The biggest diva in showbiz has joined a dating reality show!
#SevenWhinesAnnoysEveryGuest#
#SevenWhinesKneelsAndStillNoOnePicksThem#
The haters prepared trending topics in advance, swearing they would tear Hua Qi apart. But to their surprise, the trending topics that flooded the internet were:
#SevenWhines: The Best People Are Always Competing With Themselves, So I'll Be Even More Difficult#
#EveryoneHasACrushOnSevenWhines#
Haters: ... I'll tear myself apart.
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Reborn as a has-been diva who was cyberbullied, unloved by her father and schemed against by her mother, betrayed and humiliated by the male idol she worshipped, and so desperate for love that she became a troublesome cannon-fodder character, Hua Qi thought this was asking way too much of him. He was sick of killing zombies and couldn't wait to try something new.
During the gift-giving segment, he wailed like someone at a funeral because he didn't have enough money. Once they had comforted him, he actually ran into the mountains and came back with a nest of live snakes. "A token of our love! There's enough for everyone who sees them~!"
The sweet dating show turned into a horror movie.
During the chores segment, his biological mother's lackey coaxed him: "Hurry and fall into the pig manure. Once the ratings go up, countless viewers will feel sorry for you and like you."
"Okay, whine whine~!" Hua Qi tearfully shoved the lackey into the pig manure.
The lackey: ... You have the nerve to cry?
The entire production crew was driven to madness, yet they all rushed to play the submissive. The white-moonlight protagonist who was the love interest wanted to be Hua Qi's Number One. The male lead who had once scorned the original owner got on his knees and begged Hua Qi to come back to him. The villainous big shot pinned Hua Qi against the wall and kissed him wildly, pleading in a frenzy:
"Baby, my Whining God, will you add me to your harem?"
One-on-one, both are each other's first, sweet and satisfying, silly and sugary, with face-slapping and scum-trashing scenes.
--Please support my other novel: My Rival Read My Mind and Marked the Campus Big Shot Pretending to Be an Alpha--
Mind-reading, always wants to bite his wife, atypical top student Alpha X Pretending to be an Alpha, outwardly lecherous and fierce but inwardly sweet, soft, and pure-hearted, campus bully Omega
Sheng Xiaorui, the top student and big shot at No. 6 High School, and Qi Yan, the campus bully rumored to be lecherous and vicious, couldn't stand each other. That is, until one day, Sheng Xiaorui heard Qi Yan's thoughts.
1. Qi Yan, the campus bully, stared at a flamboyantly dressed Omega with hungry eyes glowing green, frightening them nearly unconscious. His inner monologue: Wow, that hair clip is so pretty! I want to wear it~!
2. Qi Yan, the campus bully, cornered a group of thugs in an alley and beat them until they got on their knees and called him Daddy. His inner monologue: Aaaah, The Top Student Wants a Kiss from the Sweet Little Omega is out! Once I'm done beating them up, I'll go buy it~!
Sheng Xiaorui: "..."
Another day, Qi Yan went into heat unexpectedly and hid in the sports equipment room. His inner monologue: Good thing the doors and windows can block pheromones, or everyone would find out that I'm a sweet, fragrant Omega!
"..." Sheng Xiaorui happened to pass by and hear his thoughts. Almost without thinking, he took out a key and opened the door...
Their classmates discovered something absolutely horrifying: Sheng, the big shot, had been beaten up by Qi, the big shot, and hadn't hit back or said a word in protest.
Sheng Xiaorui's admirers: "Sheng, did Qi get dirt on you?!"
Sheng Xiaorui: "I'm scared of my wife. Got a problem with that?"
Theme: Let your strength speak for itself.