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Baisui is a cool little dragon, a hundred years old. Sent to the Kangxi era for a trial, she becomes the little daughter of Yinsi and Guo Luoluo.
Dragon System: Go cause trouble, little dragon!
But Baisui only wants to curl up on a mountain of gold and silver and sleep.
The problem is, she has no money!
The greedy little dragon sets her sights on Emperor Kangxi's treasure trove. But...
Huh? This copy of Along the River During the Qingming Festival is pretty good. These Tang-style imitations of Qin pottery figures count as antiques? This antique sword is so fake, it's practically making fun of me!
Tsk, tsk, half the things in the imperial palace are fakes. Great-grandpa, you've been completely taken for a ride.
At first.
Kangxi flew into a rage. "You little brat, what do you know?"
Later.
Kangxi shamelessly pleaded, "Suisui, I'll grant you a princess's title. Now find your grandpa another treasure, just one!"
"What kind of treasure?"
"A map to the treasures of the Qing Empire."
Baisui: "…"
A few days later, Baisui resignedly rested her chin in her great-grandpa's palm.
Kangxi: "???"
Baisui pointed at her little head. "Emptying your territory of its resources won't make the country strong and prosperous. Knowledge is the greatest treasure."
Kangxi, holding the little "treasure"'s head: "…"
Baisui: [Handing the treasure head over to the country.jpg]
*At first, the System was losing it: [You're a dragon! You're supposed to be irredeemably evil! You're supposed to be utterly wicked! Kid, stop being a good person!]
Later, the System gave up: [The trial is about to fail. Let's destroy everything together... Wait, what?!]
System: [Kid, how did you succeed?!!!]
System: [Kid, aaah! Take me with you to the top!!!]
Baisui looked bewildered and innocent. Suisui was just being an ordinary, well-mannered, kind little girl.
*The Eighth Prince, Yinsi, has three secrets:
First, he was reborn.
Second, in his previous life, he and Guo Luoluo had no children.
Third, everyone says he's henpecked, but no one knows he couldn't be happier.
[Bonus scene]
Yinsi: "Fujin, why did you marry me?"
Guo Luoluo: "Because His Majesty arranged our marriage."
Yinsi: "No, you can't answer like that!"
Guo Luoluo: "Then what should I say?"
Yinsi shot her a meaningful look, hinting frantically. "Think carefully. Why did you marry me?"
Guo Luoluo was bewildered. "Be... because..."
Baisui raised her hand. "I know! To rid the people of a menace!"
Guo Luoluo: "Pfft, hahaha!"
Yinsi: "???"
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Coming soon: The Empress Just Wants to Lie Flat (Qing Dynasty). Please pre-order!
Yuling transmigrated into the Qing Dynasty as the second empress of Emperor Kangxi, from the prominent Niohuru clan.
Before her was the gentle and virtuous late empress, his beloved first wife. After her came the tender and considerate Noble Consort Tong, his childhood sweetheart. Her adoptive father was none other than Oboi, who had already been executed.
In six months, she would be on her way to the afterlife.
Used to lying flat, Yuling tallied up her dowry, calculated the empress's salary, and counted the gifts Kangxi had sent her.
Then she looked around at the spacious palace, the exquisite hairpins and dresses, and the beautiful women in ancient clothing coming and going.
She lay down. Why compete? Lie flat!
*
At dawn, Kangxi had been at court for half the morning and was already starving...
Yuling was helped up by pretty maids, who dressed and styled her hair with gentle care, practically feeding her by hand.
In the morning, Kangxi was getting a headache from arguing with his ministers...
Yuling watched all the palace ladies bicker below her, munching on peeled five-spice melon seeds. Enjoying the drama was pure bliss.
At noon, Kangxi was too busy to eat...
Yuling sampled a full Manchu-Han banquet prepared by the imperial chefs, then rinsed her mouth with West Lake Longjing after getting tired of abalone.
At night, Kangxi was losing it over the endless pile of state affairs...
Yuling listened to a Jiangnan songstress, soaked in the private hot spring reserved for the empress, admired authentic works by famous ancient masters, and even had a real person on hand to take her writing requests.
Yuling: Early to bed, early to rise, good health and a cheerful heart.
*
One day, busy Kangxi went to the harem to catch his breath, only to find the entire palace had changed...
Huh???
Where were his overworked empress and his consorts fighting over his favor?
Yuling: I'm glad Your Majesty is so diligent. It gives me a wonderful life of lying flat!
*
Notes: 1. There are many original elements, including a golden finger.
2. There will be child-rearing.
3. The leads are not each other's first and only partners.
4. A laid-back empress and her hapless emperor.
Coming soon: She Became the Qing Palace's Beloved with Reaction Images (male lead, child-rearing)
Blurb: A genius young artist with severe social anxiety transmigrates as Yinzhi, whom missionaries declared to have autism. He must complete the "Happy Family" quest to return home.
Yongzheng criticized him for "being unable to speak at six and crying in terror whenever he saw his late father." But he's only four now... Great!
He can put off working on his social skills until he's seven!
Who knew that although he only wanted to be a shut-in, people kept forcing him to socialize?
Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang: "Sweet grandson, come visit your Uku Mama every day, okay? If you don't come, you won't get any sweet milk tea."
With his weakness as a socially anxious shut-in discovered, Yinzhi was doomed.
Kangxi: "Third son, go study with your brothers at the Imperial Academy. If you can't recite the Three Character Classic, you don't get dinner!"
He didn't want to talk, so he switched to writing from memory. Somehow, he became a child prodigy?! Nooo... Yinzhi burst into tears.
Consort Rong of the Maijia clan: "Good boy, if you want paints, paper, and brushes, take this money and go buy them from the missionaries at the Imperial Observatory."
This was a nightmare-level quest! Yinzhi burst into tears again QAQ
Yinzhi and Yireng: "Third brother, once there was a guy who never talked or left the house, and then we... beat him up!"
You evil brothers! I was raised to be... scared! Yinzhi ran off in tears QAQ
Baby Yinzhen: "Bwother, hug me~"
Help~~~ Human babies are terrifying!!!
With no other choice, Yinzhi, who didn't want to talk, started handing out hand-drawn reaction images to express his about-to-explode emotions.
[Don't come any closer! .jpg]
[Without milk tea, I might never be happy again.jpg]
[Father, hungry, want food.jpg]
[So well-behaved.jpg]
Everyone was utterly charmed by the adorable little dumpling. Take this, take this, it's all yours!!!
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Theme: Knowledge is the greatest treasure.
If Lao Ba turns Fujin's body into a fat one, then he will be eliminated
There has been no update for almost a week.
When will it be updated? What if Kavin could come up and ask for leave? Is it a trend now for authors to cheat on their articles?
If it is the Eastern Dragon, it is auspicious!
I regret it. This book is not my cup of tea. I have read it once and don't want to read it a second time.
Then give birth to a few more and let them pester their father every day
It's been a month, still no more updates? Can I take leave if I have something to do?
Why can't I suddenly see the next page?
I finally waited for you, but luckily I didn't give up
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