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Wen Yannan got hooked on a full-dive cultivation game.
He made a sweet, delicate little girl demon character and conscientiously played a pure healer, carrying a medical text everywhere. Everyone thought he was a cute, soft-spoken girl.
Teammate: Who brought this little healer along? Our damage output's already too low, and now we've got a healer this bad taking up a slot!
Wen Yannan couldn't be bothered to explain. He swung a bamboo scroll and knocked the boss down to critical health.
Yu Chen was a notorious mad dog on the PvP rankings of Eight Wastelands.
Ever since the big shot took on a disciple, his whole persona had taken a bizarre turn.
The big shot before: picking fights everywhere and taking on anyone who crossed him.
The big shot now: quitting the fighting, finally remembering he's a support too, and focusing on teaching his disciple~
The whole server trembled: These two disciples of the same master both claim to be delicate support players. Do you believe them? I sure don't. QAQ
Two fake delicate, genuinely violent little girl characters hold hands, then discover that the other player is also a filthy gay guy playing a girl demon. Their pure master-and-disciple bond gradually turns into something else.
Since online dating was too risky, the master decided to cut his losses in time and sent over a fake photo:
A classic death-angle selfie beloved by straight men, with the beauty filter and skin smoothing turned all the way up. In short, it was downright cursed.
But Wen Yannan looked at it quietly for two seconds, then suddenly blushed.
Later, when they met in person, Wen Yannan looked at the fake photo, then at the gorgeous guy in front of him, and a question mark slowly appeared above his head.
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Wen Yannan (Fushu Liu) x Yu Chen (Tengjiao Boboji)
A sweet, coquettish, secretly devious top x a hot-tempered, bold, and reckless big-shot bottom
1. Top's perspective, younger seme, full-dive cultivation game plus university campus.
2. A sweet romance, but with a [Broken Up and Getting Back Together] arc.
3. The original blurb's jokes are unchanged. Anyone who bookmarked the previous version can keep reading without worry.
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The Immortal I Forced to Marry After Losing My Memory Is Acting Strange
Gui Zhi, the Demon Lord said to have blood on both hands, sinister and unhinged.
He failed to break through a bottleneck during seclusion, damaging his sea of consciousness and, unfortunately, losing his memory.
His trusted subordinate warned him over and over: Your Majesty is injured. Please keep a low profile for now, and make sure no one lets word get out, or your enemies in the immortal realm will come after you.
Gui Zhi nodded to show he understood, then turned around and dragged out an immortal as aloof as a lone crane on a cold mountain. "I have kidnapped a beauty I like. We'll marry on an auspicious day."
His trusted subordinate stared wide-eyed at the immortal's face and let out a piercing shriek: "Stop, Your Majesty! That's Jiang Linyue, the foremost master of the immortal sects!!!"
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Demons are demons because they act wickedly and without restraint.
Gui Zhi had forgotten how to control the spiritual energy in his inner palace, but he still had to maintain the Demon Lord's dignity. Every now and then, he would menace the new Demon Consort he'd kidnapped: "You can't escape from the palm of my hand."
The immortal: "Mm."
Gui Zhi continued to throw his weight around: "Immortals and demons are different. I know you don't accept this, but from now on, you can only belong to me."
The immortal: "...Yes."
Gui Zhi said ominously, "I've built you a golden cage. Until you fully understand your place, you'll stay in it and behave."
The immortal: "As you wish."
Gui Zhi was satisfied.
Excellent. The wicked Demon Lord has humiliated the untouchable immortal once again today.
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Jiang Linyue was a prodigy of the immortal sects: dispassionate and desireless, the only cultivator in the Great Ascension stage in history, and the person with the best chance in the Three Realms of attaining the Dao and ascending.
He spent most of his time guarding Mount Taiwei and rarely appeared in public.
No one knew that he and the Demon Lord Gui Zhi had been bonded for 120 years.
Though the two were cultivation partners, they were both busy and rarely saw each other.
That is, until Gui Zhi lost his memory.
Jiang Linyue's partner, who had always treated him with cool indifference, suddenly changed completely, kidnapping him and dragging him back to his lair to threaten and entice him into marriage.
It had to be the grandest wedding imaginable, announced to all three realms.
The matter was momentous enough to shake the entire Three Realms, but Jiang Linyue agreed without hesitation: "All right."
Gui Zhi, now missing his memories, had probably yet to realize one thing.
But Jiang Linyue saw it the moment he laid eyes on him: Demon Lord Gui Zhi, the last phoenix in the world, was already carrying three eggs in his still-flat belly.
They were the fruit of their union.
A Demon Lord bottom, wicked and domineering before losing his memory and still wicked and domineering afterward, but with a touch of foolishness x a cool, ascetic (?), utterly indulgent immortal top
The Immortal Lord Leaves Seclusion and Gets Sent to Senior College
True Immortal Tianshu, Cui Yan, had been in seclusion for 300 years and had finally emerged.
His wide sleeves fluttered as he hovered in midair with his hands clasped behind his back, gazing down at the bustling modern metropolis below. A rare trace of confusion crossed his cool, handsome face.
His disciple hurried over: "My lord, times have changed!"
Fortunately, the Cultivator Alliance had a well-established plan for dealing with those ancient patriarchs who occasionally rose from the dead.
So Cui Yan and a group of other old men and women who couldn't keep up with the times were bundled off to the local senior college.
They would learn new ideas and strive to become new youth... no, new seniors.
All they had to do was earn 20 credits to graduate.
His disciple thought this would be a sure thing: My master is a peerless genius, one of the immortal world's leading figures. Back in the day, there was no formation he couldn't solve or magical technique he couldn't break. Surely 20 credits will be a piece of cake.
The next day, he received a complaint call from the class adviser:
...He keeps whispering to Shufen and Jianguo from the next class. When I call on him, he pretends to be hard of hearing and goes, "Huh? Can't hear you!"
He also spreads feudal superstition to the other students, talking about the mystic arts, the Five Elements, and the Eight Trigrams... He claims his fortune-telling is incredibly accurate and offers to read fortunes in exchange for someone doing his homework!
He sneaks snacks in class and is especially good at hiding them. Everyone can smell the food, but no one can find where it's coming from!
As the class adviser delivered this tearful complaint, Cui Yan sat upright with a look of perfect rectitude, every bit the immortal master.
His disciple looked utterly dejected: "Master, the class adviser says I have to attend a parent-teacher meeting for underachievers next week..."
His master, aloof and immaculate as a celestial being, glanced at him calmly. Three words were written in his eyes:
So what?
At 1,100 years old, it's only natural to be rebellious.
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Cui Yan was naturally dispassionate and desireless, and disliked making friends. Su Chi was the only person he could call a close friend.
Su Chi's true form was a huge fox with a coat of fluffy, fiery-red fur. He knew Cui Yan had a secret fondness for...
Fluffy tails.
There was no creature in the world more suited to Cui Yan's tastes than a nine-tailed fox.
Cui Yan's restraint kept him from burying his face in his close friend's gorgeous tail. He merely stroked its fur gently.
Su Chi propped his chin on his hand and smiled at him. "A Yan, do you know what someone with our relationship should call me in modern society?"
Cui Yan asked earnestly, "What?"
Su Chi leaned in until they were almost dangerously close, his smile alluring and intoxicating. "Hubby."
Cui Yan's gaze remained clear and earnest as he repeated, "Hubby."
After a moment of silence, the fox spirit, the most powerful of his kind, blushed to the tips of his ears and looked away first.
A few days later, another call from the class adviser came to the house, this time in utter despair:
"Is nobody going to deal with your old man ditching class, climbing over the wall, and dating in secret?!"
Nothing is lovelier than a sunset in old age~
A serious-minded immortal lord rebelling x a fox spirit throwing seductive glances at a blockhead
Theme: Working people create a happy life.
It sucks. You think it's just the article that sucks. My heart is broken too.
Indeed, except for the ending which was a bit sloppy, it was great to watch! It's not in vain that I stayed up late to read it (sleepy =_=)
Oh my god, that's his biological father, I don't understand
Oh my god, this kind of person looks sick in his heart.
I just feel like I've been cheated...
The front is pretty good, but it will be faster to stop updating the content after 5 months. . . Then it ended hastily.
It started out great, but ended badly
Wow Chao, is this sb dad still a human?
Isn't it cruel? Five years is just an understatement. I hope the author can write about the changes in time.
At first I thought the reunion was due to the relationship between the two of them, but later I found out that it didn't seem to be the case. I forgot about this setting as I watched it. I never expected that the ending would be like this. Fortunately, this is a main article, so I didn't suffer any psychological activity after separation, so it was finished quickly, otherwise I would have vomited to death.