A plane crash, and the whole plane is filled with domineering CEOs, Nobel Prize winners, and foreign princes. They all transmigrate into a book, landing in the same village as minor characters A, B, and C around Tongtong, the wretched real daughter. The village is poor, truly poor.
People and pigs eat the same food! The pigs are better fed than the people.
Three months later.
The pigs eat ginseng.
The cows eat Manila grass turf.
The rice won't grow ears? No problem. The biologist in our village will genetically modify it.
There's no school in the village? No problem. We've got ten kinds of experts here: physicists, chemists, mathematicians...
No paved roads? No problem. Every household in our village has its own private plane.
The village's collective funds are invested for dividends, bringing in billions a year.
Tongtong's biological father and her fake-daughter sister called Tongtong. His tone was a little disdainful. "The village infrastructure is terrible. The car can't get through. Your dad and sister will come pick you up."
Tongtong: "Just wait a sec, okay?"
Ten minutes later, a pink private plane landed beside a black Volkswagen. Two people, one tall and one short, jumped out. Tongtong complained to her second older brother, who had flown the plane: "You gave me a pink plane for my birthday. I'm embarrassed to fly it anywhere."
Her biological father and fake-daughter sister: "..."
Tongtong was the darling of the whole village, the village's great hope. If you ignored the ten Harvard graduates who kept forcing her to apply to Tsinghua, her life was pretty great.
When Tongtong was old enough to marry, the village chief rounded up the village's ten CEOs. "You don't like the men in our village? If one isn't enough, take two. If two aren't enough, marry all ten and bring them home."
Tongtong: "..."
[The male lead is Ba Sen, and he and the female lead aren't on the same household register. They aren't biological siblings in either the real world or the novel.]
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The moment Pearl opened the door, she transmigrated into a book. The moment she opened the door, she found herself in a bloodbath. She transmigrated through four old-school tragic romance novels in a row.
First door: Selling a Kidney to Save Dad
Male lead: "Give her your kidney, and I'll give you the money."
Pearl grabbed the doctor's hand. "Sorry, my kidney has a stone."
The male lead, waiting for a kidney transplant for his beloved: "..."
Second door: The Bride-to-Be
Male lead: "Take her place in prison, and I'll marry you."
Three years later, only two skeletons, one large and one small, remained in the prison.
Pearl, transmigrated as a skeleton: "MMP, hurry up and marry me!"
(Only the male lead can see the female lead as a skeleton. Everyone else sees her as a stunning Mary Sue.)
Third door: The Stand-In White Moonlight Can't Be Bothered to Cultivate
Master: "Wretched disciple, if you don't cultivate soon, our sect is doomed."
Pearl, flopped down like a lazy fish: "I'm just a stand-in, so let it be doomed. Master, your disciple begs you to work hard at cultivation."
Master: "...I have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it."
Pearl: "MMP."
Fourth door: To be decided
After being put through four rounds of face-slapping and tragic romance, Pearl thought: At last, it's over.
Fifth door: All four male leads show up at her house at once.
The male lead from Selling a Kidney to Save Dad clutches his heart, a trace of blood at the corner of his mouth: "I'm sorry, baby. I was wrong."
The male lead from The Bride-to-Be: "Baby, you've put on weight. You looked better before."
The male lead from The Stand-In White Moonlight Can't Be Bothered to Cultivate: "Last night I was still the apple of your eye. Why are there other men in your room today?"
Pearl closes her eyes in despair. If she'd known there was a final, ultimate bloodbath, she never would have acted so recklessly before.
Coming soon, Book 2: The Princess's Consort
(The "consort" is a woman disguised as a man, and the "princess" is a man disguised as a woman.)
By a twist of fate, Lin Yun changed her name to Lin Yun and went to the capital to take the imperial examinations so she could save her father.
Lin Yun placed third in the palace examination. On the night of the emperor's banquet for the officials, the Sixth Princess, whom Lin Yun had only met a few times, cornered her and demanded that she marry her.
Looking at the Sixth Princess, who was taller than her, Lin Yun had no idea what to do and declined again and again. But the Sixth Princess wouldn't take no for an answer, only gazing at her with a beaming smile.
Lin Yun swallowed. "Your Highness, you won't be happy if you marry me."
The princess asked patiently, "Why?"
Lin Yun turned scarlet and stammered, "I... I'm no good in that department."
The princess froze, then smiled brilliantly, her face luminous as the moon. "That's all right. I am."
**
The Sixth Princess "died," and the new emperor ascended the throne, but Consort Lin still lived in the princess's residence.
The new emperor often visited the princess's residence.
Then the court officials suddenly noticed that Consort Lin's belly had grown...
The new emperor rubbed his forehead. "A Yun, stop messing around. Come be my empress."
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Theme: Ahhh!
It sucks, it doesn't look good at all
This ending is not good at all???
You really lost the plot, ahhhhhh!
It's so bloody, I can't stand it. If it's that simple, the phrase "it would be nice if..." That Tongtong could use before is nothing.
Happy New Year(?▽?)! Always smile!
Hahahahaha(?ω?)Hiahiahia
Oh shit, shit, this logic is wrong. Is there no trace of this amnesia for 5 months?
Oh shit, shit, this logic is wrong. Is there no trace of this amnesia for 5 months?
Why isn't it updated?
Come on! Keep it up!