Little Kitties Don't Bully People

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Xie Mang, a little snake who transmigrated before birth, was packed off by his mother to beastfolk kindergarten as soon as he was old enough, where he began a life of running riot.

All he knew was that he'd transmigrated into a novel called The Rise of the Insectoids. The heroine was the insectoid crown princess, while the original male lead was the rebel leader who overthrew the empire and later became one of the heroine's harem members.

And the villain was the palm-sized kitten Shen Yilin, now sprawled out in front of him, fast asleep...

S-so cute!

I could gobble up a kitten like this in one bite, sob!

*

Shen Yilin was the youngest prince of the empire, the only mutated kitten in a family of mighty beasts, but he hadn't grown up spoiled and pampered.

Not long after arriving at kindergarten, he spotted a thumb-sized little snake that liked to stare at him, its eyes glowing green as if it were looking at food (?).

Little Yilin: Take that! Fists of fury!

Later...

Shen Yilin: Mangmang, I'm sorry. You can bully me all you want, okay~

Xie Mang watched Shen Yilin sneakily chase away all the other fluffy creatures. "...No. Not okay at all."

(Xie Mang, a snake beastfolk who's obsessed with fluff, as the bottom X Shen Yilin, a tsundere, possessive fake white cat, as the top)

Note:

1. Snake bottom, cat top.

The title changed from: One Bite, One Kitten -> I Want the Kitties to Bully Me Silly -> The Kitties Aren't Bullying Anyone!

2. Both leads are strong. Before Xie Mang transmigrated, he was an underage boy.

Synopsis for the next novel

The Little Cuckoo Needs a Billion Nests

When the little cuckoo hatched, it found itself alone on a vast plain, without even a single nest!

Where's a cuckoo's dignity? One star!

For the sake of the status it yearned for, the "bully" little cuckoo went around stealing other people's nests.

Insectoid nests, space pirate battleships, little kitties' cardboard boxes (random appearance x)...

The insectoids, space pirates, and countless other "victims" all had the same thought: What a lunatic!

*

On one of his journeys, Que Que was robbed by space pirates and taken aboard their battleship as a hostage.

Just when he thought he was doomed, an arrogant little cuckoo arrived with his crew and robbed the space pirates.

Que Que was taken along by Du Que as part of the spoils, too.

After being kidnapped a second time, Que Que was treated like he wasn't even there. With nothing else to do, he began watching the irritable little cuckoo, and gradually found himself liking him more and more.

To lure the little cuckoo into his own nest, Que Que began preparing a meticulous plan.

"How Many Steps Does It Take to Catch a Little Cuckoo?"

First: Learn how to build a nest.

Second: Build one, no, lots and lots of nests.

Third: Wash yourself until you're squeaky clean and smell wonderful, then settle into the best nest and quietly wait for the little cuckoo to show up.

In other words, hide a beauty in a golden nest.

The little magpie: Plan complete.

Now that you've entered my nest, don't even think about leaving~

Theme: Adorable pets can heal the heart