A Corporate Drone's Chaotic, Crazy Everyday Life

[Tentative: Bungo Stray Dogs, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, The Way of the Househusband, No Game No Life]

I'm Wewenming, and I got blown away on the day I transmigrated.

In the 0.01 seconds I spent flying through the air, I thought about a lot of things: my pointless past and my pointless future.

What's the point of a life where you can see the end from the beginning?

So I decided to quit playing along.

Even though I was lucky enough to be taken in and raised afterward, and then lucky enough to land a secure government job,

I still decided to become a crazy bastard.

In the end, I became a crazy, shameless corporate drone.

"Good morning, Chief Taneda. Your bald head is shining brightly again today!"

"Good evening, Ango. You have even less hair today."

"Tachihara, welcome back from your undercover assignment. By the way, let me ask you loudly: have you confessed to Gin yet?"

"Tetchou, did you know? Mixing foods of seven different colors makes them taste better."

"Overtime? I, ptooey!"

I know you don't want to hear it, but I want to say it.

Everybody, get hyped with me!!!

Content warnings:

1. Wewenming was trained in the intelligence division and is good at manipulating people (a training subject for extracting information). Crazy + rascal = crazy rascal.

2. Wewenming is adopted by Sakaguchi Ango, and the pairing is Sakaguchi Ango. Don't read if that's not your thing.

3. (First-person + third-person narration), read with care.

4. Wewenming starts out with amnesia.

Theme: I'm going to make myself happy