After Cutting Off Love, I Stumbled in the Police Academy Group

[Congratulations! You've been bound to the "Become a Player: Ride the Waves" script!] Me: I have level-ten mastery of Shixian-speak. My heart is closed to love! [System: No! No one can resist the charm of the police academy crew!] [Immediately transported to the police academy, ] Me: Don't doubt me, I... I can do this! [System: ...You can't. The previous script has expired. Let's start over: "The Love-Hating Player vs. The Police Academy Crew with 100% Affection"] Me: ...Can't I even cuddle up to them? QAQ... * That afternoon, I got lost on the vast campus. Falling cherry blossoms blurred my vision... Hagiwara, with an ulterior motive: Hey, are you okay? Need any help? Me (fighting the urge to put a sack over his head, trembling as I hold the script): D-Don't come near me! [System: Great job, newbie! Applause!] * After lunch, I ran into a Nagano kitty playing guitar... Me (fighting the urge to take him home, speaking with great reluctance): D-Don't block my way! Hiro kitty tilted his head: ...? [System: Our girl is amazing!!] * I took an unfortunate fall, and Rei Furuya came running over... Furuya: Don't move. I'll take you to the infirmary now. Me (pulling out my cross necklace, trembling with fear): D-Don't come any closer! You vampire so dark even your own shadow would give up! [System: Go, girl! You're the best!] * The bathroom pipes burst again, and Matsuda from the dorm next door came to help... Matsuda: If anything else breaks, you can ask me to fix it. Me (fighting the urge to flirt with a cheesy pickup line, scolding him through my tears): N-No need! You're a three-minute man! [System: You're the best batch I've ever had!!] * After n days, I finally couldn't hold back any longer and used them before casting them aside, until They surrounded me, smiling with murderous kindness... Me: What if I told you I was forced into it... would you believe me? ○ Plenty of headcanons, possibly out of character ○ A classic scene: the class president is on a date ○ As always, the entire police academy crew survives. Anyone who says otherwise can fight me. Blurb screenshot saved on 2021.12.30 √ Slightly revised on 2022.02.05 √ Theme: Meow meow meow