Hang In There, I Can Survive!

{The main story wraps up this week. Thank you, little angels, for reading along all this time.}

[Main story is told in third person]

I transmigrated into a world made up of literary figures, called Bungo Stray Dogs, and got a System to go with it.

Based on my performance in my previous life, I drew the supernatural ability: A Life of Uselessness.

Now I have two choices:

One: Let the System randomly pick three skills for the ability 'A Life of Uselessness'.

Two: Define the ability myself, in one sentence.

I gritted my teeth, agonized over it, and chose the random option.

"Congratulations! You've drawn: You're no good at anything, but you're number one at eating and drinking. (Skill One)"

"Skills Two and Three are locked."

"Skill Two unlock progress: 0%"

On November 11, 2010, I transmigrated into the supernatural world of Bungo Stray Dogs. My identity card read:

Name: Unknown

Gender: Female

Age: Unknown

Supernatural Ability: A Life of Uselessness

Ability Skill: You're no good at anything, but you're number one at eating and drinking

Money: 0"

"Main Quest: Survive

Reward: Undetermined"

Unknown: I could make up a clay figurine and it'd be better than the stuff above.

Warnings:

1. A lighthearted story, updates whenever. Everyone is single, with bonds but no romance.

2. If a case comes up... this is a lighthearted story, so I recommend skipping it.

3. The protagonist is a couch potato, and stays one until the age of thirty-five, when she gets what she wanted and dies. Not sure about any big heroic moments. Being silly is what makes life fun.

The couch potato Unknown says: When life thinks I'm an idiot, maybe it won't give me a hard time.

Theme: I love myself