The Untouchable Beauty Doesn't Have a Chuunibyou

[Full rewrite complete, updates every night at 9:00] Yan Qiu is an aloof beauty on a high peak, cool and distant, making people afraid to approach him. He and Tang Weirong married by agreement. They had no real feelings for each other and were more like ideal roommates. A year later, Yan Qiu proposed ending their marriage. But just days after the divorce, Tang Weirong received an invitation to Yan Qiu's funeral. The funeral host: "We've gathered here today to celebrate our friend Yan Qiu leaving this rotting, stinking world!" The star of the funeral flung open the coffin and lunged at the host with claws bared. "Who the hell wrote this speech?!" Tang Weirong: "???" Wait, where was that tall, aloof beauty? How had he come back from the dead as a mutant?! * Yan Qiu was ready to say goodbye to his old life, so he held himself a funeral. Before he could start his new life, his family cornered him at the crematorium. He climbed over the wall to escape and jumped into the car his ex-husband had parked by the road to the crematorium. "Where to?" Driver Tang asked. Yan Qiu hadn't decided where he wanted to go. For now, all that mattered was getting moving. On the run from home, Yan Qiu got a call from his mother. "Wait, you two couldn't live happily together when you were married, but the moment you divorced, you ran off together? How exciting!" #I eloped with my ex-husband after our divorce# #The aloof beauty isn't suffering from a teenage phase# * One-on-one, happy ending, both each other's first and only love, mutual feelings, the male lead dotes on the male lead, plenty of ensemble cast scenes, no side couples, no breaking up or reversing the pairing A seemingly goofy and silly but actually dependable male lead (Tang Weirong) X An aloof beauty to outsiders, but really a rebellious young man (Yan Qiu) A lighthearted, sweet little story, carefree, absurd, and illogical, around a hundred thousand characters, a short-to-medium-length novel Theme: Ideals never die, and neither does romance