Qi Ji, a staunch atheist, suddenly saw his deskmate gesticulating with a sword one day. He thought the other person was very proud, but unexpectedly the sword suddenly triggered a five-meter-wide thunderbolt.
Qi Ji: "..."
His deskmate saw him with sweat on his forehead.
Silence spread for a moment, Qi Ji silently raised his thumbs and said, "The bull is running."
Deskmate: "..."
My deskmate walked over with a cold face: "According to the agreement, I have to hand you over to the relevant department to have your memory removed for three months..."
Qi Ji: "No, brother! The monthly exam is tomorrow. Do you know how hard I have worked in the past few months?"
My deskmate took out a PHS phone from his pocket with a cold face.
Qi Ji: "?"
Qi Ji looked at his outfit, including the tattered pirated shoes that had been worn for five years and jeans that were wrinkled by washing. He thought that he was not a high-ranking official in any professional department, so he pretended to be calm and patted him on the shoulder.
Deskmate: "..."
Qi Ji: "Are you hungry after playing for so long? How about we go eat at a roadside stall?"
Three months later, Qi Ji gained enlightenment and opened his heavenly eyes. He was still a rare genius in ancient times.
His deskmate invited him to catch ghosts together.
Him: "... What about the final exam?"
Deskmate: "..."
He said: "You can escort me, but I can't."
***
Xia Changfeng, the lone star of the evil spirits, had a bad fate from the novel. He had no future in this life. He was blessed but could not enjoy the wealth and could not afford it. He could only follow the path of evil and crooked ways, that is, becoming a Taoist priest to catch ghosts.
One day, he used his poor skills to secretly check Qi Ji and found out that he was actually the chosen one.
*Sweet article, mixed with some slightly scary copies
*All metaphysics or other settings are made up by the author, we don't do this (scratching my head)
Concept: Love and poetry can last forever.