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★Bowing and begging you to bookmark my upcoming novel: Transmigrating into a Flower City Fanfic and Mistaking the Demon Lord for a Doormat Shou★
[Blurb]
Yuan Xiao transmigrates into a cultivation world as a lovesick simp with every buff imaginable, yet too useless to amount to anything.
His sect leader master is thoroughly disappointed in him, his fellow disciples are furious at his lack of ambition, and everyone has a negative favorability score toward him, making every step a struggle.
The Daji System, which transmigrated alongside him, cheers him on:
[Don't worry, Host! Just complete the beginner mission and open your starter pack. Countless charm items will help you win the hearts of everyone in no time! The aloof Sword Venerable, the transcendent Buddha's Disciple, the domineering Demon King... They'll all be at your feet!]
Yuan Xiao: ...Thanks, but I'm a chef!!
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The cultivation world has a woeful food culture.
Countless cultivators regard the desire for good food as a fearsome beast, afraid that meals might disrupt their Daoist hearts. All the spirit plants and spirit beasts are boiled into a pot of mush. Taste doesn't matter, only preserving the spiritual energy. Opening a food stall and finding customers in a world like this doesn't look promising.
Daji System: [Host, you can make full use of your charm items. If everyone likes you, won't they support your food business?]
Yuan Xiao: You're right.
Then he turns around and sets up matchmaking for the Sword Venerable, the Buddha's Disciple, the Demon King, and all the leaders of the cultivation world...
But with his snacks.
Aloof Sword Venerable (eyes flickering): What a tofu pudding, so brilliant and exquisitely beautiful...
Transcendent Buddha's Disciple (Daoist heart trembling): What a lotus pastry, so clever and charming...
Domineering Demon King (soul shaken): What a dry-pot shrimp dish, so bewitching and breathtaking...
Daji System: ?
Yuan Xiao: Great. I couldn't have done it without your items.
Daji System: Wait... What are you doing?!
Yuan Xiao: Grinding the charm aura into seasoning powder.
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Many years later.
When future generations study the history of cultivation, the first page features a chef's portrait in plain sight:
"This is the greatest demon in the cultivation world. He single-handedly brought ruin to the entire continent. From then on, the demonic cultivators grew as fat as pigs, and countless sword immortals put on weight."
"People of the time called him..."
"The Daji of the Cultivation World's Cuisine."
Gourmet food √ Running a business √ Beloved by everyone √ Shady boss (crossed out) leading the cultivation world to prosperity through hard work √
[Straight-laced chef shou, full of tricks but clueless about romance x aloof on the outside, silly on the inside, the Sword Venerable gong who is both pet and husband]
Reader's guide:
1. The gong has a little dragon avatar. Though the little dragon is a gong, it's very catlike, so just think of it as a pet.
Why a cat? Because I have cats now, two of them, hehehehehe
2. The pacing is a little slow in the first few chapters because there's a lot of setup. That's just my writing habit, but I'll fix it later!
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Here's another upcoming novel: the silly, sweet foodie comedy Transmigrating into a Flower City Fanfic and Mistaking the Demon Lord for a Doormat Shou (There is no doormat!!!!)
Blurb:
Chi Yao transmigrates into a Flower City novel.
But he doesn't know that this Flower City novel is actually fanfiction based on a male-lead, villain-focused story. And the original novel he's transmigrated into is a male-lead power fantasy about someone who rules the world and slaughters the entire cultivation realm.
The male lead as he imagines him: weak and pitiful, poisoned by a certain drug and transformed into a shuang'er, then abused by the entire cultivation world.
The male lead in reality: an extraordinary alpha, sinister and terrifying. Beneath his cool, ethereal appearance, he's utterly brutal and ruthless.
Thinking he's the only lovesick simp the pitiful doormat shou can trust, Chi Yao is suddenly overwhelmed with affection and rushes over every day to look after him.
Asking after his health and playing the hero are just the basics. He also badmouths the protagonist's suitors every day, afraid that if the protagonist lets his guard down, the people waiting outside the door will trick him out of his heart and body.
The powerful figures from every realm, whom he'd mistaken for people scheming against the "protagonist shou" but who are actually enslaved by a soul pact: "..."
If you want to die, go die by yourself! If you anger the demon, we're all doomed!!
Then they see the great Demon King, usually sinister, ruthless, and moody, leaning pale and coughing in Chi Yao's arms, asking him to feed him medicine.
Everyone: "..."
Holy crap!
[Softhearted angel shou who stumbles down the wrong path x crazy movie-star gong who's fearless in every way but his appearance]
Theme: Learn to make good use of your resources
I PUA'd the Infinite World Again
After Entering an Erotic Fanfic, I Mistook the Demon Lord for a Rag
The Dragon's Wish
Self-Challenge Short Story Collection
To Someone Whose Name I Don't Know
My Nemesis Keeps Calling Me His Wife [Book Transmigration]
Put Down Your Butcher's Knife and Get Married [Quick Transmigration]
I’m Raising Cats on a Galactic Livestream
A Collection of Strange Long Reviews
Secret Crush Diary
Press claw. Tonight I had Fuding pork slices (Wenzhou lean meatballs?), Tiger skin rolls and puffs. The meatballs are very chewy and bouncy. Seaweed and dried shrimps are added to the soup, which makes it taste fresher. The tiger skin rolls are sweet and soft, and I like the sweet sauce inside the most. The puffs are packed with cream, sweet but not greasy, and are well received. However, there are no Chinese dim sum stores nearby, and it seems that they are rarely sold there. For late night snack, prepare fried skewers with lemon tea to relieve your tiredness. I like eating fried cabbage very much. I am not interested in fried cabbage, but I prefer fried cabbage. It has a wonderful crunchy texture. Well, it was a happy night. Speaking of water chestnut cakes, I remembered that I saw a video of a northern up owner from Station B going to the south to eat and have fun two days ago. He also went to try water chestnut cakes. Up owner: The bits inside this look like apples. They are crunchy and sweet. Can you tell me if they are locals? Barrage: Guess why it's called water chestnut cake. I want to eat coconut milk layer cake and coconut balls_(:з∠)_ I also want to drink coconut milk sago.
Ancient version of Hai and Haidilao?
Warm reminder: Today's update will probably take place in the middle of the night. I'm at work and don't have time to type. TAT
I love sweets, and I usually prefer Western-style desserts. I feel like it's easy to buy Western-style desserts that taste good now. I feel that it is difficult to make delicious Chinese desserts, which require special skills. For example, peach cakes, I have never liked them before, and the ones I tasted were dry and oily. It wasn't until my aunt bought peach cakes from a store that was doing very well that I realized that it wasn't that the food wasn't delicious, but that the craftsmanship wasn't good enough. The peach cakes from that store were fragrant and crispy, not dry at all, but left an endless aftertaste.
It smells so good that my mouth is watering [wipe] I have to praise my wife for replying to every comment and being so cute! One day I was so attracted by the comment section that I couldn't leave
I overestimate myself. I really don't want to write a word. If I can stop writing, I'm even willing to spend 2,000 yuan to buy one. It's reached this point orz I'll give 20 yuan to each of those who leave comments after the update. I'm really sorry, but this one has been changed. I'll wait until I can make money writing other articles, then I'll have the motivation to update this one. I've posted thousands of posts after seven years of writing (although I haven't written a few words). I really have no motivation, the future of the platform is bleak, and I can't realize my Ziwei Star dream anymore orz But I still read the article all the time. If you are a literary star, you can find me and tweet (x) If I accept it in advance, I will write what I want to write. I will save the manuscript first and decide whether to publish it next year depending on the situation ~ Boop!
Welcome! Book x burning ~ fairy grass ~! What would you like to drink?
Baby, why did you stop? I really like your writing style!!!
The cafeteria is what everyone covets...
Daji System: Hey, you relied on me to become a super spiritual chef, and then you ignored me. A man's mouth is a lie...