Yu Biezhi is a top student at the affiliated high school, recruited through a competition, with a handsome, refined appearance.
Pei Zhenhan is another big shot at the same school, also recruited through a competition, and just as handsome.
They have been deskmates for two years. To everyone else, they seem to enjoy a peaceful life and a deep friendship.
In reality, they rarely exchange more than three words a day, and secretly call each other idiots.
But they are both respectable people, so they never swear.
They just make snide remarks.
Yu Biezhi: Some people act like they're so incredible every single day. They really think they're the center of the universe.
Pei Zhenhan: Fun fact! A spring onion can grow up to 1.8 meters tall.
Yu Biezhi, who is 179 centimeters tall: "..."
Yu Biezhi replied stubbornly: A mature man never brings up his height!
Pei Zhenhan, surprised: So someone under 1.8 meters doesn't qualify as a man now?
Yu Biezhi: "..." You're so annoying!!
After two years as deskmates, Yu Biezhi wrote eight big characters in his grudge book: Pei the Dog and I are sworn enemies!
Then one day, Yu Biezhi was bound to a Mary Sue System.
The System issued a mission.
Every Mary Sue needs an F4 of princes: one rebellious, one gentle, one cheerful, and one flirtatious. Host, please date four high-quality humans.
Yu Biezhi, who had been single for seventeen years: ???
After searching the whole school, it seemed like Pei Zhenhan was the only high-quality human around.
*
After he started dating Pei Zhenhan, Yu Biezhi finally realized
there might be something wrong with this mission.
Date four people?
Wouldn't Pei the Dog kill him for that?
After thinking it over, he came up with a brilliant plan.
Yu Biezhi: Pei Zhenhan, today you can play any one of these character types: rebellious, gentle, cheerful, or flirtatious.
Pei Zhenhan: You want to spice things up? Sure!
The next day, Yu Biezhi cursed and grumbled: Pei the Dog!!
*Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one romance throughout, happy ending.
2. Both the gong and shou are top students. They can't stand each other and trade barbs from the start.
3. The shou is 181 centimeters tall from the start. That's not a writing mistake.
4. The shou misunderstands the gong. The gong is not a scumbag.
5. Not a conventional school story. It's a silly comedy set in an alternate universe, so please don't compare it to real life.
6. Enjoy the story in good spirits and discuss it kindly. No personal attacks or snide remarks.
Here's another story I'm currently serializing: I Refuse to Be a Concubine
Shen Lan is transported into the body of a Yangzhou beauty, trained to be sold as a concubine.
With her cloud-like hair and stunning beauty, she deserves to be called the most beautiful woman in Jiangnan.
Because of her beauty, she is to be sent to Pei Shen, the Salt Commissioner, as a concubine.
Shen Lan refuses to become one and escapes after great hardship.
By a twist of fate, she ends up as Pei Shen's maid.
Shen Lan is reasonably satisfied with her work as a maid.
Although it means working all year round, around the clock, the pay is excellent, and she often gets extra income.
What makes her even happier is that Pei Shen is about to get married.
Once Pei Shen is married, she can have her servant registration revoked and use the connections and money she's accumulated to live happily for the rest of her life.
Just as she eagerly awaits her freedom, she suddenly discovers that Pei Shen wants to take her as a concubine.
Shen Lan: I refuse to be a concubine.
*
Pei Shen wanted to take Shen Lan as a concubine three years ago, but had no choice but to hold back for those three years while observing mourning rites.
The more he restrained himself, the more intensely he wanted to make her his.
Now that the three years have passed and his wedding is approaching, it is the perfect time to take a concubine.
Pei Shen has enjoyed a smooth life and a successful official career. It is only after meeting Shen Lan that he learns that love is the one thing in the world that can tear your heart apart.
Reading Guide:
1. Forced pursuit, pregnancy and flight, and a long road to winning his wife back.
2. There will be two time skips in this story.
3. The heroine is very beautiful, so the story includes many descriptions of her looks.
4. The hero is a dog.
5. Please enjoy the story kindly and avoid personal attacks. Thank you.
Theme: Stay positive. There is always a rainbow after the storm.
The first half of the book is very well written, everyday and funny, and not exaggerated, but the later romance part is just so-so. Author, please write more funny articles, you have the talent
Woohoo, I really like this kind of spiritual redemption. Tell Zhizhi firmly that you deserve to enjoy this. You don't have to work hard all the time, you will be happy.
It reminds me of when I was in high school. My classmate gave me a very expensive piece of chocolate. I took a bite and was reluctant to eat it. I put the rest in my bag. The sun was very poisonous that day and the chocolate melted...
Every chapter is so funny hahahahahahaha
Oh, no. You're actually finished! Caught off guard!
The first half of the book is very well written, everyday and funny, and not exaggerated, but the later romance part is just so-so. Author, please write more funny articles, you have the talent
Woohoo, I really like this kind of spiritual redemption. Tell Zhizhi firmly that you deserve to enjoy this. You don't have to work hard all the time, you will be happy.
It reminds me of when I was in high school. My classmate gave me a very expensive piece of chocolate. I took a bite and was reluctant to eat it. I put the rest in my bag. The sun was very poisonous that day and the chocolate melted...
Every chapter is so funny hahahahahahaha
Oh, no. You're actually finished! Caught off guard!
Self-guided strategy, right? Hahahahahahahaha (?ò ? ó?)
The author knows how to play awkward, hahahahahahahaha (?ò ? ó?)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why do you set up such a embarrassing and embarrassing plot?
I have read two books overnight. If you have the ability to write, can you please let me figure out some things by myself?
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