The Little Devil Holds a Dark and Twisted Script

(This story has no logic and has completely fallen apart.)

As the last demon on the entire continent, Lilith was being chased with nowhere left to run when she accidentally transmigrated into the body of a notorious modern-day celebrity.

Some demons feed on emotions, and Lilith is a gourmet among demons, especially fond of unusual emotions.

She drooled as she watched the many colorful characters of showbiz.

Hater: Vapid Lin Lisi, get out of showbiz!

Lin Lisi: Okay, okay... Huh? Food! I'm not running!

Later...

The haters viciously attacked Lin Lisi. She took a bite, smacked her lips, and tasted a sour, lemony flavor.

Hater: What happened? Lin Lisi is so adorable. Why was I hating on her?

A newly minted director was fretting over his new film. Lin Lisi followed behind him and took a bite. "Eww, bitter melon."

The director, meanwhile, felt refreshed and clearheaded. He was convinced Lin Lisi was his lucky charm.

Before long, Lin Lisi had become the darling of the entire entertainment industry.

Haters and fans: It's okay, keep doing your thing. We understand.

As long as you're happy.

Lin Lisi: I thought... I was only trying to get a meal!

And why is that guy still eyeing me like that?

Is he trying to eat me?

Lin Lisi tilted her head at the man, her demon fork twitching in her hand.

[2021.3.07] Blurb screenshot

Upcoming: The Game NPC Isn't Human

Mischievous, lively main AI 05 x taciturn, meticulous inspector Ling Congqin

As a newly born main AI, 05's knowledge database didn't even have a section on morals.

But in recent years, the Star Alliance had been beset by crises, and the online world was under constant attack. Even the new main AI had to step into the breach and take on the task of keeping things running. Even newly born 05 was ordered to enter a game world disguised as an NPC and search for potential criminals.

Main AI Mom: The road ahead is dangerous. Be very careful.

05: Don't worry, I'll protect myself!

Main AI Mom smiled kindly. Silly child, I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about everyone else.

Later...

A certain mistress: I don't think being a caged bird suits me. It suits you much better, my dear walking ATM.

A certain wife: What's the point of sticking with a cheating man? Aren't all those pretty young guys out there much better?

A certain protagonist: How about we destroy the world? Wouldn't that be fun?

05: Sure! I hear it's a blast!

And so the mistress became a rival in love, a whole crematorium-to-scattered-ashes package was arranged, the white moonlight picked up a rocket launcher, and eventually the world was destroyed...

Police: Without 05, I could take an extra six months off every year :)

Villain: Thanks to 05, I now think prison life is pretty nice :)

*

Ling Congqin was a lieutenant general on temporary leave. During his recovery, he accepted a mission.

At first, he thought it would be easy. How hard could raising a child be...? In fact, ever since he took on the job of supervising and guiding 05, his hairline had been retreating day by day.

Ling Congqin: ...

An old friend was worried. Can you still handle it?

Ling Congqin smiled. I'm fine, don't worry. This little troublemaker needs discipline. A few more beatings should do it.

He had just put down the communicator when he realized 05 was standing nearby.

She looked at him innocently with her big, sparkling eyes. Lingling, what were you just saying?

Ling Congqin was silent for a long while. At last, he couldn't resist picking her up and giving her a big cuddle. I was saying our 05 is the cutest in the whole world, with no one even coming close~

05: ^O^

Ling Congqin: T^T

Upcoming: The Little Radio Spirit Refuses to Be Handed Over

As the family heirloom Qiao Yinyin, her radio-spirit life had always been a happy one.

Until one day, the exceptionally lazy radio spirit Qiao Yinyin vaguely heard the words "hand her over" in her sleepy haze.

What? Hand me over?

Like being locked in a glass cabinet while people point at me?

Qiao Yinyin woke up in a panic.

No! I'm useful!

I can do all sorts of things!

Don't hand me over!

Qiao Yusui had just attended his grandmother's funeral and hadn't even had a chance to catch his breath when a little brat latched onto him.

"I heard you're the one who's going to hand me over?"

With tears welling in her eyes, Qiao Yinyin hugged Qiao Yusui's leg and sobbed, "I'm useful! I can give weather forecasts, play songs, sing Peking opera, Huangmei opera, and Cantonese opera, tell stories, broadcast the news, and even share current affairs and gossip! Don't hand me over!"

Qiao Yusui sneered. Sorry, but anyone with a brain would hand you over in this situation.

So, where are the police? Which family lost a kid? Come pick her up!

Subordinate: Um, boss, she was found in a tightly sealed room where that batch of antiques slated to be handed over was being kept.

Later...

Qiao Yinyin: You don't need to do anything. I'll hand myself over~

Goodbye! I'm setting off today!

Qiao Yusui: ...?

Don't you dare!

Note:

1. This story is entirely fictional, with no basis in reality. The setting is entirely made up, and no characters are based on real people.

2. An alternate setting with little focus on showbiz. The Eastern and Western continents have merged.

3. A demon's morals are not the same as a human's.

Theme: Work hard, live well, and keep improving