three realms most likely to attain immortality and ascend.
He has guarded Mount Taiwei for years and rarely makes an appearance.
No one knows that he has been married to the Demon Venerable Gui Zhi for 120 years.
Though they are cultivation partners, they are both busy and spend little time together.
-- Until Gui Zhi loses his memory.
Jiang Linyue's partner, who had always been neither warm nor cold toward him, suddenly changes. He abducts him to his lair and uses threats and enticements to make him marry him.
And it has to be announced to all three realms, in the grandest and most magnificent fashion.
It's a momentous matter, one that could shake all three realms, but Jiang Linyue agrees without hesitation. "All right."
At this point, Gui Zhi has lost his memories and probably hasn't realized something.
But Jiang Linyue saw it the moment he laid eyes on him: the Demon Venerable Gui Zhi is the last phoenix in the world, and three eggs are already growing in his still-flat belly.
They are the fruit of their love.
A Demon Venerable who was wicked and flamboyant before losing his memory, and remains wicked and flamboyant afterward but with a touch of foolishness, is pursued by an aloof and ascetic (?), utterly indulgent immortal
The Immortal Lord Returns from Seclusion and Gets Sent to Senior College
The Heavenly Pivot Adept Cui Yan finally emerges from seclusion after 300 years.
His wide sleeves flutter as he floats in midair with his hands behind his back, gazing down at the modern metropolis bustling with traffic. A rare trace of confusion appears on his cool, handsome face.
His disciple rushes over. "My lord, times have changed!"
Fortunately, the Cultivators' Alliance has a well-established way of dealing with these old patriarchs who occasionally come back from the dead.
So Cui Yan, along with other old men and women who can't keep up with the times, is packed off to the local senior college.
They'll study new ideas and strive to become new... new seniors.
All they have to do is earn 20 credits to graduate.
His disciple thinks this is a sure thing. His master is a born genius, one of the leading figures among the immortals. In the old days, there wasn't a formation he couldn't decipher or a mystical art he couldn't break. Surely earning 20 credits will be easy.
The next day, he gets a call from the class advisor, who has a complaint:
...He keeps whispering to Shufen and Jianguo from the next class. When I call on him, he pretends to be hard of hearing and goes, "Huh? Can't hear you!"
He's also spreading superstition among his classmates, going on about divination, the five elements, and the Eight Trigrams... He claims he's incredibly accurate at fortune-telling and offers to read fortunes in exchange for people doing his homework!
He sneaks snacks in class and is really good at hiding them. The whole classroom can smell the food, but nobody can find it!
As the class advisor pours out a tearful stream of complaints, Cui Yan sits upright, looking utterly respectable and every bit the immortal sage.
His disciple puts on a sorrowful face. "Master, the advisor says I have to attend the parent-teacher meeting for underperforming students next week..."
His divine, aloof, otherworldly master gives him a cool glance, with three words written all over his eyes:
So what?
At 1,100 years old, he's right at the rebellious age.
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Cui Yan was born cold-hearted and desireless, and disliked making friends. The only person he could call a close friend was Su Chi.
Su Chi's true form is a great fox, with a coat of fluffy, fiery-red fur. He knows Cui Yan has a secret hobby:
He loves big, fluffy tails.
Nothing in the world could suit Cui Yan's tastes better than a nine-tailed fox.
Cui Yan is too reserved to bury his face straight into his close friend's gorgeous tail fur, so he just strokes it gently.
Su Chi props up his chin and watches him with a smile. "A Yan, do you know what you should call me, given our relationship in modern society?"
Cui Yan humbly asks: "What?"
Su Chi leans in until they're almost dangerously close, his smile alluring and dazzling. "Hubby."
Cui Yan repeats it with a clear, steady gaze. "Hubby."
After a moment of silence, the fox spirit, now the most powerful of his kind, is the first to look away, ears turning red.
A few days later, the class advisor calls the house again, completely at the end of his rope:
Are you going to do something about your old man sneaking out of class and dating behind everyone's backs or not!!!
Nothing's more beautiful than a red sunset~
A serious-faced immortal lord being rebellious x a fox spirit batting his eyes at a blockhead
Theme: Working people create a happy life.
I finished reading it in one go, it's really good! Such a small number of collections is completely unworthy of the excitement! The writing style has surpassed 99.9% Of the articles on the Jinjiang Gold List. The writing style also gave me a very mature feeling, and I was completely amazed... The plot is compact and foreshadowed, and I was very happy to see the 800 vests and sly eyes per person. The Master and Disciple of the Sword Immortal are so handsome. I really enjoyed this meal. The young lovers finally came to the end of their hardships. It was not easy... The overall world view is very large, but it can be contained just right, but the rhythm in the second half is a bit too tight. T T Although everyone is indeed explained, it feels like some places are explained too quickly. If it can be written in more than 100,000 words, it is not difficult to imagine that I will wake up laughing in my dreams...
Hahahahahahaha what's going on? You're so stubborn. Xiao Ruhui, it's so easy to control it.
Hahahahahahaha I tried to be tough, but my behavior was still cowardly.
Ruhui is so easy to do hahahahahahahaha
You two obviously love each other very much?!!!!! [Bite the quilt corner] [Twisting around]
?? Your vests really fit one inside the other.
These two friends are bad people.
Oh, I went to Louth, it smells so good
It looks good, the disobedient version is also a bit tasty
One of the two masters and disciples has a mountain of armor and eight hundred tricks.