A Feeding Guide for the Catlike Evil God

[The whole story is being rewritten yet again. I'm seriously stuck: I've already outlined the chapters, but can't get the actual prose down. Updates are expected to resume on Valentine's Day, February 14, next year... Hiding my face] Ling Shuang awakens from a thousand years of slumber and becomes the famous cat senior at school. The little black cat patrols his territory, until one day someone who feels strangely familiar appears on campus. Investigator Qi Huai: "I picked up a cat. It keeps meowing and begging to come home with me." Everyone at the Investigation Bureau: "???" Some time later, a certain villain says, "Ha! Bet you didn't see this coming. The ace of your Investigation Bureau, the so-called hope of humanity, has become the evil god's lackey!" Qi Huai: "That's right. I'm the evil god's dog." Everyone at the Investigation Bureau: "???" The villain: "???" Don't use abbreviations at a time like this, hey! * Ling Shuang decides to grant three wishes for the divine servant he has chosen. For the first wish, a human asks him not to hurt anyone else. He agrees. For the second wish, a human asks him to return their feelings. He agrees. For the third wish, the battered human doesn't choose to save himself, but instead asks him to save this world on the brink of collapse. He agrees once more. "All three wishes have been granted." The evil god calmly asks, "Are you ready to pay the price?" Qi Huai gazes at him affectionately. "My soul has belonged to you for a long time." "I don't want your soul," the evil god says without mercy. "Today, I want three ice creams!" For the sake of some delicious ice cream, the catlike evil god is saving the world again today. * One-on-one romance, happy ending, both are each other's first and only, mutual pining, the top pursues the bottom and dotes on him. No pairing reversals or fanfic pairings, and no secondary couples. Contains a little horror and suspense, but nobody dies. Everyone gets a happy ending. Human investigator top, Qi Huai x evil god little black cat bottom, Ling Shuang A lighthearted, goofy couple in a ridiculous comedy where everyone is a lovable idiot. Theme: The world may not be as wonderful as you imagine, but please don't choose to leave too soon just because you're disappointed. Those who hope for a better world are still working toward it. If you're willing, please join them.