In the first year of the Qianlong era, the new emperor led his officials in paying their respects before Yonghe Temple.
Everyone held their tongues, afraid of offending the Son of Heaven.
Suddenly, a "heavenly voice" sounded in the ears of the emperor and his officials:
[Host, civilization in this world is charging forward, while the Great Qing remains stuck in its ways. No wonder it became ripe for the foreign powers to carve up.]
Qianlong: "!!!"
The officials: "?!!"
Was this a divine warning from the heavens?
But... ha! How dare a bunch of barbarians even dream of taking on our Great Qing?
The next second, they heard Fu Heng's inner thoughts:
[So there's some truth to the saying, "The Ming fell under Wanli, and the Qing fell under Qianlong."]
Qianlong: "?!"
What!
My Great Qing is going to fall???
Qianlong... fainted on the spot.
Gossip Theater 1:
The Minister of Revenue opposes allocating funds.
Fu Heng: [If we don't use our money to strengthen the country, are we saving it to cede territory and pay reparations?]
Qianlong and the officials: What! Cede territory, pay reparations? Those unworthy descendants will be the death of me!!!
Qianlong waves his hand: Strengthen the country! We must strengthen the country!!!
Gossip Theater 2:
System: [That year, beneath a soft rain of apricot blossoms, the emperor said he was Prince Guo...]
Empress Dowager Niohuru: ???
The imperial consorts: Th-that's so exciting~!!!
Note:
1. This is a transmigrate-into-a-book story, not historical fiction.
2. An amateur unofficial-history system.
Coming soon: "Gossip! The Short-Lived White Moonlight Sees the Comments," please add it to your reading list.
In a nutshell: Lie flat and enjoy the gossip, and you'll win big.
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On the surface, Zhenzhen is nothing more than an ordinary palace maid.
Once she finishes training this group of palace entrants, her term of service will be up. She is about to leave the palace and marry her cousin, the new top scholar, and live a comfortable life from then on.
Then one of the palace entrants falls into the water. Just as Zhenzhen is about to jump in and save her, she unexpectedly sees comments floating by:
[Stunning Zhenzhen! The unmasking of her breathtaking beauty, a legendary scene!]
[Wanna see how gorgeous the white moonlight is without her disguise?]
[Tsk, what a pity. The author had to make this peerless beauty die in just three chapters to give the villain a believable descent into evil.]
Zhenzhen: "???"
She touches the disguise on her face, then bravely... kicks the male lead into the water to save the girl.
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Only after figuring out the comments does Zhenzhen realize that she is the short-lived white moonlight of the villainous powerhouse in a Qing-dynasty palace-intrigue novel.
Zhenzhen: "..."
This white moonlight does not want to die, thanks.
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Later.
While being punished with cleaning duty in the cold palace, Zhenzhen stares at a beehive, hesitating.
Comments: [Does she know this is the mechanism that leads to the treasure from the previous dynasty?]
Zhenzhen: "?"
On the day she leaves the palace, Zhenzhen glances at her cousin's pageboy.
Comments: [She really does know her cousin and the pageboy are having an affair!]
Zhenzhen: "?!"
She pretends to be ill to avoid the marriage, then goes to a country estate to lie flat and grow morning glories.
Comments: [Is she really growing sweet potatoes that yield a thousand jin per mu?]
[You're thinking too small, sis. With the secret formula, getting ten thousand jin per mu is easy.]
[Don't go, sis! Tell us more!]
Zhenzhen: "!!!"
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Later still...
Comments: [How does she know the gossip about the emperor being cheated on?]
[And the gossip about the real and fake princesses, the imperial exam fraud, enemy spies... She really knows everything! The boss was right to ask her!]
[Zhenzhen's daily routine: gossip, rile people up, flirt with the big shots.]
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Later still.
[Huge gossip alert! Following our Zhenzhen and staying on the front lines of gossip is so satisfying!]
A passerby's comment: [Wait... how did the short-lived white moonlight lie flat her way into becoming the richest person in the land?]
A loyal commenter's reply: [Um... that's a good question.]
Next up: "[Qing] I Rewrite the Plot with Sign-In Rewards," please add it to your reading list.
Theme: Create classics and spread positive energy.
Give me back my lovely sika deer. [Burst crying][split]
Why! It's well written. I like reading this kind of sand sculpture writing. It's hard to say enough about the updates. [Covering face, laughing and crying]
I was stuck on solving V, so I updated the 2000 words, which made me laugh [oh oh oh]
In fact, Hong Xi has his tail between his legs, and he is unjust for rebelling.
I've been raising it for a long time but haven't updated a few chapters.
Good night. Baby, pay attention to your health
Spread flowers, I haven't updated for several days.
It seems impossible to lock up brothels in a feudal society. At most, we can rescue a few abducted girls, alas.
The column follows the article "Eat Melon!" The short-lived Bai Yueguang saw the barrage behind the scenes [Clear Transmission]" Please collect it!
One sentence copy: Lie down and eat melon, you will win.
On the surface, Zhen Zhen is just an ordinary palace maid.
After taking care of this class of show girls, she has reached the end of her term. She is about to leave the palace and marry her cousin, who is the new top scholar in the field of science and technology, and live a happy life from now on.
Until Xiu Nu fell into the water, she was about to jump into the lake to save others, when she accidentally saw the barrage:
Beautiful Zhen Zhen! The beauty of the horse changes and the famous scene is checked in!
[RwkkHow beautiful is Bai Yueguang without disguise? ]
[Tsk, tsk, it's pitiful that the beauty in this world is so beautiful. In order to rationally darken the villain, the author wrote it to death in just three chapters.
Zhen Zhen: "???"
Touching the disguise on her face, Zhen Zhen bravely... Kicked the male protagonist down to save him.
After understanding the barrage, Zhen Zhen realized that she was Bai Yueguang, the villain in the Qing Chuan Gong Dou novel who died long ago.
Zhen Zhen: "…"
Bai Yueguang doesn't want to die, thank you.
Later.
When she was punished to clean the cold palace, Zhen Zhen stared at the hive and hesitated.
Barrage: [Does she know that this is the mechanism leading to the treasure of the previous dynasty?
Zhen Zhen: "?"
On the day she left the palace, Zhen Zhen took one more look at her cousin's book boy.
Barrage: [She really knows that her cousin is having an affair with the book boy!
Zhen Zhen: "?!"
Pretending to be ill and refusing to marry, he went to the village to lie down and plant morning glory.
Barrage: [She is actually growing sweet potatoes that yield thousands of kilograms per acre?
[The layout is small jm, and it is easy to master the secret recipe and produce an output of 10,000 kilograms per mu.
[Jm don't leave, please elaborate!
Zhen Zhen: "!!!"
Later...
Barrage: [How did she know that the emperor was having sex?
[There are also melons from real and fake princesses, melons from imperial examination fraud, melons from enemy countries... She really knows all about it! The boss was right to ask her!
[Daily life of a young girl: Eat melons, make people angry, and tease the boss. ]
And later.
[Surprised to find xx big melon! It's so cool to follow my girl on the front line of eating melons!
Passers-by commented: [Wait a minute... How did Bai Yueguang, who died early, become the richest man in the world?
Loyal Barrage: [emmm... This is a good question.
It was not until the 14th year of Qianlong's reign that the garden was given to him. Qianlong renamed the Jiaohui Garden that Yongzheng gave to Shisan and gave it to Chunhe Garden and gave it to Fu Heng. After Fu Heng's death, Chunhe Garden was merged into the Old Summer Palace and renamed Qichun Garden.
Give me back my lovely sika deer. [Burst crying][split]
Why! It's well written. I like reading this kind of sand sculpture writing. It's hard to say enough about the updates. [Covering face, laughing and crying]
I was stuck on solving V, so I updated the 2000 words, which made me laugh [oh oh oh]
In fact, Hong Xi has his tail between his legs, and he is unjust for rebelling.
I've been raising it for a long time but haven't updated a few chapters.
Good night. Baby, pay attention to your health
Spread flowers, I haven't updated for several days.
It seems impossible to lock up brothels in a feudal society. At most, we can rescue a few abducted girls, alas.
The column follows the article "Eat Melon!" The short-lived Bai Yueguang saw the barrage behind the scenes [Clear Transmission]" Please collect it! One sentence copy: Lie down and eat melon, you will win. On the surface, Zhen Zhen is just an ordinary palace maid. After taking care of this class of show girls, she has reached the end of her term. She is about to leave the palace and marry her cousin, who is the new top scholar in the field of science and technology, and live a happy life from now on. Until Xiu Nu fell into the water, she was about to jump into the lake to save others, when she accidentally saw the barrage: Beautiful Zhen Zhen! The beauty of the horse changes and the famous scene is checked in! [RwkkHow beautiful is Bai Yueguang without disguise? ] [Tsk, tsk, it's pitiful that the beauty in this world is so beautiful. In order to rationally darken the villain, the author wrote it to death in just three chapters. Zhen Zhen: "???" Touching the disguise on her face, Zhen Zhen bravely... Kicked the male protagonist down to save him. After understanding the barrage, Zhen Zhen realized that she was Bai Yueguang, the villain in the Qing Chuan Gong Dou novel who died long ago. Zhen Zhen: "…" Bai Yueguang doesn't want to die, thank you. Later. When she was punished to clean the cold palace, Zhen Zhen stared at the hive and hesitated. Barrage: [Does she know that this is the mechanism leading to the treasure of the previous dynasty? Zhen Zhen: "?" On the day she left the palace, Zhen Zhen took one more look at her cousin's book boy. Barrage: [She really knows that her cousin is having an affair with the book boy! Zhen Zhen: "?!" Pretending to be ill and refusing to marry, he went to the village to lie down and plant morning glory. Barrage: [She is actually growing sweet potatoes that yield thousands of kilograms per acre? [The layout is small jm, and it is easy to master the secret recipe and produce an output of 10,000 kilograms per mu. [Jm don't leave, please elaborate! Zhen Zhen: "!!!" Later... Barrage: [How did she know that the emperor was having sex? [There are also melons from real and fake princesses, melons from imperial examination fraud, melons from enemy countries... She really knows all about it! The boss was right to ask her! [Daily life of a young girl: Eat melons, make people angry, and tease the boss. ] And later. [Surprised to find xx big melon! It's so cool to follow my girl on the front line of eating melons! Passers-by commented: [Wait a minute... How did Bai Yueguang, who died early, become the richest man in the world? Loyal Barrage: [emmm... This is a good question.
It was not until the 14th year of Qianlong's reign that the garden was given to him. Qianlong renamed the Jiaohui Garden that Yongzheng gave to Shisan and gave it to Chunhe Garden and gave it to Fu Heng. After Fu Heng's death, Chunhe Garden was merged into the Old Summer Palace and renamed Qichun Garden.