You Straight Guys Are So Good at Flirting

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Blurb:

After two and a half years of livestreaming, Xia Huai considered himself a stone-cold straight guy. Then he was forced to sign a dating contract with another man.

The day they added each other as friends, Xia Huai greeted him first.

No reply after three minutes. Xia Huai figured he was busy.

No reply after three hours. Xia Huai figured he was still busy.

No reply after three days. Xia Huai got mad and blocked him.

On the day they were supposed to go live together, Xia Huai just wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible.

Besides, how could they manage a call when they hadn't even had a proper conversation?

When the call connected, he said lazily, "Hey, you there?"

To his surprise, after a burst of static, a deep, sexy voice came through his headset.

"I'm here, baby."

Xia Huai: ?

Bro, dude! You're really good at working the mic, huh?

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As their popularity soared and he watched Bai Zhenhe's numbers steadily catch up to his, the comments praising Bai Zhenhe for being doting and teasing Xia Huai for being stiff became more and more frequent. Xia Huai's competitive spirit was finally roused.

It's just a mic call. How hard can it be?

So he began staying up late to study.

During a livestream not long after, they connected as usual.

Bai Zhenhe: "Good evening, baby."

Just as the comments expected Xia Huai to respond in his usual cool, casual manner,

a familiar voice tinged with awkwardness rang out in the livestream.

"Good evening to you too... B-brother..."

Bai Zhenhe: !!!

Comments: ???

Once Xia Huai got started, it was as if he'd unlocked his full potential. He couldn't stop.

"Brother, I'm scared of the dark. Will you protect me?"

"Brother, hold my hand!"

"Brother, how about barbecue tonight?"

Seeing the comments fill up with one "sweet" and "steamy" reaction after another, Xia Huai finally flashed a victor's smile.

Until they met in person, and Bai Zhenhe, almost a head taller than him, caught him and pinned him in a corner.

"Didn't you say you were going to bruise my waist?"

"Want to give it a try?"

[A flirtatious, all-talk bottom x a top who's been plotting this for a long time]

Reader's guide:

1. 1v1, happy ending

2. All livestreaming details are based on the author's own research and may not be accurate. Please don't overthink them.

3. The characters aren't perfect. All character details serve the plot, so please don't apply them to real life.

[2025.4.16]

Theme: Work hard, improve yourself, and build your career