The Little Radio Spirit Refuses to Be Handed Over

As a family heirloom, Qiao Yinyin's life had always been a happy one.

Until Qiao Yinyin, a radio spirit who was extraordinarily lazy, vaguely heard the words "turn it in" while half-asleep.

What? Turn it in?

Like being locked in a glass case while people point at me?

Qiao Yinyin woke with a start, horrified.

No! I'm useful! I can do lots and lots of things!

Don't turn me in!

--

Qiao Yusui had just attended her grandmother's funeral and hadn't even had a chance to catch her breath when a little brat latched onto her.

"I heard you're the one who wants to turn me in?"

Holding onto Qiao Yusui's leg with a bundle of tears in her eyes, Qiao Yinyin cried, "I'm useful! I can give weather forecasts, play songs, sing Peking opera, Huangmei opera, and Cantonese opera, tell stories, play the news, and keep you up to date on current events! I'm great at gossip, too! Don't turn me in!"

Qiao Yusui sneered. "Sorry, but anyone with a brain would choose to turn you in under these circumstances."

So where are the police? Which family lost a little brat? Come claim her!

Subordinate: Um, boss, she was found in the heavily secured storeroom with that batch of antiques scheduled to be turned in.

Later--

Qiao Yinyin: You don't have to do anything. I'll turn myself in~

Goodbye, then. I'm leaving today!

Qiao Yusui: ...?

How dare you!

Note: This story is set in an alternate world.

Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony