[Pre-recorded tapes of "The Villain Forces Me to Cultivate Immortality" and "The Red Baby Variety Show with My Agent Mom" roared and broke, begging for acceptance]
Xu Ruyuan and her opponent's fans complained about his sudden death all night long, and he dressed up as his idol "Xu Ruyuan".
"Make a Wish" just committed suicide after being bullied by the Internet, and the computer is still live broadcasting with other actors in the same crew, making the TV series popular.
Everyone pushed against the wall, and the cast and crew were collectively pouring oil on her.
Male No. 3: "This is the room card Xu Ruyuan gave me last night. Ha, you know I'm handsome but I'm not just a casual person."
She could actually hear the voice of the Tiffany antique clock behind him: [laughing, people who don't know the words are worthy of being idols.
Hey! It's not a dead end, she has a golden finger that can hear the cultural relics' voices.
Xu Ruyuan: "Look at your card again. Your brain has shrunk like this and you can't even recognize the words. I'm giving you a library card and hope you can learn more."
Netizen: [Hazy, you don't know the word "lending card"?
[Pfft hahahaha, brain atrophy condition O-0-o-·]
[Laughing so hard, he actually showed us the camera of the loan card.
The director accused: "We borrowed antiques from collectors to make the green phoenix crown. The antiques cost 20 million. Look, Xu Ruyuan just broke them."
The director's antique vase: [The fake phoenix crown was really sold to a foreigner by his nephew.
Asking for a hammer, Xu Ruyuan appraised it on the spot: "Dyeing goose feathers instead of real green feathers, the silk craftsmanship is rough, your nephew stole the real phoenix crown and sold it, oh, the foreigner just got on the plane, it's too late to chase it now."
The director made a phone call, rolled his eyes and fainted on the spot.
After successfully recovering Fengguan, the collector canceled her 20.08 Million debt and paid her 1 million in mental damages.
The only queen who shows kindness to her both on and off screen has been depressed recently. She has always wanted a second daughter but has never been able to get pregnant.
Shiba Zi Bracelet: [Save her, can you get pregnant if your actor husband feeds you birth control pills every day? Her biological son was lost, and the son she adopted now was the son of her young artist and her husband.
After Xu Ruyuan informed him, he angrily slapped the actor eighteen times, causing his house to collapse.
With the matchmaking behind the scenes, Xu Ruyuan received a good script and a good variety show.
The world is so big and she wanted to see it, so she accepted a travel variety show.
Fans: [My sister is at a great opportunity to develop her career. Why do you want to take on this crappy variety show?
During the travel variety show that was scheduled to hit the street, Xu Ruyi unexpectedly discovered the lost ruins of the Loulan ancient country.
The Guojia Cultural Relics Protection Bureau issued three commendations to Xu Ruyuan, and top and popular idols competed to be guests.
The Ming Dynasty dragon pattern bricks in the Daying Museum sent a distress signal: [Save Longlong, Longlong wants to go home.
Xu Ruyu: Come, come, the motherland and I are coming.
So far, no cultural relics, including the twelve animal heads, the elephant trunk bottle, and the female history's admonitions, could escape her return home.
Xu Ruyuan became a hit and became the hope for a national treasure to return home.
The travel variety show has become a national treasure coming home variety show, touching countless Chinese people who watch the live broadcast every day to take the national treasure home.
-Small theater-
She said bitterly to the fans of Xiaohua: [What kind of ability does it depend on a man? Her mysterious husband bought all the cultural relics back to China.
But as foreign museums scramble to return millions of cultural relics, and even invite Xu Ruyuan to travel to their country, elites from the land, sea and air force protect her...
Opponent Xiaohua fans: [... Motor, so cool, it can climb the wall]
Xiaohua's fans quietly picked up Xu Ruyuan, and unexpectedly met her own little flower on a narrow road. It turned out that her own little flower had already climbed the wall first, and was begging Xu Ruyu's autograph with tears in her eyes: "Sister! Sister! No man in the world can match my sister! I'll do it, sister."
Isn't it the most normal thing to fall in love with a national treasure star?
--Pre-receipt of "The Villain and the Traitor Forced Me to Cultivation as an Immortal"--
Qi Shuiyin, who can pierce the sky with one sword and destroy the path to ascension for thousands of monks, is a villain hated by everyone in the world of cultivation. He is handsome, strong, and cheap.
Qi Shuiyin could clearly ascend, but he still refused to leave the world of cultivation because a decent person killed his mother three thousand years ago. If he wanted to kill his mother, he would personally destroy the path to ascension of these hypocrites and crush their lifelong pursuit.
Qi Shuiyin was very skilled at stabbing the sky a second before a decent cultivator ascended to immortality. After the heaven had been cultivated, he stabbed, stabbed, and stabbed again!
Decent people:?%&@?*&%
No decent people have ascended in hundreds of years. They came up with a way to send a few disciples back to three thousand years ago to kill Qi Shuiyin before Qi's mother was pregnant, so that there would be no more villains Qi Shuiyin.
The time and space formation was running, the cold wind was biting, Qi Shuiyin's eyes were cold, and he actually appeared in the formation and sneered at Han Guangjun, "I will take good care of your disciples."
Han Guangjun, the most upright person, has been stagnant for a thousand years. If you want to ask him who he hates the most, do you need to say? He stood up and stepped into the space-time formation...
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Junsha is an ordinary scholarly girl. She is neither a protagonist nor a supporting character. She is just an outer disciple with no skills.
One day a handsome man stood at her door: "I am your son."
Junsha: I'm afraid I'm not seriously ill.
The "son" is three thousand years old, and she is only twenty!
Qi Shuiyin had two purposes for looking back in time. First, to spend some time with his mother so that her mother would become stronger and not be harmed by bad people. Second, to find out who the dog man was who betrayed his mother.
Qi Shuiyin defended himself day and night, but he didn't expect that the heartless man was actually the most upright person...
Intention: Travel through thousands of years of history, listen to the voice of cultural relics, and become new over time
Reader comments
The white snake and the green snake are so apt, I love them!
"She also has no real assurance" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Okay, I'll check in too. I told you about Baizhang. I didn't notice it before. Baizhang spreads flowers. [Spread flowers]
Aren't you afraid of being reported? Fraud in the college entrance examination is very serious. Even if you tell the male protagonist, you actually tell other people. Even if you have to tell your good friends, you should tell them not to tell them.
Hey, everything is going to be fine!
There are no pitfalls yet, right?
Updated, please [poor]
I cried, teacher, can I still wait for you?
Damn it! What a delicious article! Why? Don't write it anymore. Let's write it again.
It's okay, as long as you don't run away, it's fine. If you don't have inspiration for a moment, don't hold it in. Occasionally, leave a note to let me know that you haven't run away. Please [crying]
The white snake and the green snake are so apt, I love them!
"She also has no real assurance" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Okay, I'll check in too. I told you about Baizhang. I didn't notice it before. Baizhang spreads flowers. [Spread flowers]
Aren't you afraid of being reported? Fraud in the college entrance examination is very serious. Even if you tell the male protagonist, you actually tell other people. Even if you have to tell your good friends, you should tell them not to tell them.
Hey, everything is going to be fine!
There are no pitfalls yet, right? Updated, please [poor]
I cried, teacher, can I still wait for you?
Damn it! What a delicious article! Why? Don't write it anymore. Let's write it again.
It's okay, as long as you don't run away, it's fine. If you don't have inspiration for a moment, don't hold it in. Occasionally, leave a note to let me know that you haven't run away. Please [crying]
I'm angry, this stepmother is too much