When Gong Yuxi, the little princess of Bixuan Sect in the Great Wilderness, was young, she brought home a boy named Pei Gu. From that moment on, she fell head over heels and became hopelessly lost in love.
Gong Yuxi went mad for Pei Gu, went wild for Pei Gu, and made things difficult for all her senior brothers because of him. She even rejected the powerful young lord of a domain in front of everyone from the Four Domains and Eight Wastes.
Pei Gu, meanwhile, couldn't care less. He even brought home a junior sister.
That junior sister was truly a phoenix among people. She understood perfectly that she shouldn't devote herself to just one man. While making Pei Gu utterly devoted to her, she also conquered the other senior brothers.
In the end, every one of the senior brothers rose to power. Each of them wielded a sword, and together they sent Gong Yuxi to her grave.
Gong Yuxi woke from her dream and thought about it for a long time before finally accepting the fact that she was nothing but a wicked female supporting character.
Since she couldn't change her fate, she made a difficult decision:
She would stick to her character and get through the plot as quickly as possible.
If she was going to die anyway, Gong Yuxi decided to bite everyone she came across.
When her eldest senior brother was gravely wounded while fending off a monster beast...
Gong Yuxi charged forward with her sword. "You useless fool, leave this to me!"
When her second senior brother hit a bottleneck while studying swordsmanship...
Gong Yuxi looked at him with disdain. "Are you stupid? You can't even master your sword. You should do it like me, got it?"
When her third senior brother was too broke to buy spirit pills...
Gong Yuxi patted her bulging money pouch. "Hmph, you pauper. See this? I'm way richer than you. I'll pay for you, so remember to work like an ox and a horse to thank me."
But the story started heading in a strange direction.
Eldest Senior Brother: My junior sister stepped forward to help me escape danger. She's so kind.
Second Senior Brother: My junior sister showed me the way and helped me understand the sword. She's so kind.
Third Senior Brother: My junior sister generously gave me money. She's all bark and a soft heart. She's so kind.
Gong Yuxi: ???
What's wrong with you people? How am I supposed to die quickly like this?
Seeing that she couldn't manage to die, she came across her fiancé, the young lord of a domain who killed anyone who stood in his way, even gods. Gong Yuxi reflected on her mistakes and decided to try a different approach.
She charged over, wrapped her arms around his waist, and sweetly called, "Big brother!"
Sure enough, he was a man of few words. "Get lost!"
Gong Yuxi: Exactly! That's just what I wanted!
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Scheming powerful official vs. silly princess
The emperor intended to find Princess Lingyun a suitable match in the capital.
The princess was sixteen, spoiled, but greatly favored by the emperor. Marrying the princess would ease the emperor's burdens while allowing the groom to keep to himself. As a powerful official of Great Zhou, second only to the emperor and above all others, Lu Ziyue felt the plan was a reasonable compromise.
As for what the princess thought, he didn't care.
But then, like a fleeting shadow, the rosy-cheeked girl smiled at him, her eyes brimming with brilliant spring sunshine.
"..."
Without a second thought, Lu Ziyue picked up his brush, crossed out "a reasonable compromise," and wrote three words:
The wind stirs.
One day, as he taught her calligraphy, he casually asked, "May I ask, Your Highness, do you have someone you like?"
The little princess answered without a care in the world. "Yes. Lin Jinzhi of Gusu."
Lu Ziyue: "...Say that again?"
Everyone said that Grand Secretary Lu Ziyue was ruthless and killed without blinking. Lingyun, however, thought he was kindhearted and chivalrous. She only had to say she liked Lin Jinzhi, and Lu Ziyue started offering advice, teaching her music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and writing poems and letters for her. He was so enthusiastic, you'd think he was the one who liked Lin Jinzhi.
Where could she find someone so wonderful?
But as Lu Ziyue kept helping her, he helped her right into the Lu residence and into his bed. And the letters meant for Lin Jinzhi all mysteriously disappeared.
On their wedding night, Lingyun finally realized what was going on. She lifted her red bridal veil. "Lord Lu, there's a mole among us!"
"Too late."
Lu Ziyue smiled with lowered eyes and firmly lowered the veil over her face again, his voice deep and quiet. "It's me."
Lingyun: What a huge fox tail!
Theme: Even when fate is unfair, remain kind.
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Li Zhuqing is so deeply in love with Xixi that he is willing to die for her. If he were given an official match again, he would think: In fact, he is not that affectionate after all! Moreover, his original character is emotionless and not human. If he falls in love with someone else, his character will be ruined. It would be better to leave him alone. The above is my personal opinion, for your reference~
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I'm so angry. I'm so angry. I'm so angry. Why don't you kiss me? Why don't you guys do it? Is it okay? I'm really convinced every day. I'm an adult. What's wrong? Is it okay to kiss me? I'm so worried. Ouch, hey.
Who gave the official voiceover for this episode last season? B
Can! Breaking Jinjiang's ruthless ways in one fell swoop! Breakthrough into the path of sentient being!
In ancient times, Tang Bohu ordered autumn fragrance. Thank you for choosing Yu tide today. It seems like you are planning a new house before getting married.
I have a friend who wants to know what the consequences are hahahaha
Thank you, no, I can't even save people (pointing)
... This ending... Is a bit sloppy