I Became a Star Across Worlds Through Livestreaming [Goofy]

[Ridiculously funny wish-fulfillment story. Please follow the author's page!] Xue Lian transmigrates into the body of an entertainer on Planet G. The original owner's film shoot ended in an explosion that blew up an interstellar farm. She has no choice but to leave the entertainment industry and scrape by doing odd jobs. A post-apocalyptic full-dive game opens for public beta testing. The game company invites elite professionals and lucky ordinary people from all walks of life to enter a zombie-infested world together and take part in a survival variety show. Xue Lian is one of the lucky ordinary players invited. Before transmigrating, players can choose the supernatural ability they want. When it's Xue Lian's turn, the System glitches, and she doesn't get any ability at all. Unexpectedly, she becomes a supernatural ability power bank: the closer an ability user is to her, the stronger their powers become. For example, a psychic whose ability is only level 0.5 has to say, humiliatingly, "Guess who I am" before using it. But after holding onto a corner of Xue Lian's clothes, his psychic power instantly surges to level six. His mental network covers the whole city, and he even finds the eyeshadow Xue Lian has been looking for. Then there's a level-five metal ability user who usually likes to show off with little metal blades, pretending to be a swordsman. But after holding onto a corner of Xue Lian's clothes, his metal ability instantly surges to level ten. He feels like he could poke a hole in the sky! The viewers don't know about her special ability, and feel sorry for her, saying, "Nobody wants to team up with her anymore." Elite Player A: A genius doctor renowned for his unparalleled intellect and two doctoral degrees. After entering the game: He falls into the trap of the BingxiXi "slash once to get a discount" scheme, always just one slash away from success. He cries, he goes crazy, and begs Xue Lian to slash for him. He successfully cashes out, and from then on, Xue Lian is his god. Elite Player B: He's starred in countless terrible movies, yet his immense popularity has kept him firmly at the top of the interstellar entertainment industry. He boldly declares that he'll be the apocalypse's hero and save the world. After entering the game: He's thrown in jail on the very first day and suffers behind bars, unable to participate. All he can do is sit in his cell and write, tearfully, "Battle Diary, Day 1: Xue Lian, save me." Xue Lian: My teammates are all so brave, but why are they all such idiots? Every other player wants to raise Xue Lian's favorability. Viewers: Not strong, but always freeloading. - After Xue Lian's power-bank ability is exposed, the base lord learns about her "ability" and sneaks off in the middle of the night with the helpless weakling Xue Lian. A day later, Xue Lian has ransacked the entire base. The base lord, whose home has been robbed by Xue Lian, bursts into tears on the spot: Who robbed whom, exactly? Xue Lian, the weakling, speeds across the desert on her motorcycle, with a toothless level-six zombie tied to the back, heading to meet up with her teammates. Level-six zombie: Save me! - Viewers: [Where did Xue Lian get that pocket dimension? This isn't a pocket dimension, it's a whole cultivation world! And a husky spirit pet, something we've never seen before. This is so flashy, I'm crying.] White Wolf Star Lord: What is a husky? I am the ancient spirit beast, White Wolf Star Lord. Woof! Also known as: "You All Treat Me Like a Superpower Battery, But I'm Not Letting Just Anyone Use Me. Roar!"; "You Have Superpowers, I Cultivate Immortality"; "I Accidentally Turned the Entire Interstellar World (and Its Farms) Green"; "They Say Spare the Rod, Spoil the Child. I Beat My Husky Every Day, and It Wagged Its Tail, Turned into a Person, and Claimed to Be White Wolf Star Lord. It Says I Owe It 723 Beatings. I'm So Proud of This Kid"; "Shocking! A God Has Lost His Fertilized Egg, and the Whole Internet Is Offering a Reward"; "I Became a Big Shot in Three Worlds, and It Wasn't Entirely Thanks to My Dad" My new story, "After Leaving the Industry, I Promoted Traditional Chinese Medicine and Became a Sensation," is now underway. Please support it! A dating show made Ye Tangli offend half the entertainment industry, and the men in showbiz were so wary of her that they stayed as far away as possible. After Ye Tangli transmigrates back, she learns that she's the original novel's female lead, while the female supporting character has a golden finger System. Why bother with all that? She just wants to leave showbiz and devote herself to promoting traditional Chinese medicine. On the show, she couldn't be lazier if she tried, and she was as difficult as possible. To a top-tier star who'd spent three hours preparing lunch, she says, "How can you eat food this awful?" Then she devours three bowls of rice herself. Online commenters: [Then shut your mouth!] Ye Tangli promptly makes a whole table of fragrant medicinal dishes, allowing the top-tier star only one bite of each. The next day, his chronic condition is cured. The top-tier star nearly falls to his knees. A seventeen-year-old, domineering young hero comes to work in Ye Tangli's medicinal herb garden and boasts, "I only need seven days to become the owner of this garden." Seven days later, the seventeen-year-old young hero is covered in blood, his head split open. "From now on, Lili is the only person who can touch my vulnerable side." A cool, aloof immortal man glides over the ice, cold and elegant. Ye Tangli: You idiot, the ice is about to break. The immortal man is drowning. "Tangtang, save me, glug glug." During interviews, Ye Tangli does everything she can to make herself look bad. Media: Why are you so cruel to them? Is it to leave an indelible mark on their lives? Ye Tangli: No, it's because I'm afraid of men. :) Fans of all sides: No, no, no, there's nobody kinder or cuter than Lili. Ye Tangli: ? Ye Tangli thinks she's finally become completely irrelevant, but instead she becomes famous overnight. - Ye Tangli, chief imperial physician of the palace, has transmigrated back to 2268. She becomes a newly graduated postgraduate. When she gets her degree certificate, Ye Tangli takes a closer look: Chinese Medicine Archaeology, specialization in theology. She knows each of the words, but has no idea what they mean put together. It turns out this world has advanced medicine and technology. If an organ goes bad, they just cut it out and replace it. Everyone looks down on traditional Chinese medicine, believing it to be the work of quacks from a long-extinct underworld. Ye Tangli clenches her fists. She can't let that slander stand! She creates an account called "Jianghu Lame" and starts livestreaming consultations, beginning her quest to restore traditional Chinese medicine's reputation. The world's most beautiful male star has undergone three artificial skin replacements, yet his face is still ruined. His assistant, with nothing left to lose, seeks out "Jianghu Lame." Male star: I'm not going. Traditional Chinese medicine is all a bunch of frauds. Ye Tangli: Lupus erythematosus is easy to treat with traditional Chinese medicine. After recovering, the world's most beautiful male star says, "Master Lame, you're my second parent. Traditional Chinese medicine is the GOAT." The lame miracle doctor gradually opens up the market, and more and more people come to appreciate the wonders of traditional Chinese medicine. An interstellar pirate who doesn't want to lose his manhood comes to her on the strength of her reputation, his face red. "Master Lame, I've got an STD. I don't want to have it cut out." Ye Tangli: I can treat it. Interstellar pirate: Master Lame is the one and only big sister of all interstellar pirates! Every patient who comes to Ye Tangli lying down leaves walking upright. Traditional Chinese medicine takes off, its fame spreading throughout the universe. Theme: Love is a step on the ladder of human civilization