Did the Dumb Bully Cry Today?

Li Zhi is a villain in a comedy. As everyone knows, villains in comedies are never very smart or lucky, so he was a terrible student growing up and relied on his mouth to win fights.

And because of censorship requirements, even though he was written as a school bully, the “cigarettes” he smoked were cheese sticks, the “alcohol” he drank was goji berry tea, his tattoos were bubble-gum stickers, and the protection money he collected was his part-time wages...

Even when he stayed out all night, he was only allowed to draw turtles in the library!

Li Zhi: ...What’s the point of being a villain like this?

Finally, one day, he was selected by the transmigrate-into-a-book bureau. The System entrusted him with an important mission: “As a villain, your bleak prospects and laughable abilities are exactly what we’ve been looking for! Are you willing to become an evil NPC and trip up the protagonist on his path to success?!”

Li Zhi had never been trusted and praised like this before. He was thrilled. “I’m willing!!!”

The System: “Great! Remember, you’re a playboy villain. You must take the protagonist by force and torment him in body and spirit, so he can fully experience the brutal beatings of love! Then he’ll devote himself wholeheartedly to his career!”

Li Zhi: “I can do that!!”

And yet...

When he forcefully pinned the “poor little thing” protagonist, who was a head taller than him, against the wall and tried to kiss him fiercely...

The poor little protagonist put a hand on his waist.

“Not here. Your body won’t be able to handle it.”

Li Zhi: ???

Are you looking down on me, you vicious, evil school bully!!!

[A ferociously yowling, constantly bristling useless kitty bottom X a wolfish top who goes from pure-hearted to perverted]

Reading guide:

◇ A logic-defying, silly comedy. Leave your brain at the door before reading; it’s even more enjoyable if you read mindlessly.

◇ As everyone knows, bookmarking and subscribing are the best ways to motivate an author to work around the clock.

◇ According to the rules of the martial world, shout “Author, you’re awesome!” before reading, and you’ll earn one bewildered look from a passerby.

[Blurb archived on 10.22]

Theme: School bullying is unacceptable