I Don't Want to Date Anymore

Scumbag playboy gong who loves beautiful people # devoted shou who has had a crush for years After being single for a long time, Xu Han wants a relationship. Dating in real life takes up too much time, space, and energy, which puts him off. So he decides: let's date online. On his account, where he usually posts about appreciating good looks and chats with online friends, he seriously types out these few lines: Seeking one sugar daddy. Rich and handsome, slim waist and long legs, aged 20 to 25. Online dating, no video calls. Not one of his followers is reliable. They all mock him in the comments and tell him he'd have better luck on some blue website than here. But before long, he suddenly gets a private message. The other person's profile picture doesn't reveal much. It shows a pair of slender, well-proportioned hands, but the message itself doesn't sound like it came from a respectable person. - Wanna pair up? A total hand enthusiast, Xu Han readily agrees. It's only online dating, so he has nothing to lose. At this point, Xu Han's feelings are heating up fast, and he's completely absorbed in the online relationship. Then his company throws cold water on him by assigning him a high-paying job with an equally high cancellation penalty. A dating reality show. Xu Han refuses with every fiber of his being. Being an influencer isn't his actual job. He's a C-list nobody. Taking advantage of the perks of being a minor celebrity, Xu Han has dated plenty of people, each one more beautiful than the last. A warm, refined top-tier star and award-winning actor with an eight-pack A cold pop star whose albums have sold tens of millions of copies And a hot new puppy-like idol who just debuted They're all his exes. The kind of exes he had a spectacularly messy breakup with. And they're all about to be his coworkers on the dating show. Xu Han: I'm a C-lister. What have I done to deserve a dating show of this caliber? Can someone like me really go on one? ...First things first, I need to break up with my online boyfriend in a hurry. If people find out I was dating someone while appearing on a dating show, my reputation will be ruined. Then, on the eve of filming, just after he'd cleanly cut off his online boyfriend from his alt account, Xu Han sees that same profile picture in the show's group chat, lined up next to the profile pictures of his exes. Huh? The heavens are out to get me. Theme: Be an honest person