Su Xianzhi is a master of playing the sweet, innocent green tea, and his tea-scented charm permeates the entire entertainment industry. Then, as if Heaven had finally opened its eyes, he differentiates as an Omega and goes into heat by accident.
An Sheng is a powerful, omnipotent movie emperor. He hates Omegas and has severe mysophobia. After one indescribable night, An Sheng comes to his senses and flies into a rage, swearing to track down that Omega and settle the score.
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Su Xianzhi trembles with fear, keeping his Omega secret identity tightly under wraps and steering clear of An Sheng.
He turns down every job involving the big shot!
Damn it! Why is the big shot here?! He checked, and the big shot wasn't supposed to be in this show.
An Sheng steadily closes in on Su Xianzhi and casually strikes up a conversation. "Tell me, why would an Omega hide from an Alpha after a night together?"
!!! Alarm bells ring in Su Xianzhi's head. He brings out his best tea acting, looking puzzled and innocent. "Could it be because the Alpha was really bad in bed?"
Oh, how clever of me! That night, I kept shouting, "You're amazing, hubby!" I'm not the Omega from that night. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!!!
"...Your acting is pretty good." An Sheng almost falls for Su Xianzhi's act. He glares at him with a sinister look. "Practice makes perfect. If I'm bad at it, then we'll just have to practice more. That means you'll have to cooperate."
An Sheng hoists Su Xianzhi over his shoulder and walks off.
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Later, Su Xianzhi praises An Sheng until his voice goes hoarse. Sob, sob...
-- Please support my other story, "The Pretending-to-Be-an-Alpha Campus Big Shot Gets Marked by His Mind-Reading Rival" --
Mind-reading, always wanting to bite his wife, unconventional genius Alpha X pretending-to-be-an-Alpha, outwardly lecherous and vicious but inwardly pure, soft, sweet Omega school bully
Sheng Xiaorui, the genius big shot from No. 6 High School, and Qi Yan, the school bully rumored to be lecherous and vicious, can't stand each other, until one day he hears Qi Yan's thoughts.
1. Qi Yan, the school bully, stares hungrily at a flamboyantly dressed Omega with green-eyed desire, nearly scaring the poor guy unconscious. His inner monologue: Wow! That hair clip is so pretty. I want to wear it~!
2. Qi Yan, the school bully, corners some thugs in an alley and beats them until they kneel and call him Dad. His inner monologue: Aaaah! The new volume of "The Handsome Genius School Hunk Begs for a Kiss, Sweet O" is out! I'll go buy it after I'm done beating them up~!
Sheng Xiaorui: "..."
Another day, Qi Yan unexpectedly goes into heat and hides in the sports equipment room. His inner monologue: Thank goodness the doors and windows can keep pheromones in. Otherwise, everyone would find out I'm a fragrant, sweet Omega!
"..." Sheng Xiaorui happens to pass the equipment room and hear his thoughts. For reasons he can't explain, he takes out a key and opens the door...
The students discover something truly terrifying: Big Shot Sheng is getting beaten up by Big Shot Qi, and he doesn't fight back or talk back.
Sheng Xiaorui's admirers: "Brother Sheng, does Big Shot Qi have something on you?!"
Sheng Xiaorui: "I'm henpecked. Got a problem with that?"
-- Please support my other story, "The Has-Been Drama Queen in a Dating Show Becomes Everyone's Favorite [Book Transmigration]" --
The number one drama queen in history has joined a dating show!
#SevenYingying's Drama Queen Antics Drive the Guests Mad#
#SevenYingying Begs for Attention and Nobody Picks Him#
The haters prepare trending topics in advance, swearing to tear Hua Qi apart. But instead, the trending topics flooding the internet are:
#SevenYingying: Successful people compete with themselves. I'll be even more of a drama queen#
#EveryoneHasAOneSidedCrushOnSevenYingying#
The haters: ...I'll just tear myself apart.
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After transmigrating into a drama-queen cannon fodder character who's so unpopular he can't sink any lower, gets cyberbullied, has an uncaring father and a scheming mother, gets betrayed and humiliated by the male idol he worships, and is pathologically starved for love, Hua Qi thinks this is asking too much of him. He's tired of killing zombies and can't wait to try something new.
During the gift-giving segment, he doesn't have enough money and wails like he's at a funeral. After they cheer him up, he charges into the mountains and catches a whole nest of live snakes. "Love tokens! There's enough for everyone who sees them~!"
The sweet dating show turns into a horror movie.
During the farmwork segment, his biological mother's lackey coaxes him. "Hurry and fall into the pig manure. Once the ratings go up, countless viewers will feel sorry for you and like you."
"Okay, sob, sob~!" Hua Qi says, eyes brimming with tears as he shoves the lackey into the pig manure.
Lackey: ...Damn it, how can you cry with a straight face?
The entire production crew is driven to madness, yet they all scramble to become his followers. The white-moonlight protagonist bottom is willing to be Hua Qi's number one. The idol who once mistreated Hua Qi's original body kneels and begs him to come back. A villainous big shot pins Hua Qi against a wall and kisses him frantically, pleading like a madman:
"Baby, Lord Yingying, will you add me to your harem?"
One-on-one, both virgins, sweet and refreshing, goofy romance, face-slapping, scumbag-bashing skits.
Theme: Not believing in so-called fate is a great wisdom in life!