Sorry, my dear readers. I've thought about this for a long time, and in the end, I've decided to take this book down from paid access. This subject has genuinely proved to be beyond my abilities. The further I wrote, the more plot holes I noticed, and the content I struggled to produce each day felt hollow. I was worried the story would end badly if I kept going, so I've decided to bring it to an early close. I bow and apologize to everyone who has been following this story. It will be taken down from paid access after a three-month hiatus.
After transmigrating to another world, the thing Shi Yu found hardest to get used to was having the vegetables he'd worked so hard to grow stolen all the time.
Apparently, the thieves were monsters from the dark races, immortal creatures who always managed to wreak havoc on his vegetable patch before being driven off.
Then, on the day Shi Yu turned eighteen, a white light appeared in his palm, and he actually managed to pin one of the monsters down and kill it.
The villagers cried out that the Child of Light had awakened and escorted him to the palace.
The pope kissed his hand and pledged his loyalty.
The duke knelt before his throne and declared his submission.
The captain of the knights found the most beautiful gemstone in the world to adorn his throne.
They said, "Your Majesty, please grant us prosperity."
Fiddling with the gemstone, Shi Yu said lazily, "I don't see what good this thing is, but fine, I promise. Mainly, I'm sick of those black, grimy things. They keep stealing my vegetables."
Then Shi Yu swept his hand through the air and launched a war against the lands occupied by the dark races.
The pope, the duke, and the captain of the knights: ???
Wait, Your Majesty, that's not what we meant by prosperity!
Besides, we really can't beat the dark races!
"Can't beat them? How's that possible?"
Shi Yu brought out
A Light Cannon that could blast through castle walls.
A sprinkler that could wipe out the dark forces and restore vitality to the soil.
Flashbangs that could take out a whole field of dark monsters with a single throw.
The delicate-looking young man stood on the city wall, apparently as frail as could be.
The dark commander charged at him with a sinister grin. "Pretty boy, since you're so determined to get yourself killed, don't blame me..."
With a bang, the dark commander vanished in a flash of white light.
"Pretty boy, my ass. Vegetable thieves, die!" Shi Yu said with a cold snort as he put away his gun.
The pope, the duke, and the captain of the knights: Your Majesty is awesome!
*The protagonist isn't exactly a good person. Everything is in the service of better farming!
*
Here's another silly variety-show novel I'm planning to write:
"Is Your Mermaid Talent for Making Friends?"
The heroine is a social butterfly who can strike up a conversation with any dog that passes by.
One day, she transmigrates into a book and becomes the eldest daughter of a wealthy family, unloved by both her father and mother. Her only passion is singing, and she joins a televised talent show to pursue her dream. But the director has been bribed by her family and maliciously edits her scenes to get her eliminated. In the end, the original owner of the body can only give up on her dream and become a pawn in a marriage alliance.
When she opens her eyes, the heroine has arrived at the time when she's competing on the show. There's good news and bad news.
The good news: This body comes with the innate talent of a mermaid songstress.
The bad news: She's going to be eliminated next episode.
No big deal. First, let's grab a bite to eat.
She sees a trainee coming out of the cafeteria and casually asks, "Hey, sis, what was good for lunch today?"
For some reason, the moment the trainee hears her question, she recalls how delicious the food was and eagerly recommends it to the heroine.
By the end of the meal, they've become close lunch buddies.
On her way to the practice room to walk off lunch, she sees a trainee practicing dance alone and asks with concern, "Hey, sis, why aren't you eating?"
The trainee, who had been trying to act strong, suddenly feels a warmth in her heart and can't help wanting to cry.
The heroine can't stand to see a beautiful girl cry, so she comforts her in every way she can.
In the end, the trainee takes her hand and asks to be her closest friend.
Before the next episode's elimination recording, all the trainees get a chance to livestream.
The director had planned to quietly restrict the heroine's exposure. He never expected the trainees ranked first, second, third... and all the way down to the teens to force their way into the same room to livestream with her.
The fans: ???
Who is this trainee? How does she know our idol so well?
She can chat with more than a dozen people at once and still keep up? That's amazing!
Wait, she's actually pretty funny. I'm not sure yet, let's keep listening.
Girls, let's start voting like special forces tonight to keep our favorite online snack around!
Her scumbag parents try to use their influence against her, but wealthy heiresses and domineering CEOs rush to hold them back.
#Don't you dare interfere with our precious time chatting with our idol!#
Theme: An inspiring story about saving another world through technology.
Muir's level of loyalty to his city lord... Can you please clarify, otherwise I will start spreading rumors (manual funny)
Ah? Quite interesting, what a pity
Take less? ! (Kavi-style shock)
Put it this way. . . It's really no different from robbery. . .
Help hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It's okay, you're not married anyway, so being a cuckold is nothing.
Being treated as a tool to gain favor by colleagues, it's miserable
Ah, it turns out I don't want to write it anymore... It's a pity (sigh) Mrs. Rubbing, there's no need to force it. If you want to avoid similar things from happening again, you can refine some important content and even the plot in advance. This may make it easier to write? (I'm just talking nonsense if I haven't written anything, don't blame qvq if I'm wrong)
But I still hope that one day my wife will suddenly have the inspiration to tinker with this book~ The protagonist who is both good and evil but has an inexplicable rustic (ish) temperament that goes up and down is really unique.
Um. . . But in the middle I always felt like I was really cheating. . .
If so, you will find out if you look it up.
Although the household registration is sometimes a bit troublesome. But that's why it was invented
No more writing? ... Okay, okay, okay
Muir's level of loyalty to his city lord... Can you please clarify, otherwise I will start spreading rumors (manual funny)
Ah? Quite interesting, what a pity
Take less? ! (Kavi-style shock) Put it this way. . . It's really no different from robbery. . .
Help hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It's okay, you're not married anyway, so being a cuckold is nothing.
Being treated as a tool to gain favor by colleagues, it's miserable
Ah, it turns out I don't want to write it anymore... It's a pity (sigh) Mrs. Rubbing, there's no need to force it. If you want to avoid similar things from happening again, you can refine some important content and even the plot in advance. This may make it easier to write? (I'm just talking nonsense if I haven't written anything, don't blame qvq if I'm wrong) But I still hope that one day my wife will suddenly have the inspiration to tinker with this book~ The protagonist who is both good and evil but has an inexplicable rustic (ish) temperament that goes up and down is really unique.
Um. . . But in the middle I always felt like I was really cheating. . .
If so, you will find out if you look it up. Although the household registration is sometimes a bit troublesome. But that's why it was invented