Making It Big in the Cat Kingdom

[Paused because this was my first time setting up a preorder, and I didn't know how it worked, so I accidentally selected "start posting"... It's not abandoned, it's a preorder (hides face)] Shou Xing is very good at giving cats a physical butt-pat. As a part-time worker at a cat cafe, her butt-patting skills have made her the most popular human there. One day, she wakes up from a coma, only to find an orange cat's face even bigger than her own right in front of her. Its orange tabby markings are clear and its coloring looks natural, but it has a bit of a "pointy muzzle and skinny cheeks." In short... it isn't fat enough. The orange cat flees in terror, not even stopping to pick up its hoe. Shou Xing: This orange cat may not be "plump" enough, but it's way too... BIG! Wait, is something wrong here? Then... She is captured by armed cat constables and taken to the county yamen, interrogated in open court by the cat county magistrate, and identified on the spot by an orange cat farmer... Shou Xing has no travel documents, so she is imprisoned for illegally entering the country. Her country's ambassador will have to bail her out. Clutching the prison bars and staring at the cell full of meowing prisoners, Shou Xing finally understands what the giant cat magistrate just told her. She's transmigrated to the Cat Kingdom, and she's landed in prison from the start! Shou Xing wants to get out, but the problem is... This place is not only ancient, it's full of giant cats. There aren't any humans at all. Where is she supposed to find "her country's ambassador"?! At last, one day, Shou Xing, who has eaten so much dried fish she is about to throw up, hears wonderful news: The Empress Dowager is in a bad mood and doesn't even like catnip anymore. Anyone who can cheer her up will receive a huge reward, and even criminals can have their sentences reduced! As though grasping at a lifeline, she grabs the prison bars and shouts: I can do it! I! Can! Pat! Cats'! Butts! Relying on her cat butt-patting skills, Shou Xing opens her civilian household goods shop (a cat supply store) all over the Cat Kingdom and becomes fabulously wealthy. With a Persian cat dancer in gauzy robes at her left and a Maine Coon cat guard in a fitted uniform at her right, she occasionally sneaks in a stroke of the royal cats' sleek, glossy fur while patting their butts... What a life of immortal bliss! [Excerpt] Some cat official (quietly): Lord Shou, would you like to come have some "fun" with us? Shou Xing (frowning) (unable to suppress her curiosity): ...All right. (Inside the Immortal's Pavilion) The cat official books a private room, which has catnip incense, catnip treats, and an extra-large cat tree... The cat official takes off his robes and rolls into a pile of cushions (taking a huge whiff of catnip): L-Lord Shou, why aren't you taking yours off? Shou Xing (silent): Um... I don't need to. We humans... don't inhale catnip. [Reading Notes] 1. Cats are just too much, so there's no romance. The setting is that all the kitties love having their butts patted (physically). There isn't a single cat who dislikes it. 2. I've never been to a cat kingdom. This is a lighthearted story with no logic; everything in the setting serves the plot. 3. You could just about call it a business-building story (?). If you ask me, I just love stories about running businesses. 4. The idea of turning cats into people is ancient, and can be found in ancient stories from both China and abroad. 6. This work was written by Mint Bear Cub on the original Jinjiang website. Reposting or adapting it on other sites is prohibited. I will defend all my rights through legal channels, and violations will be prosecuted. [Completed Work: Ancient-Era Farming] A Hidden Life with the Best in the World (Food): The cozy everyday life of an all-around transmigrated cook and the world's greatest swordsman, who lives in seclusion. 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