Li Yihui was a moderately well-known screenwriter, doing just fine in the industry until a handsome young man accused him of touching him and then refusing to take responsibility.
Li Yihui felt as if he'd been wrongfully condemned under a June snowfall. I was a damn virgin!
The young man said, "I'm your keyboard!"
"..."
"Just calculate how many words you type every day!"
"Twenty or thirty thousand."
The keyboard spirit looked ready to cry. "Then you know how many times you touch me every day, right?"
Li Yihui stared at his hands, sinking into baffled silence.
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Li Yihui pretended he was being forced to take responsibility for the keyboard spirit, but in truth, he couldn't resist him.
Oh, wow! That face, that figure, absolutely perfect! Be good, darling. Your hubby will spoil you!
Using every connection he had, Li Yihui helped the keyboard spirit make his debut. The couple conquered the entertainment industry together, loving each other so much that everyone was green with envy.
But one day, news broke that the couple was in a relationship crisis, and Li Yihui kicked the keyboard spirit out.
People in the industry said, "Did he cheat as soon as he got famous? Poor Teacher Li!"
The keyboard spirit knelt by the door, looking ready to cry. "Honey, I was wrong. I shouldn't have pretended to be a bottom..."
A scheming top with a sweet exterior.
The top really is the bottom's keyboard. His deeper identity is revealed in the story.
--Please support my neighboring story, The Drama Queen Causes a Ruckus on a Dating Show and Becomes the Breakout Star After Transmigrating into a Book!--
The greatest drama queen in history is joining a dating show!
#Qi Yingying's antics disgust all the contestants#
#No one picks Qi Yingying the entire show#
The haters prepared trending topics in advance, swearing to tear Hua Qi apart. To their surprise, the trending topics that flooded the internet were:
#Qi Yingying: The best people compete against themselves, so I'll be even more dramatic#
#Everyone has a one-sided crush on Qi Yingying#
The haters: ... I'll just tear myself apart.
*
After transmigrating into a book, Hua Qi finds himself in the body of a drama queen and disposable side character: a pawn whose father doesn't love him and whose mother schemes against him, destined to be kidnapped and tortured by haters as soon as he steps outside, then die to make the main character, the white moonlight's beloved, shine brighter. Hua Qi says this is asking way too much. This war god is sick of killing zombies, and I'm so excited!
During a live broadcast of the show, his mother's lackey tries to coax him: "Fall into the pig manure! Once the ratings go up, countless viewers will feel sorry for you and love you."
"Okay, sob sob sob!" With tears in his eyes, Hua Qi shoves the lackey into the pig manure.
During the gift-giving segment, Hua Qi wails over being broke like he's at a funeral. Then he rushes into the mountains and comes back with a nest of live snakes. "Tokens of love! There's enough for everyone who sees them!"
"..." The entire production team is driven nearly crazy, yet they all rush to play the masochist. The white moonlight's beloved main character is willing to be Hua Qi's top, the scum original protagonist who wronged him kneels and begs him to come back, and the villainous big shot pins Hua Qi against a wall and kisses him passionately, pleading in a crazed voice:
"Baby, God Ying, won't you take me into your harem? Then I'll get rid of all your other rivals..."
One-on-one, both virgins, sweet and hilarious, with face-slapping, scum-punishing mini-stories.
--Please support my neighboring story, The School Tyrant Pretending to Be an Alpha Is Marked by His Mind-Reading Rival!--
Mind-reading, always wants to bite his wife, unconventional academic Alpha X Pretending to be an Alpha, outwardly lecherous and fierce but inwardly sweet, soft, and innocent, school tyrant Omega
Sheng Xiaorui, the academic big shot of Sixth High, and Qi Yan, the supposedly lecherous and brutal school tyrant, can't stand each other. Then one day, Sheng Xiaorui hears Qi Yan's thoughts.
1. Qi Yan, the school tyrant, stares at a flamboyant Omega with green eyes and a hungry look, scaring the poor guy half to death. His inner monologue: Wow! That hair clip is so pretty. I want to wear it!
2. Qi Yan, the school tyrant, corners a gang of thugs in an alley and beats them until they kneel and call him Dad. His inner monologue: Ahhh, The Academic Heartthrob Demands a Kiss from His Sweet Little Omega is out! I'll go buy it after I finish beating them up!
Sheng Xiaorui: "..."
Then one day, Qi Yan goes into heat by accident and hides in the gym equipment room. His inner monologue: Luckily, the doors and windows can block pheromones. Otherwise, everyone would find out that I'm a sweet-smelling Omega!
"..." Sheng Xiaorui happens to pass by the equipment room and hears his thoughts. Almost against his will, he takes out a key and opens the door...
The students discover something truly terrifying: Big Shot Sheng is getting beaten up by Big Shot Qi, and he neither fights back nor talks back.
Sheng Xiaorui's admirers ask, "Brother Sheng, did Big Shot Qi get something on you?!"
Sheng Xiaorui says, "I'm afraid of my wife. Got a problem with that?"
--Please support my neighboring story, The Drama Queen Causes a Ruckus on a Dating Show and Becomes the Breakout Star After Transmigrating into a Book!--
The greatest drama queen in history is joining a dating show!
#Qi Yingying's antics disgust all the contestants#
#No one picks Qi Yingying the entire show#
The haters prepared trending topics in advance, swearing to tear Hua Qi apart. To their surprise, the trending topics that flooded the internet were:
#Qi Yingying: The best people compete against themselves, so I'll be even more dramatic#
#Everyone has a one-sided crush on Qi Yingying#
The haters: ... I'll just tear myself apart.
*
After transmigrating into a book, Hua Qi finds himself in the body of a drama queen and disposable side character: a pawn whose father doesn't love him and whose mother schemes against him, destined to be kidnapped and tortured by haters as soon as he steps outside, then die to make the main character, the white moonlight's beloved, shine brighter. Hua Qi says this is asking way too much. This war god is sick of killing zombies, and I'm so excited!
During a live broadcast of the show, his mother's lackey tries to coax him: "Fall into the pig manure! Once the ratings go up, countless viewers will feel sorry for you and love you."
"Okay, sob sob sob!" With tears in his eyes, Hua Qi shoves the lackey into the pig manure.
During the gift-giving segment, Hua Qi wails over being broke like he's at a funeral. Then he rushes into the mountains and comes back with a nest of live snakes. "Tokens of love! There's enough for everyone who sees them!"
"..." The entire production team is driven nearly crazy, yet they all rush to play the masochist. The white moonlight's beloved main character is willing to be Hua Qi's top, the scum original protagonist who wronged him kneels and begs him to come back, and the villainous big shot pins Hua Qi against a wall and kisses him passionately, pleading in a crazed voice:
"Baby, God Ying, won't you take me into your harem? Then I'll get rid of all your other rivals..."
One-on-one, both virgins, sweet and hilarious, with face-slapping, scum-punishing mini-stories.
Theme: Hilarious, hilarious
The Biggest Flop on the Dating Show Stops Playing Nice [Book Transmigration]
The Campus Big Shot Pretending to Be an Alpha Gets Marked by His Mind-Reading Rival
Max-Level Expert Transmigrates Into Everyone's Least Favorite [Entertainment Industry]
Pretending to Be an Alpha While Acting Like a Green Tea Will Get You Bitten [Entertainment Industry]
How I Was Sabotaged and Lost My Chance at Publication Under the Tree Hole
I Transmigrated into the Villain and Made the Abstinent Movie Star Fall for Me [Book Transmigration]
The Entertainment Mogul Forces Me to Take Responsibility for Him [Book Transmigration]
Please Move to: I Became a Villain and Made the Chaste Male Lead Fall for Me [Book Transmigration]
Please Go Read: After Becoming the Villain, I Tempted the Ascetic Male Lead Until He Couldn't Resist [Book Transmigration]
Falling for My Nemesis's Pheromones While He's Pretending to Be an Omega [Interstellar]
An Omega This Fierce Is Bound to Get Bitten
The Male Lead Pulls Off God-Tier Moves Every Day [Quick Transmigration]